Inuyasha meets The Simpsons
Spingfield
Kent Brocman: Were here live in Spingfield city hall. as Profrsor. frink tries to tell us about his new time portal.
Prof: Here we have the time portal wich can travel into any contry at any time.
Homer: Oh man, dose he ever shut up. turns off the TV
Bart: Pickes up the phone
Lisa: Bart are you dileing Moe's agin?
Bart: No. I'm calling someone else.
Lisa: Who?
Bart: I dont no. diles A number
Kagome's school
Pirnciples Office: Phone Rings
Prin: Hello?
Bart: is Semor there?
Prin: Who?
Bart: Last name Butz.
Prin: let me check. Calls on anocemets Is there A Butz here in the bilding?
Semor Butz? Hey every one I wanna Semore Butz!
All classes: Laghs
Kagome: Who was that? Whipes tear from laghing
Prin: What the.
Spingfeild
Bart: Hangs up Phone
Marge: Everyone were going to see the time portal.
Homer: D'oh!
City Hall
Frink: To pass thru the Portal, I need A Bald man, A woman with large hair, A baby, A girl with an IQ of Einstiyn , And A boy with A Spiked Head.
Marge: Thats us.
Simpsons: Runs up
Frink: Congargulations! You will be traviling to the middle ages.
Lisa: Oh, Boy!
F: In Japan.
Bart: Cool. They Enter
Fudale Japan
Simpsons: Lookes around
Lisa: DAD, I'm scared
Hom: Don't worry Lisa, nothing will stop me from protecting you. Oo an ant! Follows it
Bart: Like every monky, he look's for a bug to eat.
Homer: Why you little...! Strangles Bart
Inuyasha: Hey, leave the kid allone.
Homer: But he called me a monky.
Inu: Well... you do look like one.
Bart: You go dog man!
Inu: Dog man?
Lisa: By the way whats you're Name?
Inu: Inuyasha.
Lisa: My gosh, I know you.
Inu: Ya do?
Kagome: Whats wrong Inuyasha.
Lisa: Kagome.
Sango: Pervert!
Lisa: Sango.
Miroku: What I do?
Lisa: Miroku.
Shippo: Whats goen' on?
Lisa: Shippo.
Bart: Cool.
Kag: Hey, didn't you call my school?
Bart: Who did you know?
Kag: I have my ways.
Homer: Let's take them all to Spingfield.
Lisa: I can teach Kagome Capernacs.
Bart: I can show Shippo Krusty the Klown.
Marge: I can take Sango to the hair sallon.
Homer: And I can take Inuyasha and Miroku to the bar.
Inuyasha gang: OK. They enter the time potal
Springfield
Frink: Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.
Simpsons house
Bart: Come on Shippo lets make a call.
Sh: OK.
Calls Moe's Bar
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Moe: Hold on. uhh... Hugh Jass! call for Hugh Jass! Oh, sombody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Everyone: Laghs
Inu: Hey Homer, what is this stuff.
Hom: It's beer.
Mir: Well it sure is good
15 min later
Hom:in a drunk voice haha, oh juish im not juish. Falls
Inu: Were not drunk. looks over at miroku Eyes widden
Mir: In a drunk voice Ya no. . . did ya ever no that u'r my woman.
Barny: Whoa are you okay?
Mir: Okay you cant rsest me kisses barny
Barny: Okay now your just crazy. Belches
Springfeild mall
Sango: This is relaxing Marge.
Mar: I know.
Sa: By the way you never did tell me you'r kids name.
M: Oh. this is Magie.
Sa: Cute name. By the way, wher dose Homer work?
M: He works at the power plant.
Sa: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Marge: whats wrong?
Sango: Kagome has told me about those and...
Marge: And what?
Sango: And, she said that that place was for smart people.
Marge: Well, Homer is smart. Flash back: stupid things homer did. End flash back Yep, I'm sure.