Chapter 2:
Cinderella A.K.A. Blenders and Wheelchairs and Turbans, Oh my!
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Weeee~!!! Thanks to everybody that reviewed!! *feels loved* And, as promised, I updated ^^ (it's a miracle...)
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Agi: *runs around screaming*
Hiei: Not again...
Yusuke: What's she so happy about this time?
Agi: I WROTE THE SCRIPTS~!!!!!! *runs around and hands everybody a packet of papers*
All: ...
Yusuke: *looks at the script* O_O.....CINDERELLA?! We're doing CINDERELLA?! If you think I'm gonna be in--
Agi: *whacks Yusuke in the head with a drawer of silverware*
Yusuke: @.@
Kuwabara: *stomps around and shakes his script violently* THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
Karasu: Why? What part did she give you? The glass slipper?
Kuwabara: No! WORSE! I have to be a stupid MOUSE!!
Yusuke: *dusts himself off* She made me a mouse too...oh well. I just feel sorry for the sucker who has to play Cinderella...
Kurama: *whistles*
Kuwabara: ............AHAHAHA!!!! Kurama's CINDERELLA!! HAHAHAHA!
Kurama: *blushes*
Yusuke: Hehe...If you're Cinderella...then *snickers* who's playing Prince Charming?
Hiei: *hides script behind his back*
All: *look at Hiei*
Hiei: Umm...*points* OH MY GOSH!! That 18-wheeler is coming right for us! ......MAKE SURE YOU LOOK AT IT!!
Yusuke, Kurama, & Karasu: *turn around and look*
Kuwabara: Ohhhh no. I'm not falling for that lame--*gets hit by the 18-wheeler*
Hiei: I warned him...
Kuwabara: Sand.....wich...........
Agi: Well it looks like your all ready now, so I'm gonna start NARRATING!! ^^
All: ...................
Agi: Here goes...*clears throat* Once upon a--
Kuwabara: TRACTOR!!
*WHACK*
Kuwabara: @______@
Agi: AHEM...Once upon a--
Karasu: Tractor? There were never any tractors in the stories mommy used to read me...
*WHACK WHACK WHACK*
Karasu: @_________________@
Agi: ONCE UPON A FRIGGIN' *looks around* ...TIME...!! There was a young girl (tee-hee! ^^).
Kurama: *wearing a very frilly pink dress* Why do I have to be a girl? Where's Botan and Keiko and all the other...GIRLS?!
Agi: *sigh* The girls didn't want to be in the fic...something about "reputations"...
Kurama: o.O
Agi: Besides, your prettier than them anyway ^.~
Kurama: .......
Agi: Well anyway, one fine day the girl's father died...
Kurama: ;_;
Yusuke: ...How'd he die?
Agi: Skydiving accident.
Yusuke: ...Oh.
Agi: Now...STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
All: o.o
Agi: So after her dad kicked the bucket, the girl had to live with her evil stepmother and two stepsisters...
*a carboard house falls on top of Kurama*
*...followed by a blender and two chickens*
Kurama: *twitch*
Agi: The stepmother and stepsisters were very cruel to the poor girl...
*the chickens and the blender attack Kurama*
Agi: They called her mean names...
Blender: *WHIRRRRRRRRR*
Agi: And they made her do strenuous manly labor...
Kurama: *waters the flowers*
Agi: They started calling her "Cinderella" because she was always covered in cinders from cleaning the volcano in the backyard every Wednesday.
Karasu: MAKE WAY FOR MAKE-UP~!!! *runs by and dumps a bucket of ashes on Kurama*
Kurama: MY DRESS!!
Agi: Umm...Karasu? Where'd you get those ashes from??
Karasu: Oh, I found them in a box labelled "MOON DUST" I didn't think anybody needed it, so I just took it.
Agi: Oh, ok then...
Karasu: ^_______^ *scurries away*
Agi: Now where was I...? Oh yes, Cinderella didn't let any of the teasing get to her...
Kurama: EVERYBODY'S SO MEAN!! *cries hysterically*
Agi: She had her mice friends to talk to...who were suprisingly intelligent for rodents...
Kuwabara: *points to Yusuke's mouse ears* Hey Urameshi...you've got two cardboard circles on your head...
Yusuke: *flails about* AHHH!! GET THEM OFF!!!!
Agi: One day at the royal palace, the prince was very bored...
Hiei: *beats up some servants*
Agi: His father, the king, decided to throw a royal ball--
Karasu: A royal ball? Why couldn't he have thrown a baseball? Or a volleyball?
Agi: -_-;;;;;;; *bashes Karasu in the head with an 8-track player*
Karasu: I'M SPARICUSSSSSSSS......!!! *blacks out*
Agi: Anyway, the king decided to throw a royal--
Kuwabara: HOEDOWN!!!
Agi: *grits teeth* FINE. A royal HOEDOWN.
Kuwabara: Yay!
Agi: The king was hoping that the prince would find himself a wife at the hoedown...
Hiei: Hey, who is the king anyway???
Koenma: *pops up out of nowhere* Was that my queue to come in?
Kuwabara: Hey!! What's he doing here?!
Koenma: Why...I'm the KING!! Who ELSE would I be?!
All: ...
Koenma: Besides, I couldn't pass up such a great money making oppurtunity...
Yusuke: Wait a minute...you're getting PAID to do this?!
Koenma: *nods*
All: *glare at Agi*
Agi: Ehehe...^^;;; Now, where was I...?
Yusuke: I want money!!
Agi: Here we go...The King wanted his son to find a wife...
Koenma: Son, I command you to get married!!
Hiei: No.
Agi: So King Koenma sent invitations to the hoedown all throughout the kingdom...
Mailtruck full of invitations: Zoooooooooom! *runs over an old lady with a shopping cart*
Agi: And of course, an invitation was sent to Cinderella's house...
*a brick with a piece of paper attached flies through the cardboard window*
Kurama: Not another ransom note...
Agi: Cinderella's step mother was very excited that one of her daughters might become the prince's wife...
Blender: *does the tango*
Agi: But poor Cinderella wasn't allowed to go to the palace. She didn't have a beatiful gown to wear...
Kurama: *sigh of relief*
Agi: Cinderella was very sad and ran up to her room and started crying...
Kurama: *dances around happily*
Agi: Her mouse friends noticed how sad she was and decided to make a gown for her to wear...
Yusuke & Kuwabara: *attempt to sew some fabric together*
Agi: They suprised Cinderella with the gown when they were finished...
Kurama: *puts the jumble of fabric on* Oh...what a lovely...toga...?
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ^_______^
Agi: Now that Cinderella had a gown, she could go to the royal hoedown...
Kurama: *walks out the door*
Agi: But all of a sudden, a strange little woman appeared on the front lawn...
Karasu: *rolls around in the grass*
Kurama: O.o
Karasu: Oh. Umm...AHEM...HELLO THERE CINDERELLA!!!
Kurama: ........What the hell do you want?
Karasu: Why...I'm your fairy BOMB mother!!! *twirls around and poses dramatically*
Kurama: O______o
Karasu: And from what I can see, it appears that your going to that party at the palace everyone's going to...
Kurama: Why yes, I--
Karasu: Everyone except ME of course. How come I didn't get an invitation?! HUH?! Am I not QUALIFIED or something?! Do you have to have a certain SANITY LEVEL?!?!
Kurama: ...........
Karasu: *grumbles*
Agi: Cinderella's fairy...bomb...mother decided that Cinderella needed a few...improvements...
Karasu: *points at Kurama's "gown"* Eek! You're gonna go to the hoedown wearing THAT?!
Kurama: Umm...yes I am...
Karasu: Ok fine...but I hope you're not thinking about driving that *motions towards the car* MONSTROUSITY to the palace...
Kurama: But that's a CORVETTE!!
Yusuke: Hey! Where'd Kurama get a Corvette from?!
*WHACK*
Karasu: You'll need something fancier than a Corvette to impress this prince guy.
Kurama: What do you mean?
Karasu: Watch carefully. I shall use my magic WAND! *pulls a plastic spoon out of his pocket* Now I'll just say the magic words...Bibbity...Bobbity..........BOOM~!!! *taps car with the spoon*
*queue LARGE, FIREY EXPLOSION*
Kurama: O__________________O
Karasu: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kurama: My car!! MY BEAUTIFUL CAR!!! *points to the ball of FIRE* LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!!!!!!
Karasu: Ehehehe ^^;;;;;;;;; Well umm...now it's a "hot" rod...get it?? Hehehehehe...
Kurama: -_____-;;;
Karasu: I guess I better be going now...*runs away*
Agi: Because Cinderella's car was destroyed...she had to find a different way to get to the palace...
Kurama: *notices an old man in a wheelchair rolling down the street* *grabs the old man and throws him onto the sidewalk*
Old man: Hey! Have you no respect for the--*gets hit by a scooter*
Kurama: *rides wheelchair full speed down the street*
Agi: After a few stops to get gas, Cinderella made it to the palace...
Kurama: *bursts through the doors*
Hiei: Kurama! Ya made it!!
Kurama: Yup.
Agi: And so Cinderella and the prince spent the whole night square dancing and cow tipping and doing...hoedown stuff...
Hiei: Hmm...got any 3's?
Kurama: Go fish.
Hiei: Dammit.
Agi: Then Cinderella noticed it was midnite...
Kurama: *gasp!* It's midnite!!
Hiei: So?
Kurama: Hmm...I dunno. It must mean something...maybe I should go.
Hiei: Okie dokie.
Agi: And so Cinderella went back home to her old slave-driven life.
Kurama: *watches TV*
Agi: Meanwhile, at the palace, the prince was frantically trying to find the girl he fell in love with the night before...
Hiei: *looks in the classifieds section of a newspaper* Hey! Somebody's giving away a free washing machine!! *dials number*
Agi: Then the prince remembered that the girl had left an article of clothing at the palace before she left...
Hiei: Eww...
Agi: And it happened to be a--
Kuwabara: TURBAN!!
Kurama: I was wearing a turban???
Hiei: No.
Kurama: I'm confused...O.o
Agi: Anyway...the prince searched the entire kingdom for the girl that lost the...turban.
Hiei: *walks up to an employee at a fish market* Umm...is this your...turban?
Employee: I don't know. I just work here.
Hiei: Ok. I give up. Kurama, take your stupid turban back.
Kurama: But it's not my turban...
Hiei: It is now.
Agi: And so the prince found the woman of his dreams...
Hiei: .......
Kurama: ^____^
Agi: And they lived happily ever--
Kuwabara: PELICAN!!
Agi: THE END.
Yusuke: That was a stupid story. Agi, you really have no life.
Agi: I know~~!! *smiles proudly* ^__^
Koenma: Ahem...
Agi: Oh yeah *hands Koenma a check*
Koenma: Pleasure doin' business with ya! *marches off*
Yusuke: Little brat...
Kuwabara: Yeah...I've always wanted a little piece of paper like that...
All: .......
Karasu: FLAMING BREAD!!!
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Yay! That was fun ^^ Oh yeah, if you have any requests for fairytales, they're gladly accepted ^_^ I have a few already...next chap will probably be either Snow White or Hansel and Gretel. Thanks Baka Gothic Kitsune and co. for the suggestions ^____^