Agi: -comes bounding into (insert current setting here)-
All: O.O
Yusuke: -points- Oh my God! You're alive!
Agi: -sniffs armpits- Yes...it appears I am...of the living...
Kurama: Umm...where have you been all this time? We've had to ward off angry readers for nearly a year. -twitch- A YEAR I TELL YOUUUU! All our efforts for NOTHING! All our spoons...GONE!
Hiei: Kurama, I think you better sit down before you hurt yourself.
Agi: I know what will help him! ...........HEAD! SHOULDERS! KNEES AND TOES!
All: O.o
Jin: Knees and toes!
Yusuke: -whacks Jin with a plunger-
Agi: And eyes and ears and mouth and...LIVER!
Kurama: ........Wow. I think my sinuses have just cleared up.
Yusuke: Wait...You still haven't explained why you haven't updated in so long...
Hiei: She couldn't have. Not if she was locked in the drearyest vertical file in the darkest corner of the library...-hums-
Yusuke: Oh. ...Wait a minute...what? o.O
Hiei: Her making us eat batteries was the last straw. ...I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! -curls up into a ball-
Kuwabara: -pokes Hiei-
Hiei: -RECOIL- x.x
Kurama: Well, I guess that would explain there being no updates in nearly a year...
Yusuke: At least we were saved from months of torture.
All: -nod in agreement-
Kuwabara: -tries to lick his elbow-
Kurama: Hmmm...but how did she get out?
Hiei: Somebody must have been researching something between Macaroni and Mad Cow Disease.
Karasu: -runs in- -has no pants on- -points at everyone- INFIDELS!
All: O.o;;;
Agi: -whips out clipboard and writes 'BOXERS' next to Karasu's name-
Yusuke: Umm...Karasu...?
Karasu: -shoves a hand in Yusuke's face- HUSH MORTAL! I am not Karasu...I am Mandy! The pantless FIEND! -jumps up on the table and makes menacing gurgling noises-
All: ........
Kuwabara: I enjoy cows!
Karasu: You there! -points to Kuwabara-
Kuwabara: ...WHERE?!
Karasu: You are wearing pants...
Kuwabara: ...WHERE?!
Karasu: PANTED BEAST! -tackles Kuwabara and rips his pants off- LEAVE THIS LAND! -throws pants out the window-
Kuwabara's pants: I'm FREEEEEE! Free to make my mark in the world of ASTROPHYSICS! Mwaha...MWAHAHAHA---lands in a dumpster-
Down on the street below...
Little Boy: -runs up to the pants in the dumpster- Look mommy! Fabricated leg casings!
Mother: -violently swats the little boy in the head- No! Don't touch it! It's got GERMS!
Anyway...
Kuwabara: -looks down- O.O! I HAVE LEGS!
Karasu: -turns to a nearby potted plant- YOUR MAJESTY! -bows before the plant- I have rid your kingdom of the enemy...it has gone...GONE to another realm!
Kurama: o.O Was he locked up in the library too?
Karasu: -struts over and drapes arms over Kurama's shoulders- Just shut up and frisk me, Horace! -sways-
Kurama: OO;;;;;;
Jin: I feel like breaking out into song!
Hiei: Dont...you...dare.
Jin: T.T
Agi: ...I WANT POP-TARTS! -scampers off to the kitchen and noticesthe empty void the toaster once occupied- Umm...what happened to the toaster??
Kuwabara: It was sacrificed.
Agi: O.o?! ...WHY?!
Kuwabara: Yes.
Agi: ...
Kurama: -still being enticed by Karasu- Umm...guys...HELP!!!
Karasu: -strokes Kurama's hair lovingly- Don't fret my sweet...
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Agi: Sooo...anyone have an idea for the next fairy tale?
Kurama: Can't you guys see I'm having a near-death experience here?! ;-;
Hiei: How 'bout the one where we tie you up mercilessly and WE do the narrating...
Yusuke: I like that idea...
Hiei and Yusuke: -look of EVIL PLOTTING-
Agi: ...NO! You can't! Only I can control this fic! ONLY I HAVE THE POWAH!
Hiei and Yusuke: -move in closer-
Agi: -brandishes rubber duck STAY BACK!-
Yusuke: You owe it to us for leaving us stranded here for so long...
Agi: -points duck at Hiei- That was Shorty's fault!
Hiei: GRRRRR! -tackle-
Yusuke: -joins the brawl-
Jin: -Riverdance-
Agi: AAAAH! OWWW! Oooo...that tickles... ACK! NOOO! I'M WARNING YOUUUUU! YOU BETTER NOT--
STATIC
Mysterious Voice: Ah yes...Agi sure has gotten herself into quite a mess this time...-cackles- Will Yusuke and Hiei ever be able to conquer her? Will Kurama ever free himself from the clutches of Karasu? Will there ever be free muffins for all?! ...-sniff- ...-sniff sniff- OH GRACIOUS! I LEFT THE OVEN ON! -screams and fades into the distance-
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There. After almost a year, this has finally been updated -smiles triumphantly- :D Anyway, the usual fairy tale madness shall continue next chapter!