Holy HELL! It's been FOREVER since I've updated. Sorry. Your going to hate the next thing I tell you….I DIDN'T UPDATE CUZ NOBODY WAS REVIEWING!!!! But, I'm getting this story over with because I have awesome plans for the next story in my series.

Disclaimer: in a straight jacket, cackling insanely ME DONTZ OWNZ NOTHINGGGGGGS! HOHOHO!

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Everyone in the base stared at Eggman strangely. Eggman, for the tenth time that day, was practicing his evil laugh. The last guy who asked him if this was really necessary was put in a torture chamber where they were forced to watch Barney re-runs over and over again. So, everyone was too afraid to stop him. The only one un-afraid at the moment was Eggman's robot henchmen from the last chapter, who we will call Robby even though that name is terribly unoriginal for a robot. The reason he wasn't afraid was because he was pissed at himself for being alive.

'IhatemylifeIhatemylifeIhatemylifeIhatemylifeIHATEMYLIFE!!!' Robby whined mentally as he stared at the radar. Then his dark mood changed into one of horror as he saw six dots appear suddenly on the green circle. Unaware that his boss was dangerously insane at the moment, he ran over in a panic.

"THE BRATS…THEY'RE HERE!" Robby yelled, his face RIGHT in Eggman's.

Eggman stared at his henchman for a moment, then silently walked over and grabbed a cup of coffee. He calmly walked back over, took a sip, and then spewed it in Robby's face.

"WWWHHHHAAATTTT?!" He screeched, and then ran over to give orders.

'How frickin original.' Robby thought sarcastically, wishing desperately that he had a self-destruct button.

MEANWHILE:

"Hey, we're here. Let's get down to business." Katsumi said, getting Grosspoliner out.

The six partially insane warriors marched to Eggman's base, ready for a fight.

But they weren't prepared for what they saw when they opened the front door which conveniently had no security.

"What…the hell?" Kiddy said.

The AMP stood there as the entire base went into chaos.

"HEY YOU, STOP MAKING A NEW EPISODE OF YOUR SHOW! HEY…QUIT BEING NICE! HEY YOU GUYS, STOP PLAYING WITH FURBYS! WILL SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME? AHHHHHH! QUIT HAVING A TEA PARTY OVER THERE! NOOOOOO!" These are part of the many orders that Eggman was shouting. His Kiddy-land army were beginning to act like…well, people from little kid things. Nobody listened to the pathetic doctor/scientist/evil genius/ telletubby lover…oops, did I say that?

"Hey, this is actually quite entertaining." Talime said.

"You guys want some popcorn?" Lebia said.

"SURE!"

"Want some coffee?" Asked Yuki.

"Uhhh…no."

"Rats."

Then, Rosa and Genossa appeared in front of Eggman.

"You BAKAYARU! The bitches are RIGHT THERE! Why are you not fighting them?!" Rosa yelled, pointing at the AMP.

Doctor Eggman then finally took notice of them standing there.

Genossa grinned sadistically. "You fool. You should have let US handle this from the beginning." He said, and then the Lucifer Hawk appeared behind him.

"HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE ON MY SIDE!" Eggman roared.

"You ran out of 'Kibbles and Bits Beefy bits'. All you have left is that 'Kibbles and Bits Lean' crap!" Said a category three.

"We want beef. We want beef." Chanted the others.

"I also promised them elephant-shaped lamps!" Genossa said triumphantly.

"…damn." Eggman grunted.

"DESO WATER FORMATION!" Lumcheng was getting very bored of their argument and sprung into action.

"DON'T LET THOSE LOOPY-DOOPY HAWK THINGS TAKE CREDIT FOR DESTROYING THEM! ATTACK!" Eggman yelled to his mentally special army. They paid him no attention. But a Disney land Squirrel cartoon thing walked up to a Lucifer Hawk.

"I'M GONNA GIVES YOU A BIIIIIIIIIIIG HUG!" It said, and pounced on the category 2.

"AHHHH! THE CUTENESS! IT BUUURNS!" It said, and then disintegrated.

This gave Eggman the smartest idea he had in…forever.

"LISTEN UP! I'M GIVING EVERYONE PERMISSION TO GIVE THE HAWKS A BIG HUG, AND KISSES, AND FLOWERS, AND PUPPIES, AND SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE!!!" He yelled.

"YAAAAY!" They all yelled, and charged toward the Lucifer hawks.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" They all yelled.

Pretty soon, they were all destroyed, and Genossa Maximillion and Rosa Cheyenne had to retreat, swearing vengeance on all that was cute and cuddly.

"Wow, we didn't have to do anything." Nami said.

"Don't be so sure. We still have to deal with Mustache boy and the retards." Talime pointed out.

"Right. I'll take care of that." Andromeda said, then walked to the mishap military. "FREE ICE CREAM AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT OVER THERE!" Andromeda yelled, pointing to a pit that came out of nowhere. And, predictably, the kiddie land army went right in it, falling into the bowels of the Earth, to burn and simmer for all eternity. Hehe, I love being evil.

"MONKEYCRAP!" Eggman yelled in frustration at the loss of his "precious" army. Precious my ass.

"Finish him off!" Kiddy yelled to Katsumi.

"HASTA LA VISTA, FATSO!" She said, and then vaporized him.

"Well…that was different from the usual spell." Yuki said.

Andromeda went to the center of the base. As she suspected, Eggman put the emeralds in a power core to juice-up his base.

"Wait a sec…what's this?" Andromeda asked, holding up a black gem.

"I don't know. I thought there were only seven chaos emeralds." Talime replied.

"This is a chaos emerald?!" Andromeda said, shocked.

"It has the same kind of energy. It HAS to be."

"A black emerald. I wonder if it does anything…."

"We can find out later! Let's just get to the next world already!"

With that, Talime sucked up all the emeralds, including the mysterious black one. Andromeda and Talime were about to teleport out of there, when the AMP ran over.

"Where are you going?" Nami asked.

"I'm continuing my mission. But perhaps Lumcheng can take my place!" Andromeda said.

"Well…."

But before Kiddy had a chance to make a remark, the Redhead and HHAI were gone in a nanosecond.

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Yup, the last chapter. WOOT! It wasn't that great, but oh well! My next weird tale will more than make up for it. I'll see ya soon, but in the meantime, REVIEW!