Muggle Balls:

"Oh. My. God. Did you hear what Dumbledor is doing for the ball?"

Lily's friend Lara was practically bouncing with excitement. Lily was a muggle born, so she didnt really see what the excitment was about.

"No Lara," Lily sighed patiently,"I didnt hear what he was doing."

"I heard hes going to magick the Great Hall to make it look like a Muggle gym! And hes getting the house elfs to make food that Muggles would eat normally. Doesnt that sound fantastic?"

Lily rolled her eyes. "Sure Lara, that sounds like fun."

(In the Great Hall, Later that night)

"Prongs? Earth to Prongs! Ah, Moony, it seem our young mr. Potter is currently away with the faerys. Hemhem, I mean, drooling over Lily Evans."

That little comment brought James back to the land of the living.

"I am NOT drooling over Evans!" He shouted, turning a shade of red resembling a ripe tomatoe. "I was meerly day dreaming."

"Prongs, look around you, Lily is by far the only female in vicinity that's not dressed like a slut, plus its a known fact that you have liked her since 3rd year."

Sirius looked quite pleased with himself after that little speal.

"Children, children. Please, settle." Dumbledore made a calming gesture with his hands. "Now, the Muggle refreshments will be arriving shortly. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy a little taste of Muggle music."

A small radio appeered out of nowhere and began to play a Michel Jackson song (Help us!)

(Over near where Lily and her friends were)

"I hope the drinks get here soon. I really thirsty!" Lily massaged here parched throat.

"I hope that the guys notice me when they go to get the drinks."

Lara giggled and attempted to straiten her skirt. This would have been quite difficult seeing as is was about 15cm long.

"Lara, didnt I tell you that skirt made you look like a slut?" Lily shook her head. "Honestly, the way you dress people would think your desperate!"

"Lily, when will you learn? I am desperate!" Lara then promtly turn her eyes to Sirius.

(Quite a while later)

Just when Lily thought she would die of thirst, Dumbledore's "refreshments" arrived. They came in the form of a Muggle vending machine. Of course this meant many people didnt know how to use them.

Lily saved the day by putting up instructions on how to use it.

(Next to the dance floor)

Lily took a sip from her glass of coke and surveyed the cheesy depths of the Great Hall. There were numorus couples dancing and it generally looked like a cheesy romance movie.

"H-hiya Lily." A shy looking boy with spiky blonde hair was smiling at her nervously. "I was wondering if you wanted to dance?"

Lily, thinking it would annoy the hell out of James, said yes.

Unknown to her, after she walked away, a strangly dressed creature emtied half of her drink out and poured liquid from a funny bottle into it.

(James' table)

James was resting on the table, watching Lily dance with some unknown guyand drinking a Muggle drink called "Lemonade". In his mind he was thinking of the most painful way to kill him.

"Prongs? Prongs my man?" Sirius tapped his shoulder. "Not meaning to interrupt your thoughts, but I saw a gang of Hufflepuffs headed this way.

James groaned. If the Hufflepuff girls got anywhere near him, he wouldnt be able to get a single moments peace untill the end of the ball.

"My advise is to run mate." Sirius looked at him earnistly.

"Yeah," James looked around. "Very good advise." And with that, he bolted out of the Hall.

Sirius cakled evilly, eyeing James' drink and rubbing his hands togeather.

(A few hours, and many, many drinks on James and Lily's part, later)

Lily staggered up to James, rubbed her eyes and tried to see just who she had almost bumped into.

"James? Is that you my friend?" Lily took a swig from her diet coke and blinked blearily at him. "Sorry i've been ignor-nor-noring you all nighty-night. Im sooo tired." Lily swayed a bit and semi fell into James' arms.

James grinned at her just as dimly, he couldnt figure out why Lily was being so nice to him. "oh well," he thought "at least we're not yelling."

(Back at the Griffindor table)

"Wow, old Jamesie and Lily are looking a tad tipsy, dont you think Sirius? Sirius?"

Sirius was to busy grinning to answer, and Remus got a sinking feeling he had something to do with James and Lily's incapacitated state.

"Padfoot? What did you do?"

Remus focused imaginary laser beams on Sirius, who meerly grinned at him and pushed back his fringe.

"Not much, my dear friend, I meerly snuck a tiny bit of fire wiskey into their drinks."

"How much is not much?"

"Well, i used an entire bottle total."

"Padfoot you idiot! They're going to be stone drunk by the end!"

"I know." Sirius grinned evily.

"Oh my." Thought Remus. "I wonder where this is going to end up?"

(On the way back to Griffindor common room)

"Haha-hic!-ha! Jamesh! I had nooooo idea you were shoo funny!"

Lily leaned heavily on James and hiccuped again.

James grinned, happy that Lily had forgotten to get mad at him.

"Mango fruit punshh!" He slurred, and the pair of them fell into the Griffindor common room.

They had landed ontop of each other on the floor.

"Now...what shhall we dooz?" James grinned tipsily at Lily.

"Hmms, letsh have a...TICKLE FIGHT!" Lily began to tickle James, who attempted to run away, ending up falling onto a couch. Lily had been trying to tickle him so when he fell down, she landed ontop of him.

"Hmmm..im shooo tired. I think ill have a little shleepy now." Lily smiled blearily at James and collapsed, snoring slightly, onto James' chest.

James stroked her hair. Smiled. Then fell asleep as well.

(Inside Lily's dream.)

"No! Not Harry! Please not Harry! Take me! Kill me instead! DONT KILL MY BABY!!!"

In her dream, Lily collapsed to her knees, clutching a small baby.

"Sily girl. Now move aside and you shall be spared."

"NO!"

The hooded man raised his wand....and Lily leaped towards him, her hands circuling his throat, choking him.

(Back in the Common room)

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!!"

Lily's eyes burst open, her hands shot out and grabbed the nearest thing. Unfortunatly that was James' neck.

"Arrrggg!!" James turned a tad purple. "What the hell are you doing Lily?"

Lily came to her senses and turned bright red, all the way from her neck to her ears. "Sorry James. Bad dream."

It was then that the pair of them realised that they were sitting on each other.

"Lily," James' voice was hoarse. "You know I........"

Their heads were inching nearer, their mouths so close.......................

Authors note:

Mwahahaha! Im evil arnt i? Its ten oclock at night and i just had hot chocolate. Im on a high this time!! grins evilly

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