Welcome! To another Red Vs Blue influenced Halo Comedy, this takes place on Coagulation, a map from Halo 2 alot like Blood Gulch, but revamped.
I am in need of character names, at-least 6, four Elites and two Spartans, so yeah, feel free to make up a character.
This is my second ever Fan-Fic, I'm still learning, so be nice.
Disclaimer: This is a Fan-Fic, so I obviously don't own jack... But if I did, things would be alot weirder...
Dude! Where's My Warthog?! Chapter One, Beginnings.
The crackle of a Sniper Rifle boomed through the ears of the Blue team, another one, then another, Penguin looked up at the rock that stood out from the rest of the cliff face, a Banshee was positioned up there, a Spartan stood on top of it, Haxor, he was sporting a Deep blue colored armor, firing rounds at the red base.
Penguin shook his head, Haxor had managed to fire at-least sixty rounds and still not hit anything.
"Hey, Haxor, get down from there!" The Cyan clad Spartan shouted.
"In a Minute, I've got them in my sights!" Haxor replied, he fired a final round, still not hitting anything, then mounted the Banshee and flew back to the Blue base, he landed it in the rear entrance and jumped out, two Spartans greeted him, Haxor nodded at the left one, he nodded back, Haxor looked at the other, who had their back to him, he tapped the Spartan's shoulder, no reply, he tapped again, the Spartan fell to the floor, asleep.
"Why is that guy sleeping?" Haxor asked
"Uh, never mind her, she got wasted last night"
"Oh, that explains it... Wheres Sarge?"
"Up on the roof, he wants to see you" The Spartan replied, Haxor nodded, then turned around and walked into the energy lift.
Over at the Red Base... Two Covenant Elites stood on the roof, one with Red and Orange armor the other with Yellow and Steel colored armor.
"You ever wonder why we are here" The red one asked.
The Yellow one turned, shook his head then turned back, he clicked his mandibles and talked. "For the last time, we are here because the Prophets want the Humans Cookies, and they have entrusted this sacred mission to us. Now stop asking!"
"Okay... So... Wheres La-La?"
"He went to go and steal the Humans pitiful primitive Vehicle"
"Okay... So... Wheres Sarge?"
"The Heck if I know"
"Okay... So........"
Back to the Blue Base...
"Sarge, you wanted to see me?" An out of breathe Haxor asked.
"Those Covenant are up to something"
"How do you know?"
"It's just a Feeling, and the fact that there are only two of them at their base, Haxor, get my Warthog, we're going kicking some ass..."
"Yes Sir!" Haxor turned around, he ran down the corridor and looked out, the Warthog wasn't there, he turned around and walked back up the corridor, he ran over to the Sarge.
"Um... Sir, your Warthogs not there"
"What do you mean it's not there?!"
"Check for yourself" The Sarge did so, he walked to the edge of the base and looked for his Warthog, not seeing it he ran back to Haxor.
"Dude! Where's my Warthog?!"
La-La slammed on the brakes, the Warthog stopped just a couple of feet from the Base, he got out and looked up, two Elites jumped down, a red and a yellow one, they began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" La-La asked.
"Dude! You actually stole the Humans Warthog!"
"You doubted me?"
So thats it, tell me what you think.