Disclaimer: Neko Makai does not own Anything from Yu Yu Hakusho, nor does she own Inuyasha or her best friends ,Kagome, Tikal and Sireah.She does, however, own herself. So, without further delay, Makai's Insanity.

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A short girl with orange tabby cat ears and a tail sits in a padded room in one of her special white jackets; extra snug. She rocks back and forth mumbling something about the possessed cheese graters and some bishounen named Kurama.

"Neko! Neko!" A fox girl unlocks the door and pops her head in. "Neko-chan!"

The tabby cat girl, Neko, looks up. "Sireah-chan!" She manages to stand up, still in her straightjacket. "I knew someday someone would break me out here! Otherwise the mother ship would have begun to send out the ducks with the cheese graters of doom!" (No ,that wasn't supposed to make any sense to a sane person. )

"I know Neko-chan! Kagome-kun told me to break you out so we could work on her new plan!"

"Plan?"

"To capture the Reikai Tantei of course! And after that, the Inuyasha characters as well!"

"KURAMA!"

"I know!"

Both Neko and Sireah do mental happy dances at the thought of kidnapping Kurama. They both leave the room, Neko still in a straitjacket ,to go see Kagome and her sister Tikal.

(Scene Change)

Sireah and Neko run/hop to Kagome's lair. Kagome cracks open the door and they slip in.

"Sireah-kun! Neko-kun!"

"Tikal-kun! Kagome-kun!"

"Tikal-kun! Kagome-kun!"

"Neko-chan! Sireah-chan!"

Neko and Sireah sit and stare at Kagome.

"What did you summon us for?" Sireah questions, cocking her head.

"Hai! Nani?" Neko questions as well.

"Well…" Kagome said, pulling out a pointing stick as a chalk board appeared from nowhere behind her. "…The plan is-" Kagome whispers it into Neko' s, Sireah,' s and Tikal' s ears in turn.

"Ooooooooooh. The geckos of the orange forest would be most agitated."

Tikal spoke for the second time. "Would it work?"

"Couldn't we just kill someone and have them arrest us?" Sireah said.

"Yeah, but this plan is much harder. So we have to use it for the sake of the plot." countered Kagome. While the foursome were pondering how they would do this, Kagome pointed to the parts of the chalk board with her stick. Neko listened quietly while rocking back and forth in her straightjacket. A knock on the door disrupted them for a moment.

"Who dares disturb Neko Makai? OH DEAR INARI! IT MUST BE THE CHEESE GRATERS! THEY'VE COME FOR ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- "pant pant breath "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone stares at Neko for a minute before Sireah get up to answer the door.

TBC

Wheeeeee,nya! A cliff hanger!

Next chapter up soon.

Translation notes (as used in the story)

-chan = suffix meaning "girl" or "little" you may also see it used as it's other meaning, "my dear"

-kun = Well known friend. Mostly used among boys, but my friends and I are weird. o0;

Hai Nani = Yes! What?