12 Days of Torture

By: Neko-Miana

Type: um....

Summary: A poem about Yoh's torture.....lol

(to the tune of "12 days of christmas...)

Note: Sorry, it doesn't rhyme....it might in some parts.....

Disclaimer: Nope......I just spent all of my money buying the fourth vol. of Shaman King to make myself feel better.....

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On the 1st day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

1 pound worth of training supplies...

On the second day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

2 left-hand slappies

and 1 pound worth of training supplies...

On the third day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the fourth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the fifth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the sixth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the seventh day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the eighth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

8 itchy boxers

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the ninth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

9 deadly death glares

8 itchy boxers

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the tenth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

10 thousand push-ups

9 deathly death glares

8 itchy boxers

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the eleventh day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me...

11 scary nightmares

10 thousand push-ups

9 deathly death glares

8 itchy boxers

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies

On the twelth day of christmas, Dear Anna gave to me....

12 days of torture

11 scary nightmares

10 thousand push-ups

9 deathly death glares

8 itchy boxers

7 Manta's flying

6 regretfull moments

5 shiny things

4 broken fingers

3 frikin scratches

2 left-hand slappies

and a pound worth of training supplies!!!!!!!

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Miana: Okay, I hope you enjoyed this.....I was inspired to write this when I was thinking of the fifth episode of Shaman King...

Yoh:........the...horror.......curls up and sucks thumb

Miana:Pats Yoh's back ooh....poor thing....

Yoh:......

Miana: Okay, please review! Ja ne!

p.s......in case you didn't know what the "5 shiny things" are.....they're.....black eyes...lol