Now for the fourth chapter! And I will say that SilentMusketeer was bit help full. I say a bit because they did tell me that it was Grosspoliner, not Grospolina. But I am using the correct for of Die. The one they suggested (dye) is the colored oil! And I will watch for my spelling mistakes, BUT IM DOING THE BEST I CAN! So be patient with me. And on a final note, hurricane Frances sucks.
Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Mobius, or any other things I use here! Except for Andromeda and Talime. Don't sue, you sick person you.
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The next day, everyone was awake bright and earlyâwell, Andromeda was a little less willing
"GET UP, YOU LAZY BUMB!" Kiddy yelled at Andromeda's sleeping form.
"Can you PLEASE stop yelling! She'll awakeâeventually." Nami said, doubting what she said.
Meanwhile, Talime was counting to herself.
'Threeâtwoâone."
"AHH, IM NOT A CARROT!" Andromeda screamed as she woke with a start.
'Right on time.'
Everyone else stared at her weirdly.
"Uhhâdon't ask." Andromeda said meekly.
"Well, your FINALLY awake. Now we can begin the journey." Lebia said.
"What journey?" Andromeda asked.
Then Mana walked in.
"Were sending all of you to Beijing, China, since that is where the recent attacks have been traced to." The co-director explained.
So, after everyone had more of Yuki's coffee, they boarded the AMP air cruiser and set off for Beijing. But halfway thereâ.
"LEBIA!" Everyone in the back shouted to the blonde pilot.
"What?"
"WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!" They responded.
Lebia sweatdropped. "If you had some of Yuki's coffee, then WHY didn't you go to the bathroom before we left?"
Everyone was silent. Then Katsumi spoke up. "Uhh, Lebia, look out the window"
Lebia did so, and gasped at what she saw. Hawaii was in flames! Hey, wouldn't that mean they were going the wrong way?!
"Oops, I guess were going the wrong way." Lebia said. She was about to turn around the ship, but Nami spoke up.
"Hey, I think we should help them! This could have something to do with the attacks!"
The spiritualist suggested.
"AND MAYBE THERE'S A BATHROOM!" Kiddy and Andromeda chorused.
So, Lebia landed the ship in the only place that wasn't in flames. And when they got out, they saw something even more vile and despicable than Barbie dollsâcarebears.
"HEHE! LOOK, SOME NEW FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH! YAY! LETS PLAY THE KILL AND DESTROY GAME THAT EGGMAN TOLD US TO PLAY!" A funshine bear said.
"YEAH!" The other Bears said.
"No." The AMP said.
And, amazingly, the carebears didn't use weapons that relate to them. No. They used the kind of weapons you would see in Halo. The Funshine bear grabbed a rocket launcher out of nowhere, and shot it at the group. Yuki made a force field that blocked the rocket, and then she saw the most beautiful site in the world.
"LOOK! A BATHROOM!" Yuki said happily.
There, standing without a scratch in the rubble, was a perfectly fine bathroom hut, the kind you would see in roller coaster tycoon. They ran towards it in an overly dramatic fashion (you know, that slow motion crap), but before they reached it, Funshine bear shot a rocket at it. Now it's time for the SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE of what will happen next. Ahh, I love technology.
SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE:
The rocket shot slowly at the bathroom.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" All the AMP girls shouted, except for Lebia, who didn't drink too much coffee that morning, and was wondering why everything was in slow motion.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the rocket made the bathroom explode and there was a giant mushroom cloud and all.
END SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE:
The five girls just stood there, dumbfounded. Then they slowly turned around, and they were REALLY MAD!
"You little bearsâ.have sentenced yourselves to death." Katsumi said dangerously.
"CHARGE!" Kiddy yelled. The once civil AMP members ran barbarically at the helpless teddy bears.
MEANWHILE:
In Beijing, Rosa was treating Genossa's wounds that he got from his fight with Goofy.
"Thatâ. damnâWHATEVER THE HELL HE IS!" Genossa said through bared teeth.
"Here." Rosa said, and handed him a Goofy plushie. And now, the once distinguished Genossa Maximillian, was stabbing a little child's toy with an ice pick.
"HAHAHAHAHA! BURN IN HELL, GOOFY!" Genossa said psychotically.
Eggman was watching this whole scene, eating popcorn.
BACK TO THE AMP:
Lebia watched on the sidelines, eating popcorn, while five women from the prestigious AMP strangle poor Carebears to death. Yeah, they were so angry, they abandoned their regular weapons and did it "the old fashion way". Lebia thought this was all amusing at first, but when they used the Carebears as "bathrooms", Lebia decided to get them out of here before they lose all of their sanity.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" The five said as Lebia flew them back to Japan.
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Hmmm, I think the next chapter will be better
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