Read Me a Story, Daddy
Part two
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"Bra, it's time to get yourself to bed," Bulma told her four-year-old daughter. The little girl bobbed her head.
"Daddy! Will you read me another story like last night?" she asked hopefully. Vegeta flushed embarrassedly at his wife's smirk.
"...Sure, Bra..." he trailed off regrettably. A teenaged Trunks and Bulma hid their laughs behind their hands as Vegeta trailed his hyper daughter up to her bedroom. She ran from the door and leaped into her bed, waiting patiently for her father. Vegeta picked out the book of fairytales by the Satanic Goose, then sat on the side of her bed. He flipped through the pages and stopped on one that sounded decent to him.
"The Three Little Pigs," he announced. Bra giggled.
"You like wolf stories, don't you, daddy?"
He grinned in response and flipped open to the first page. "Once upon a time, there were three little Saiya-jins. They were weaklings, so they lived with their harpy mother, ChiChi. The biggest idiot trained and ate all of the time; the medium-size idiot read pointless books that didn't have anything to do with fighting or war; the smallest idiot went on 'dates' with complete morons that didn't even know what ice cream is. But FINALLY, their harpy mother kicked them out of the house because their stupidity finally was too much for her to handle."
"But that's not what happened!" Bra interrupted and Vegeta quieted her with a motion of his finger.
"Anyway, they got kicked out. The youngest little Saiya-jin, Goten, was the most idiotic out of the three, so he built his house out of straw. He really thought it was something and invited all of those bimbo women of his over for a round of Mai Tais.
"Luckily for us, unlucky for stupid Goten, an extremely powerful wolf came along. He huffed and he puffed and he blew the pathetic attempt at a house down with a powerful ki blast from his throat. In the process, the little Goten and his bimbo women were obliterated.
"The second little Saiya-jin, Kakkarot, was second in line for the title of King of Stupidville. He built his house out of wood because he thought that he might be able to eat on his wooden house.
"Again, we get lucky because that completely awesome wolf comes along and spots this half-eaten house. He can't allow such stupidity to exist in this world any longer. So he huffs and he puffs and he sends another ki blast from his throat and destroys the house. He destroys Kakkarot at the same time, but the unworthy fool was too busy stuffing his face to notice."
"Mommy said that the little piggies survived..." Bra trailed off.
"Mommy was being nice. Now, back to the story. The last of the three Saiya-jins was named Gohan. He was probably the smartest of the three, but he didn't train enough, and he pranced around the city in a girly costume fighting 'evil.' But even though he was womanly, thanks to his mother, he was still smart enough to build his own house out of bricks. He had heard about the other two little Saiya-jins being overpowered by the most powerful wolf in the universe, but he thought that he would be safe in his brick house.
"However, soon the wolf showed up at his house. 'I bet your books can't protect you from this, sissyboy!' he shouted before huffing and puffing and destroying the brick house. Yes, he was just that powerful. Oh, and little Gohan was blasted into oblivion, too. And before you ask, the wolf was way too powerful to be caught and reprimanded for his grea-- bad deeds.
"Also, in the sequel to The Three Little Saiya-jins, the really cool wolf blasts that screaming harpy's, ChiChi, house down and laughed the entire time. The end."
Bra giggled. "I like your stories, daddy!"
Vegeta grinned back at her before placing the book back on the shelf and leaving the room.
"Goodnight, Bra," he called from the doorway.
"Goodnight, big, bad wolf," she said with a small giggle.
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Since I got a fairly decent feedback rate on the first installment of this, I thought I'd put in another one. ^^; I hope you all liked it.
Part two
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"Bra, it's time to get yourself to bed," Bulma told her four-year-old daughter. The little girl bobbed her head.
"Daddy! Will you read me another story like last night?" she asked hopefully. Vegeta flushed embarrassedly at his wife's smirk.
"...Sure, Bra..." he trailed off regrettably. A teenaged Trunks and Bulma hid their laughs behind their hands as Vegeta trailed his hyper daughter up to her bedroom. She ran from the door and leaped into her bed, waiting patiently for her father. Vegeta picked out the book of fairytales by the Satanic Goose, then sat on the side of her bed. He flipped through the pages and stopped on one that sounded decent to him.
"The Three Little Pigs," he announced. Bra giggled.
"You like wolf stories, don't you, daddy?"
He grinned in response and flipped open to the first page. "Once upon a time, there were three little Saiya-jins. They were weaklings, so they lived with their harpy mother, ChiChi. The biggest idiot trained and ate all of the time; the medium-size idiot read pointless books that didn't have anything to do with fighting or war; the smallest idiot went on 'dates' with complete morons that didn't even know what ice cream is. But FINALLY, their harpy mother kicked them out of the house because their stupidity finally was too much for her to handle."
"But that's not what happened!" Bra interrupted and Vegeta quieted her with a motion of his finger.
"Anyway, they got kicked out. The youngest little Saiya-jin, Goten, was the most idiotic out of the three, so he built his house out of straw. He really thought it was something and invited all of those bimbo women of his over for a round of Mai Tais.
"Luckily for us, unlucky for stupid Goten, an extremely powerful wolf came along. He huffed and he puffed and he blew the pathetic attempt at a house down with a powerful ki blast from his throat. In the process, the little Goten and his bimbo women were obliterated.
"The second little Saiya-jin, Kakkarot, was second in line for the title of King of Stupidville. He built his house out of wood because he thought that he might be able to eat on his wooden house.
"Again, we get lucky because that completely awesome wolf comes along and spots this half-eaten house. He can't allow such stupidity to exist in this world any longer. So he huffs and he puffs and he sends another ki blast from his throat and destroys the house. He destroys Kakkarot at the same time, but the unworthy fool was too busy stuffing his face to notice."
"Mommy said that the little piggies survived..." Bra trailed off.
"Mommy was being nice. Now, back to the story. The last of the three Saiya-jins was named Gohan. He was probably the smartest of the three, but he didn't train enough, and he pranced around the city in a girly costume fighting 'evil.' But even though he was womanly, thanks to his mother, he was still smart enough to build his own house out of bricks. He had heard about the other two little Saiya-jins being overpowered by the most powerful wolf in the universe, but he thought that he would be safe in his brick house.
"However, soon the wolf showed up at his house. 'I bet your books can't protect you from this, sissyboy!' he shouted before huffing and puffing and destroying the brick house. Yes, he was just that powerful. Oh, and little Gohan was blasted into oblivion, too. And before you ask, the wolf was way too powerful to be caught and reprimanded for his grea-- bad deeds.
"Also, in the sequel to The Three Little Saiya-jins, the really cool wolf blasts that screaming harpy's, ChiChi, house down and laughed the entire time. The end."
Bra giggled. "I like your stories, daddy!"
Vegeta grinned back at her before placing the book back on the shelf and leaving the room.
"Goodnight, Bra," he called from the doorway.
"Goodnight, big, bad wolf," she said with a small giggle.
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Since I got a fairly decent feedback rate on the first installment of this, I thought I'd put in another one. ^^; I hope you all liked it.