Chapter Three - Hoggle
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A/N - Thank you to Moonjava for this story's first review. Thank you thank you thank you!
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The guys made their way towards the gigantic structure in front of them. Neil's long chocolate locks blew limply in the slight breeze as did his long grubby shirt. Mike was stomping behind him complaining that the dirt was ruining his Gucci carpet slippers and Vivian was kick sand everywhere and jumping on the occasional lizard while Special Patrol Group tucked into some jaffa cakes he had found in Vivian's jacket.
Soon they got to the outer wall where they came across a funny little man urinating in a nearby pond.
"Er... excuse me?" said Neil.
"Wha!?! Excuse me!" said the little man. "Oh it's you three!" he added as if he had been expecting them and started spraying some fairies.
"Hey cool!!!" cried Vivian as he saw the little creatures fall to the ground in pain.
"Can I have a go?"
"Hmmm? Go ahead." the Dwarf grunted. And Vivian happily grabbed the spare spray can.
"Oh VIVIAN! That's like really heavy man!" cried Neil angrily and picked one of the casualties up. "You could like give them cancer or something!" he quickly dropped the fairy. "OW! It bit me!"
"What did ya expect fairies to do?" said the Dwarf.
"Whoa bad karma, man!" moaned Neil.
"Me name's not Man, it's Hoggle." said the Dwarf angrily. "Hoggle Balowski, acha service."
"Uncanny!" said Vivian between sprays "Our landlord's called Balowski!"
"Oh!" said Mike "You er don't know the way into this Labyrinth by any chance?"
"I know lots of things." said Hoggle mysteriously.
"But do you know where the door is?"
"What door?"
Mike growled with frustration "It's hopeless asking you anything!" he cried.
"Not if you ask the right questions...." said Hoggle.
"Will you tell me for twenty quid?" said Mike after a moment's thought.
"Ahhhh!" said Hoggle happily "Now that's more like it! You certainly catch on a lot quicker than that Sarah girl what was here before. You gets in....there."
And sure enough there was a huge doorway that hadn't been there before.
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A/N - Thank you to Moonjava for this story's first review. Thank you thank you thank you!
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The guys made their way towards the gigantic structure in front of them. Neil's long chocolate locks blew limply in the slight breeze as did his long grubby shirt. Mike was stomping behind him complaining that the dirt was ruining his Gucci carpet slippers and Vivian was kick sand everywhere and jumping on the occasional lizard while Special Patrol Group tucked into some jaffa cakes he had found in Vivian's jacket.
Soon they got to the outer wall where they came across a funny little man urinating in a nearby pond.
"Er... excuse me?" said Neil.
"Wha!?! Excuse me!" said the little man. "Oh it's you three!" he added as if he had been expecting them and started spraying some fairies.
"Hey cool!!!" cried Vivian as he saw the little creatures fall to the ground in pain.
"Can I have a go?"
"Hmmm? Go ahead." the Dwarf grunted. And Vivian happily grabbed the spare spray can.
"Oh VIVIAN! That's like really heavy man!" cried Neil angrily and picked one of the casualties up. "You could like give them cancer or something!" he quickly dropped the fairy. "OW! It bit me!"
"What did ya expect fairies to do?" said the Dwarf.
"Whoa bad karma, man!" moaned Neil.
"Me name's not Man, it's Hoggle." said the Dwarf angrily. "Hoggle Balowski, acha service."
"Uncanny!" said Vivian between sprays "Our landlord's called Balowski!"
"Oh!" said Mike "You er don't know the way into this Labyrinth by any chance?"
"I know lots of things." said Hoggle mysteriously.
"But do you know where the door is?"
"What door?"
Mike growled with frustration "It's hopeless asking you anything!" he cried.
"Not if you ask the right questions...." said Hoggle.
"Will you tell me for twenty quid?" said Mike after a moment's thought.
"Ahhhh!" said Hoggle happily "Now that's more like it! You certainly catch on a lot quicker than that Sarah girl what was here before. You gets in....there."
And sure enough there was a huge doorway that hadn't been there before.