Chapter 7:
Humpty Dumpty A.K.A. The Case of the Missing Face
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This is gonna be a very short chapter. The next time I was planning on updating was Christmas (with a Christmas story...thing), but I didn't wanna go that long without adding another chapter. So here, feel the wrath of ten minutes of my day XD
Oh, and do any of you have a livejournal?? I'd love to be friends ^^ (My username's cyreen ^_^).
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Agi: PLASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR! GOD BLESS YOUR CABBAGE!
Hiei: You seem bored...
Agi: *falls rigidly on the floor* Foof.
Jin: *dances with a baseball bat*
Agi: Who's up for a SING-A-LONG?!
All: ..........
Agi: M-I-C~ K-E-Y~ M-O-U-S-E!
All: O_o
Agi: MICKEY MOUSE!
Jin: *joins in* Praise the Lord!
Agi: MICKEY MOUSE!
Jin: Halleluiah!
Yusuke: Ok STOP.
Agi & Jin: M-I-C~~~ K-E--
Yusuke: *grabs the baseball bat and whacks them with it*
Agi & Jin: TT____TT
Hiei: Wow...there was an annoying screeching sound in my ears a few seconds ago, but it's gone now...how strange...
Agi: -_____-+ Fine. If you don't wanna put up with my singing, you're going in another fairy tale.
All: O_O *run*
Agi: TOO LATE! *lassos them* YEE-HAW!
Karasu: *sigh* So what are we doing now?
Agi: Hmmm...I KNOW! *rips Lepracy out of Karasu's hair*
Karasu: X_X
Agi: We can do Humpty Dumpty! And Lepracy can be the star!
Kurama: But that's a nursery rhyme...
Agi: Hmmm...*examines Lepracy* I could have SWORN it was a leprachaun...
Kurama: -_-;;;
Agi: *clears throat* Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall...
Lepracy: *slithers back into Karasu's hair*
Yusuke: *points and laughs* Looks like you're the wall! XDDD
Karasu: -____-;;;;;;;
Agi: Humpty Dumpty had a--
Kuwabara: *rushes in* Somebody help me!!
Agi: ...What on earth do you want? I'm in the middle of expressing myself here...
Kuwabara: It's an emergency!
Agi: You're ruining my fic...
Hiei: No, wait. This is gonna be a good one. *turns to Kuwabara* What is it boy?
Kuwabara: I CAN'T FIND MY FACE!!!!
All: .........?
Hiei: Told you...
Kuwabara: I just had it when I was looking in the mirror, and when I turned away, it was GONE!
Agi: *sigh* Anyway, Humpty Dum--
Kuwabara: Aren't you gonna help me look for it?! TT_TT
Agi: Wow. That's a tough choice. Sitting here absent-mindedly typing random words, or help Kuwabara find his...face.
Kuwabara: Please? *puppy-dog eyes* ;_;
Agi: Humpty Dumpty had a great--
Kuwabara: FINE THEN! *sniffle* I'll look for it all by myself! I'll search the entire closet, braving harsh conditions and vicious wild sweaters. But one day, mark my words, I WILL FIND MY--
*A herd of Eskimos rush in and grab Kuwabara and zoom away on their flying saucer*
Kurama: O_o? What just happened?
Agi: Kuwabara said he had to run to the supermarket to get some dynamite. He'll be back next chapter.
Yusuke: But I could've sworn I just saw--
Agi: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
All: o.o
Agi: ANYWAY........HUMPTY. FRIGGEN'. DUMPTY...fell into a firey chasm deep in the exotic jungles of Scotland. THE END.
All: ...?
Hiei: What ever happened to the part where we try putting him back together but end up failing miserably?
Agi: Oh yeah. That died too.
Hiei: ...
Lepracy: *licks Karasu's hair*
Karasu: Grrrrr...GET OFF MY HEAD DEMON!! *yanks on Lepracy*
Jin: *hops around* One potato, Two potato, Three potato, MUFFIN! ^^
Yusuke: Wait...so...is this over...already?
Agi: *pulls a bowl of batteries out of the oven* FOOD'S DONE!
Karasu: I'm confused o_O What did any of this have to do with Humpty Dumpty?
Agi: Shut up and eat your slop! *shoves a handful of batteries in Karasu's mouth*
*5 trillion light years away in Alaska...*
Kuwabara: *floats around on an iceberg* I'LL FIND YOU FACE! *looks in the water* THERE YOU ARE! *dives in* COLD!
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Yeah...short. Just felt like posting something between now and Christmas. So, sorry if that sucked XD