This will be my first attempt at a fanfic. Not a serious fanfic, mind you. Probably a very pitiful one, but hopefully funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin in any way sob. Or the characters sniff. Or any of the other stuff. BUT I DO OWN THREE CDS AND AN ENISHI POSTER smiles O and I don't own Vegetales(you will know soon enough). And I don't own Trigun or any of its characters.
THEY DELETED MY STORY BUT I AM BACK!!! THEY CANNOT STOP ME NOW!!! MWAHAHAHHAHA... I think
It was a peaceful morning, the sun shining through the window, the
trees a beautiful shade of green, the peaceful chirping of
birds(coming to a sudden end because of who-knows-who's sudden urge to
kill small animals), and the everyday sounds of pots, pans, and other
kitchen utensils being thrown across the lower level of the house.
Yumi: WHY DID YA GO AND RUIN MY PANCAKES?!?! bang! There goes a frying pan...
Kamatari: I DIDN'T RUIN THEM!! I JUST THOUGHT THEY NEEDED A LITTLE MORE YEAST!! boom! And a rolling pin.
Yumi: O YEA WELL WHAT ABOUT MY BACON, HOMO? Yumi starts throwing knives...
Kamatari: WELL MY SHI-SHI-O SAMA DOESN'T LIKE BACON! Kamatari picks up a lounge chair and prepares to throw it...
Chou walks down the stairs unnoticed to find Kamatari and Yumi
fighting. Yumi is fuming and Kamatari is holding a chair full of
knives. Kamatari is fuming even more than Yumi because his kimono is
torn at the bottom.
Chou: Geez do ya have to be so loud? Its freakin 11 in the mornin and I was TRYIN to get some sleep!
Kama, Yumiturn around Kamatari drops chair Yumi drops jaw
Chou: Uhhh, good mornin?
Yumi: faint uhhh...
Kamatari: twitches This can't be happening snickers
Chou: What?
Kamatari: Your hair—
Chou: —twitches O MY GOSH MY HAIR WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?!?! tries to feel hair but can't reach that high I GOTTA FIND A MIRROR!!!
Kamatari: pulls out mirror Ta-dah!
Chou: looks in mirror HOLY $#&%!!! MY HAIR!!!!
Chou's hair is a complete and total mess, some of it bends to the
back, some to the front, some to the side. Some of it even fall into
his face. The frizzies are unbearable
Chou: Hey, wait a sec, what happened to my swearing?
Kamatari: Probably the authoress fault...
Distance evil voice of authoress: MWAHAHAHahhahahahhaahaha....
Chou: What's her problem?
Kamatari: Dunno. Whats YOUR problem?
Chou: Its not THAT bad I—
Kama: —Yea it is.
Chou: I just need to find some gel and some mouse and some hair spray and some—
Kama: Ok ok I get it.
Chou walks back up the stairs to his bathroom and Kamatari follows.
(why? because I said so) They walk into Chou room, which is pretty
empty except for a few postcards from a "Vash" saying "Wish you were
here". They walk over to the bathroom, which is also empty, and Chou
slowly grabs the handle on the mirror cabinet. He opens it, and...
Chou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! screaming like a girl
Kamatari: Shut up! Jeesh wats your problem?
Chou: twitching I-Its, empty... w-why? W-Where did i-it all g-g-go? twitching uncontrollably
Kama- Probably part of the authoress evil plan...
Not so distant voice of authoress: MWAHAHAHAHAhahahha cough cough ugh
Chou: still twitching W-What are y-you doing in the b-bathtub??
Caitlin: You found me!!! YAY!! glomps Chou
Kama: ???
Chou: pries off Caitlin and starts shaking her violently WHERE. DID. YOU. PUT. MY. HAIR. STYING. PRODUCTS!!!!!!!
Caitlin: O-Or-ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Kaoru: pops up ONLY KENSHIN CAN SAY ORO!!! throws turnip at Caitlin
Kama: Raccoon?
Kaoru: GAY MAN!!! AAHHHH!!! runs away
Kama: I am so confused right now.
Chou: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Caitlin: clears throat and begins to sing Chou, those old products of yours, well, you never use them, you don't really need them so, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I gave them to the Stampede cus hes got HAIR!
Chou: Hells yea I need 'em!!!
Kamatari: Why are you quoting Vegetales??
Chou: What's a Vegetales?
Caitlin: Sorry I just felt like saying that.
Chou: sob All hope is lost! A crazy authoress has hidden my hair stylin products!!!! begins to cry
Caitlin: O Chou don't cry!! glomps Chou Wait I really think that I sold them to Vash the Stampede...
Somewhere out in the desert...
Millie: Man am I hungry!!
Meryl: Yea me too there's nothing to eat—Vash, what are you doing?!?
Vash: Trying out my new hair gel!!
Meryl: At a time like this!! We are STARVING!!!
Vash: Hey this stuff really DOES work!!!
Meryl: Men... Back at the mansion-house-thing...
Chou: VASH?!? His hair is fine... he don't need any of MY stuff; his hair is short. Real short.
Caitlin: O Im sorry. I guess there wasn't any point then evil grin
Kama: See I told ya it was an evil plan!
Chou: I cant leave the house!!! sob
Kama: But I'm not gonna buy that gel FOR you.
Caitlin: But it would be nice since you're his boyfriend and all.
Kama, Chou: What the...??? THAT'S SICK!!! I think Im gonna puke... WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Caitlin: But you make such a CUTE couple!
Kama: Do you want me to help or not?
Caitlin: Ok, ok. I know! Why don't we put a hat on Chou?
Chou: That MIGHT work
Caitlin grabs a few hats and franticly tries to shove them onto Chou's
head but his hair is just too big. Finally after much arguing (and
glomping) they decided that Chou would have to wear a ponytail!
Chou: Ok, now this is worse then before.
Kama: I think he's right.
Houji: pops out of nowhere I have an idea!!
Kama: This fic is making no sense. Why is everybody popping out of nowhere?
Caitlin: ignoring Kamatari YAY! glomps Chou again
Chou: Would ya stop doin' that?
Caitlin: Sorry.
Houji: Just cut off all his hair!
Chou and Caitlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Kamatari: covers their mouths I don't think that'll help.
Houji: Of course it will!! steals one of Caitlin's many hidden swords Now look into the sword, you are getting sleepy, sleepy!!
Chou and Caitlin: Oooooooo shiny... sword....... I......... want..............are sleeping
Kama: Eww hes drooling on me!!! runs around the room
Houji: throws Shishio doll at Kamatari Go molest that
Kama: Where did you get this?
Houji: I don't know.
Kama: O well lalalalalala I have a Shishio doll!!!
Houji: Now to end this bad hair day once and for all!—
What will happen next???? What will Kamatari do with the Shishio doll?
Is Houji Going crazy? Will Yumi ever wake up?? Will Chou and Caitlin
ever stop drooling?? Where did Kaoru go??? Is Vash still hungry??
Find the answers to some of these questions in the next chapter, which I will post once I get 5 reviews! HEHE I am greedy indeed!