Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING...ok then on with the fic
( ) thinking or action
( inuyasha and gang walking in forest)
Mysterious voice: yooo hooo
Inuyasha: huh? (turns to see a guy in a girls kimono waving) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! ( runs and waves hands in the air like a maniac )
Sango: what's wrong with him
Miroku: that's what's wrong..AAAAAAHHHH ( run in same direction )
Sango: huh? It's only jakotsu. What's wrong with him?
Kagome: I don't know he's seems normal to me.
Sango: Except for the fact that he's a cross dresser...speaking of cross dresser ( looks to see Sesshomaru come out form behind a bush holding tokijin)
Sesshomaru: where is Inu...
Jakotsu: ooh nice sword
Sesshomaru: huh (turns to see who said that) AAAHHH ( just so happens to run in the samer direction as inuyasha and miroku. But this time jakotsu running after him)
Sango and Kagome: huh?
(With Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: whoo I think I lost him ( stops and looks behind him only to see Miroku ) why did you follow me you idiot
Miroku: you cant blame me
Inuyasha: how much you wanna bet
Miroku: sorry I just happen to think that the way you were going was the best way
Inuyasha: .....
Miroku: ok ok I didn't want to get lost you satisfied
Inuyasha: yep....on second thought no
Miroku: why not (inuyasha points behind miroku. Miroku sees the unexpected. There was Sesshomaru running like mad)
( they thought he was going to attack them but ran right past them )
Inuyasha: huh? ( looks to where Sesshomaru was and sees the one and only....jakotsu )
Inuyasha and Miroku: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH ( runs to catch up with Sesshomaru )
Jakotsu: HEY WAIT FOR ME BOYS
Inuyasha: why'd you have to bring him over here
Sesshomaru: I didnt know...actually this is a good thing
Miroku: how
Sesshomaru: Now you get to suffer with me...MWAHAHAHA ( runs faster waving hands in the air like a maniac )
Inuyasha: why you...GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE ( run faster leaving Miroku behind )
Miroku: hey guys wait up ( looks back ) PLEASE!!!!!
Jakotsu: hey where are yall goin ( jakotsu speeds up and is right on miroku's trail)
Miroku: WAIT WAIT....SESSHOMARU INUYA... ( he trips over a rock...DUN DUN DUN)
Jakotsu: now I have ya
Miroku: (gets up slowly and backs away only to back into a tree) help
Jakotsu: ( slowly advances on him ) urgh
Miroku: (opens eyes to see Sesshomaru...yes THE Sesshoamru and inuyasha tackle Jakotsu.....TOGETHER)
Sesshomaru: ( gets up and grabs miroku's arm and started to run again ) stupid human keep up
( when Jakotsu was finally out of sight they stopped )
Miroku: (panting) I can understand inuyasha saving me but Sesshomaru why did you help me?
Sesshomaru: ( also panting ) no one deserves to get that type of treatment
Miroku: thank you so much ( drops to the ground on his butt from his weak legs )
Sesshomaru: whatever human
( rustling begins in the bushes )
Inuyasha: AAAAHHH it's Jakotsu ( starts running around in circles screaming and flinging hs arms in the air)
Sesshomaru and Miroku gulp....
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A/N: ha ha ha I left a cliffy is that really jakotsu and if it is what will he do....SEND ME REVIEWS TO FIND OUT....please