What is going on?! I re-uploaded my story, and the three dots I use for suspense were replaced with these freaky symbols! WHAT'S UP WITH THAAAAAAAAAAT?! Fanfiction dot net is getting more messed up, I guess. But if it happens again, just pretend the dots are there.

Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Mobius or any other things I use except for Andromeda and Talime. If I did own them, I would use the AMP to destroy ANIME RIP-OFFS! coughcoughDIGIMONcoughcoughDUELMASTERScoughcough

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The next morning was a bit of a mishap. They all woke up bright and early,and then fainted when they saw Yuki making coffee again. So, their take-off was a bit later than scheduled. On their way (and they were going the right way this time), Kiddy got so bored that she decided to annoy Nami in the most classic of ways.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we-"

SMACK!

Nami stuck a talisman to Kiddy's mouth.

"Hor Amuf Nuu?" Translation: How about now?

"Ok guys, I've decided to be safe, so we're going to land in Hong Kong and travel to Beijing from there." Lebia yelled to them from the front.

"And how are we supposed to get there? BY CAMEL?" Andromeda asked sarcastically.

"Exactly."

Kiddy took the talisman off her mouth. "But I HATE Camels! They spit, bite, and smell bad!" She whined uncharacteristically.

"I guess then you would get along with them quite well." Nami said.

Kiddy smirked. "Are we there yet?"

"OH GODS IN HEAVEN, NOT THIS AGAIN!" Nami yelled, then turned to Andromeda. "Can we trade seats?" Nami pleaded.

"Hello no!" Andromeda said.

"How about you, Yuki?" the priestess asked the younger girl.

"Uhh, I can't hear you!" Yuki lied.

Then Nami started praying that the gods would seal Kiddy's mouth forever.

Yuki was also praying that everyone would like her coffee again.

And Andromeda was hoping that everyone in her world hadn't thought she was dead by now.

MEANWHILE, IN BEIJING:

Eggman was watching the movement of the AMP air cruiser on his radar that was on his HHAI, Bob. How he got an HHAI, I don't know. Then, one of his metal robot partners walked up to him.

"Where are they landing, boss?" the robot asked.

"In Hong Kong. And Ill sent a greeting party to welcome them! MWAHAHAHA! That foolish Andromeda never should've tried to help Sonic get the chaos emeralds from the other Anime and Cartoon worlds. She should've quit when I stole them last time! But the only reason I haven't gone to get the last two was so I can finally rid myself of that pest!" Eggman stated triumphantly.

"Sir, I know this already. Why are you repeating what you told me two days ago?"

"Because, in every story, the villain repeats his plan so that the audience knows what's going on!" Eggman explained.

"Oh. Isn't breaking the fourth wall seven years of bad luck?"

"No, that's a mirror. Breaking the fourth wall is only six."

"Oh."

BACK TO OUR HEROES:

The ship landed in the outskirts of Hong Kong so that the people who resided there didn't know what was going on. They started to walk towards town.

"So, where are the camels?" Andromeda asked.

"I was joking about that. Yuki is going to teleport us. I just wanted a safe place to park the ship." Lebia said.

"Maybe we should've parked it somewhere else." Yuki said, then motioned for them to look back.

A small girl around Andromeda's age was trying to pry open the doors of the ship. She banged on them with a large golden staff that looked like a key, and was cursing in Cantonese. They calmly walked back over towards the ship.

"Can we help you?" Nami asked.

She turned. "GO TO HELL!" She yelled at them, and she went back to what she was doing. This strange child was completely clad in black. Black pants, black tank top, and black sneakers.

Her hair was short and purple, tied into buns at the sides. Her intense blue eyes could tell anyone that she was noone to be reckoned with.

"AHEM! This happens to be OUR ship. And all we want to know is why you're BANGING ON IT FOR NO APPARENT REASON!" Kiddy said, loosing her patience.

"Are you trying to steal it?" Nami asked in a calm voice. Nami looses her patience as fast as a bottle looses molasses.

The girl turned again. "What if I am?" She retorted.

"Then how about YOU go to hell!" Kiddy yelled.

"Listen, bitches, I need a ship to fly to Japan so I can escape this HELL HOLE!" The girl stated.

"Hey kid! What's your name?" Yuki asked.

"For one, I'm not a kid. And my name is Lumcheng." She declared.

"Well Lumcheng, this ship is ours so you might as well move your sorry ass out of our sight!" said Kiddy.

"Who are you creeps anyway?" Lumcheng asked.

"WE'RE THE AMP!" They all said together.

"Yeah right. And I'm Bugs Bunny. Got any proof?" Lumcheng challenged.

"I think the giant letters on our ship that say 'AMP' are proof enough." Lebia said tightly.

Lumcheng looked at the ship. "Oh yeah."

Then they heard gingle bells above them. They all looked up and saw Santa's sleigh? It was Santa, but instead of a sleigh, it was a red jet that said "Cringle airways." Then the doors opened, and elves in commando suits parachuted down with sniper rifles.

"Great. Another Eggman attack." Talime muttered.

"Ok, now I've seen everything." Lumcheng said to herself.

Kiddy had already started to shoot them, but they used their magic to glide out of the way of her persistent bullets. They landed about a mile away and hid behind random rocks and started talking code to each other...really weird code

"Sergeant Dogdoo, I have them in my sites, do you copy?"

"Roger, Corporal Catcrap, I see the enemy. They're heading this way, over."

"I'm going to try and take 'em out with my rifle, over."

"Don't move too fast, Lieutenant Clownguts. We need to wait until they're in range, over."

"Ten-Four, Commander Bubblebuns."

But while they were carrying on this fascinating conversation, the AMP had already started to attack.

"Uh oh! Enemy is on the move, Captain Crazypants."

"OH FORGET THE CODE AND JUST SHOOT THEM ALREADY!...over."

They all started to shoot them at once, forcing our heroes to retreat behind a boulder.

"What are we going to do?" said Yuki.

"I don't know...hey, where's that girl?" Andromeda said.

Lumcheng was planning something behind a nearby rock.

If she could get rid of these freaky green guys, maybe they would take her back to Tokyo with them! It was worth a shot. So she jumped out and attacked.

"DESO FIRE FORMATION!!!" She cried, and toasted all the elves to rice crispy treats.

The AMP girls came out from behind the boulder.

"Uhh, thank you, Lumcheng." Nami said.

Kiddy noticed that the jet was flying away, so she shot it down, killing the holly-jolly fatass inside.

"OH NO!" Yuki said.

"What?! Did you have a vision?" Lebia asked.

"No...KIDDY RUINED CHRISTMAS!" Yuki cried, pointing an accusing finger at Kiddy.

"Yuki...we don't celebrate Christmas. We live in Japan, remember?" Kiddy pointed out.

"...Oh yeah."

"Ahem. Since I destroyed those things, I should get one humble request." Lumcheng cut in.

"What?" The others asked.

"I want to join the AMP."

"Well, that isn't exactly humble." Lebia said. "In fact, it's impossible. It's up to Rally and Mana, and they're not here, so too bad."

"Fine, then just take me to Japan." Lumcheng said.

"We can do that...but not right now."

"HUH? WHY THE HELL NOT?!" Lumcheng asked.

Andromeda stepped forward. "Because we are on a mission to reclaim the chaos emeralds from Dr. Eggman and stop him once and for all!" She said.

Everyone just stared at her.

"You never mentioned anything about any kind of jewels." Yuki said.

Kiddy grabbed Andromeda's wrist. "Hey! WHAT'S GOING ON?! I have a feeling there's something you're not telling us!" She yelled in her face.

"Where are you from?" Nami asked.

Andromeda sighed, and told them the whole story. About how she was watching TV one day and how the chaos emeralds exploded and sent her there. She promised Sonic and his friends that she would find them, but on her fourth mission, she was trapped and the chaos emeralds were stolen from her by Eggman, who had been following Andromeda the whole time through each of her adventures. When she was done, Kiddy released her.

Then, without another word, Yuki teleported them to Beijing.

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OOOH! The AMP finally knows Andromeda's origins. And wasn't it nice of me to include everyone's favorite Chinese tough girl in my story? It sure was. And I would like to know if Japan really does celebrate Christmas. Could someone tell me? Thanks in advance!

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