Chapter 5:
Little Red Riding Hood A.K.A. Kuwabara Saves the Day
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Yay! A new chapter ^^ Of course, thanks everybody that reviewed and a special thanks to everybody that wished me a happy birthday! :D
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Agi: *prods box*
Karasu: *walks in*
Agi: Hey, where's everyone else?
Karasu: In the basement.
Agi: o.O There's a basement here?
Karasu: No. So what's with the box?
Agi: *shoves the box in Karasu's face* It's a birthday gift from Ancient Angel!!! ^___^
Karasu: ......
Agi: See, I can pull three things out of it. ANY three things I want!
Karasu: *puts on hard hat*
Agi: Hmm...*reaches in the box* *pulls out a harpoon gun* COOL!
Karasu: O.O;;; *takes cover behind the couch*
Agi: ^^ Let's see...what next? ...I KNOW!! *pulls out a fork*
Karasu: .....? A fork?
Agi: A SPECIAL fork...this one lasts twice as long in the microwave as a normal fork! ^^
Karasu: That's...facinating. So...what's your last thing gonna be?
Agi: *ponders*
*5 hours later...*
Agi: I GOT IT!!!!
Karasu: O_O
Agi: YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED?!
Karasu: ........Mental help?
Agi: NO!!!! *shoves hand into the box* *pulls out a little man* My very. own. ...LEPRECHAUN!!!!!!!!
Karasu: o.O;
Agi: Isn't he CUTE?! I think I'll name him...LEPRACY!!!
Lepracy: *shrieks*
Agi: *hands Lepracy to Karasu*
Lepracy: *latches onto Karasu's head*
Karasu: X_O;;;;
Agi: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs off*
Karasu: Wait! What about--
Lepracy: *yanks Karasu's hair*
Karasu: ;_;
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei & Kurama: *gathered around playing limbo*
Agi: *walks in* Where were you guys?
Kurama: At the limbo store! ^__^
Agi: Limbo...store?
Yusuke: Yeah, they sell limbos there.
Kuwabara: And farming equipment! ^^
Agi: ......
Hiei: Who's turn is it?
Agi: Can I play?
Yusuke: But don't you have another deranged story for us to perform?
Agi: *sigh* I'm lazy........
Readers: WE DEMAND ANOTHER FAIRY TALE!!!
Agi: TT_TT Fine...I guess I could throw something together really quick...
Readers: YAY! *put away all their sharp death-inflicting objects*
Agi: So what should we do?
All: *ponder*
Kuwabara: Let's do CHUTES AND LADDERS!!!
Agi: *grabs the limbo stick and whacks Kuwabara with it* You moron, that's not a fairy tale...
Kuwabara: Darn...I always get fairy tales and brands of deodorant mixed up...
Agi: Anyways, I was thinking about doing Little Red Riding Hood...
All: Umm...
Agi: Great! Hiei's Little Red Riding Hood!
Hiei: WHAT?!
Agi: Yusuke can be Little Red Riding Hood's mom...
Yusuke: o.o;;;
Agi: Kurama, you can be the grandmother...
Kurama: ;___;
Agi: Kuwabara you can be...umm...the huntsman dude that comes and saves the day...
Kuwabara: Yay!
Agi: Now all we need is an evil wolf...Where's Karasu?
Karasu: *runs in with Lepracy still on his head* GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Agi: Aww~ He likes you...
Hiei: *points at Lepracy* What IS that...THING?!
Agi: Why, that's Lepracy!
Yusuke: ...Isn't that a disease?
Agi: No! That's LEPROSY.
All: Ohhhhhh....
Karasu: *tries prying Lepracy out off his head* My hair...MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! TT_____TT
Agi: Ok so now that we have the cast, let's get this over with so we can play limbo!!
All: Aye-aye captain!
Agi: Once upon a time there lived a woman and her daughter...
Yusuke: *twitch* This is disturbing.
Hiei: Tell me about it.
Agi: The girl was called Little Red Riding Hood because she always wore a red hooded cape...thingy...
Hiei: *dressed in a suit of armor*
Agi: Close enough. Anyway, one day Little Red Riding Hood's mother gave her a basket of food to take to her sick grandmother...
Yusuke: *shoves a mousetrap, a hornet's nest, a chainsaw, and a poodle in a basket* Little Red Riding Hood! I need you to take this crap to your grandma so she can get better!
Hiei: I have a grandma?
Agi: So Little Red Riding Hood set off into the forest...
Hiei: TAXI!!
Agi: And soon she ran into a wolf...
Hiei: Nice hat wolf dude...
Karasu: Thanks~ -____-;;;
Lepracy: *screams*
Karasu: X_X
Agi: The wolf was curious as to where Little Red Riding Hood was going...
Karasu: So where are you heading you little...knight? The Crusades are over you know...
Hiei: I'm off to deliver this basket of goodies to my dear ill grandmother. *gag*
Karasu: How...THOUGHTFUL of you. So tell me, where does this GRANDMOTHER of yours live? Not like a wanna eat her or anything...
Hiei: She lives on an iceberg.
Karasu: o_O
Hiei: But only on Thursdays...every other day she lives right through these woods. Would you like a guided tour?
Karasu: SURE!
Agi: So Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf walked through the forest together...
Karasu: Hey little red person, look at those beautiful flowers! *points to a parking meter* Why don't you go sniff them?
Hiei: I hate flowers.
Karasu: Kurama should have been Little Red Riding Hood...oh well. *turns to Hiei* I said...SNIFF THE DAMN FLOWERS!!!
Hiei: Fine! *goes over to the flowers and begins stomping on them* Take that nature!
Agi: In the meantime, the wolf ran ahead to the grandmother's house and knocked on the door...
Karasu: *bounds out of the woods and throws himself against the door*
Kurama: *playing video games* Who is it?
Karasu: CANDYGRAM!
Lepracy: *squeak*
Kurama: Oh, it's Little Red Riding Hood! Come in deary! I'd answer the door, but I just got to level 500 and mustn't...leave...screen...
Agi: So the wolf let himself in and went over to the grandmother...
Karasu: *stares at the TV screen* Ooh! Ooh! Go left! Jump! JUMP!!! Watch out for the zombies!
Agi: A short time later, Little Red Riding Hood arrived after she...destroyed the forest...
Hiei: *walks over and sits next to Kurama and Karasu* Quick! Shoot him! Noooo! Watch out! He's right behind you!!!!!
Agi: Hey guys? ...GUYS?!
Kurama, Karasu & Hiei: *eyes glued to the TV* O_O
Lepracy: *eats a ham sandwich*
Agi: HEY!! The wolf was supposed to EAT the grandmother! ...HELLO?!
Yusuke: *walks in and sits down* Quick!! Use your shields! Whew...that was close...
Agi: *sigh~*
Kuwabara: *pops up* Is it time for me to save the day yet?
Agi: *buries face in hands* Sure...
Kuwabara: Yipee!! *bursts through the wall and smashes the TV with a tennis racket*
Kurama, Karasu, Hiei, & Yusuke: ...........................
Kuwabara: I'm Captain Save-the-Day! Saver of days!! *does a heroic pose*
Kurama, Karasu, Hiei, & Yusuke: *loom over Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: ...Did I do something wrong?
All: *playing limbo*
Yusuke: You're turn Agi.
Agi: Yay! *limbos*
Hiei: Kuwabara makes a good limbo stick.
All: *laugh*
Kuwabara: This isn't funny! I demand you let me down!
Karasu: Hey, did you know that in some places they play limbo as a ritual and the stick is actually lit on fire??
All: *eye Kuwabara evilly*
Kuwabara: O_O;;;;;
Agi: THE END~!!! XD
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Hehe...poor Kuwabara...I really do love the guy, but bashing him is just so much fun ^___^ Ok anyway, next chapter will be Snow White, I promise, since that's what the majority of you are requesting me to do...