Alright, thiiiiis is the third chapter! Lets all hope it'll be as good as I think it will!
Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Mobius or anything else I have here except Andromeda and Talime! Blows up Court house MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The sun shone through the giant windows in the office that Andromeda was sleeping in. She tossed and turned in the cot that was made for her.
ANDROMEDA'S DREAM:
"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Andromeda screamed as she ran down an alley that led to nowhere.
"MWAHAHAHA! COME HERE, CARROT!" Said two giant bunny slippers that were chasing her.
"I ALWAYS KNEW MY DAD'S BUNNY SLIPPERS WERE EVIL!" Andromeda cried.
END OF "CARROT'S" DREAM:
"YIKES!" Andromeda cried out as she woke up with a start.
"The bunny slippers dream again?" Talime asked.
"Yeah." Andromeda admitted.
"Maybe you should die your hair black." Talime suggested.
"Oh shut up." Said Andromeda.
Then, the AMP walked through the office doors.
"We heard you scream! Is something wrong?" Yuki asked.
"No, I'm fine." Andromeda said.
"Well at least your awake! It's eleven o'clock!" Kiddy stated.
"HUUUUH?!" Andromeda said, surprised.
"Uhh, excuse me. But I'm picking up major movement from the west, heading right for Tokyo!" Talime stated.
"How far from Tokyo?!" Andromeda asked.
"ââOne mile."
Everyone then ran to the windows to see what was coming. And they saw something so evil, so monstrous, so GROTESQUE that it strikes fear into the heart of every sane personâ..Barbie dolls.
"OH MY GOD!" Everyone yelled.
The little dolls clad in small cotton dresses were riding to the city in those crappy plastic convertibles. And they're weapons wereâ.make up kits? HAHAHAHA! WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH THOSE?! BLUSH US TO DEATH?! HAHAHA!ââuh oh. They were now jumping out and smearing makeup on everyones facesâ.and it's making them MELT! It must have acid. Looks can be deceiving.
"Small plastic politically correct dolls with flesh melting make-up?
Is this are enemy?!" Katsumi asked, confused.
"What are you up to now, Eggman?" Andromeda mused.
MEANWHILE:
Back in Beijing, China, Genosa had come back, very pissed off as usual.
"I WANT MY ARMY BACK!"
"No."
"YES!"
"No."
"YES!"
"Yes."
"NO!âGOD DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!"
"It's soooo easy to trick you because you're an idiot." Eggman stated.
"HE IS NOT! HE IS A GENIUS!" Said Rosa, who had come along.
"Suuure. But anyway, I still need the Lucifer Hawk as a back up plan, in case this plan doesn't work."
"YOU CALL SENDING STUPID LITTLE DOLLS TO DEFEAT A POWERFUL POLICE FORCE A PLAN??!!" Rosa and Genosa yelled in unison.
"I plan to send one portion of my army every day to gradually weaken them. The last part should destroy them. If it doesn't, Ill use the Lucifer Hawk!" Eggman said.
"This is never going to work!" Stated Rosa.
"OH SHUT UP, NEGATIVE NANCY!" Eggman yelled.
Then Goofy came up to them.
"Can you please use your indoor voice?" He asked them politely.
"GO TO HELL!" Genosa yelled at Goofy.
"OH YEAH? BRING IT ON, BITCH!" Goofy yelled, surprising everyone.
Then Genosa and Goofy started a broken glass and knife fight.
BACK TO THE ACTION:
Andromeda, Katsumi, Yuki, Nami, and Kiddy had run outside and were fighting the Barbie dolls.
"TAKE THIS! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Kiddy said psychotically, while shooting some of the dolls mercilessly.
Yuki had made a transparent sword with her psychic powers (AN ONE) and was duking it out with a Skipper doll wielding an eyeliner stick.
Nami was having some trouble. Her talismans had absolutely no effect on the dolls!
"Hehehehe! We don't have evil spirits in us, silly!" A Teresa doll told Nami.
"Hmm." Was Nami's reply. She took out her remaining talismans and scribbled some Japanese on them. Now instead of saying: "EVIL SPIRITS, BE GONE!" It said "GIGGLY GIRL SPIRITS, BE GONE!". She threw them at the dolls, and they all died.
Andromeda melted some dolls. Then a little Kelly doll threw a plastic teddy bear at herâand it was ticking.
"AHHH! A BOMB!" Talime and Andromeda screamed in unison.
Then Andromeda DRAMATICALLY ran from the bomb in slow motion, and it made an OVERLY BIG explosion. Yeah, mushroom cloud and all.
Katsumi killed the remainder of the dolls with grospolina(AN TWO). When the battle was finally over, they all went inside and had MORE COFFEE! And they all went homeââsorry, I ran out of ideas.
BACK IN BEIJING:
Goofy walked off the stage, the victor of the fight. Genosa was on the floor, bleeding.
"â.And I wondered why I stopped watching house of mouse." Genosa said, then passed out.
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Well, that's it for now! And now for some last minute notes!
AN ONE: I decided to give Yuki more powers, since she hardly had any in the show!
AN TWO: I'm not sure how you spell the name of Katsumi's sword.
NowâREVIEW!