Ok, I'm on my third chapter now, and I have NO idea where this story is going, but wherever it does, I'm taking all of you with me! MWAHAHAHAHA By the way I changed the end of chapter 2, so please go back and look!
Disclaimer: O, I give up, I DON'T OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!! {assumes the fetal passion and starts crying}(Or Cowboy Bebop and it's characters)
Houji left… but now he is back
{Houji walks in to find Kamatari and Usui playing hangman- with the Shishio doll}
Kamatari: I don't think this is a good idea- can we play a different game…?
Usui: NO!
Kamatari: ok…
Usui: PICK A LETTER!!
Kamatari: Umm… A?
Usui: NO! HAHAHAHA {rips off leg of Shishio doll}
Kamatari: NOOOO!!!! I don't like this game no more…
Usui: PICK!
Kamatari: …T?
Usui: NO! {rips off arm}
Kamatari: {cries}
Ten minutes later and they still haven't noticed Houji
Kamatari: {crying} So what was the phrase anyways?
Usui: Kill Shishio! MWAHAHAHA
Kamatari: {in fit of rage} RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Houji: Ummm, does anyone know where Caitlin and Chou are?
Usui: In… Chou's… room{being chased by Kama}
Kama: But I wouldn't go in there if I were you…
Houji: Whatever {walks up to room}{opens door slowly}
Caitlin: Hi, Houji! {waves}
Houji: {looks in room} O MY FREAKIN GOD!!! {faints}
Caitlin: Watch your mouth! Ooo I see you came, Hajime! {starts to hug Saitou, but then remembers—Eww, its Saitou so she backs away and mentally slaps herself}
Saitou: Call me Saitou {lights cigarette}
Caitlin: No smoking {snaps fingers and all his cigarettes go away}
Saitou: NOOO!
Caitlin: Now will you help me? {points at Chou}
Saitou: But, it's like impossible, especially after you bound him, gagged him, and curled his hair into an afro.
Chou: Mea, my mu mu ma?(Yea, why'd you do that?)
Saitou: What?
Caitlin: Well, NO one at all is noticing my story so I decided to spice things up a bit!
Somewhere in outer space
Ed: Hmmm, lets see what Ed can find at Fanfiction dot net today! Hmmm Chou is having a bad hair day, BORING!! Wait, he's got an afro now? Cool, cool, cool!
Spike: An afro?
Saitou: {examining Chou's predicament} That's just disturbing…
Caitlin: I know!!! {claps hands} Disturbing is good too!
Chou: Mem me!! (Help me!!)
Caitlin: Mwahahaha!!
Saitou: DON'T PROVOKE HER!!!
Caitlin: SO? Are you gonna help or not Hajime??
Saitou: MY NAME IS SAITOU!!! {fumes}
Caitlin: Loser. You can't help, can you? {turns away and folds arms}
Saitou: Yes I can
Caitlin: No you can't
Chou: Muys??(Guys?){looks around frantically}
Saitou: Yes I can!!
Chou: Mmmm… muys?(Ummm guys?){panicking}
Caitlin: Nu uh!
Saitou: Yea hu!
Caitlin: NU U-UH!!!
Saitou: YEA HU-U!!
Chou: MUYS!!! Muh mui mere…(GUYS! Usui's here...)
Caitlin: AAAHHHHHH! {throws sword at Usui WITHOUT LOOKING, who is dragging Chou out of the room}
Usui: {sword lands right above his head} Eep {faints}
Caitlin: What is HE doing here?
Kamatari: Umm well he got kinda bored after destroying that Shishio doll you gave me so he decided to make a Chou voodoo doll with real hair.
Caitlin: Why?
Kamatari: He can't find Shishio and voodoo dolls are fun!!! {smiles} Here, I made on of you!!
Caitlin: {looks are doll} Man I am getting fat!!
All(except Chou): {sweatdrops then does anime fall}
Chou: {is still tied up so he just sweatdrops and sits there}
Caitlin: What? I am!!
All(except Chou): NO YOU AREN'T!!!
Chou: Mo mu man!!!(No you aren't!!!)
Caitlin: Hajime, fix his hair!! {stairs at tiny little belly}
Saitou: {fumes}
Caitlin: {waves hand and Saitou's mouth is duct-taped!}
Saitou: {pulls out jar of SUPER DUPER hair gel and walks over to Chou}
Chou: Me mo!{Please no!}
Ten minutes later…
Saitou: {rips off tape} There's nothing I can do I'm afraid. I might have been able to help is you hadn't given hi an afro…
Chou: {fuming at Caitlin}
Caitlin: My magic tape!! O well… now there is only one more person I can turn to…
Ten minutes later…
Caitlin: {pulling wagon} Hey, isn't Chou supposed to be in the wagon??
Kamatari: I got tired…
Caitlin: So where is Chou??
Chou: {running through an intersection trying to catch up} MAAAAAAAA!!!!(AAAAHHHH)
Caitlin: Oops…
Kamatari: Are we there yet???
Where IS Soujiro now? And will Houji wake up?? Will Usui ever get to make his voodoo doll? Who's help will Caitlin enlist now? And mostly, where did she get the wagon??? Find out next time… or not
Ok, that's it for chapter 3. Sorry the ending kinda sucks… PLEASE REVIEW!!! Next chapter coming soon I hope…sorry this one took so long!