Chapter Seven - Neil Junior
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A/N - I'm not dead! I'm getting better! I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happpyyyyyyy!!! CLUNK
Anyway, shorty today. Thanks again for reviewing if you have thanks in advance if you will...
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"Wow! Thank God we got out of that perilous situation." said Mike as the gang resurfaced somewhere in the hedge maze with only a few minor bruises.
"Where to now, Hoghead?" asked Vivian.
"It's HOGGLE!!" shouted the dwarf angrily.
"Oooh! Well, excuse me!" said Neil sarcastically "It's all right for you because you don't have a friend to save in under six hours actually, actually! And you don't have to slave over a hot lentil casserole all day long, actually, only to have Viv spit it at you!"
"Ah! Shut up you bloody hippie!" cried Hoggle. "Just cause you look like an old woman doesn't mean you has to act like one!" there was an awkward silence "Now come one!"
The walked and walked and walked and argued and walked and walked and threw some rocks at Neil and walked some more until they came to a shady clearing that was occupied by a giant orange monster that bore and uncanny resemblance to Neil!
"Who's that?" asked Mike curiously.
"Oh no! Not another bloody hippie!" shouted Vivian.
"Hey, like chill guys!" said Neil "He like looks really sad or something." he turned to the monster kindly "Hey man! What's wrong?"
The creature looked up tearfully and pointed to a rather large Goblin spear lodged in his foot. "Ludo hurt!"
"Ludo is that your name?" asked Neil, he was really making a connection.
"Ludo." said the monster again, just to make it perfectly clear.
"Well from now on you can be called Neil Junior." said Mike. "It's easier to remember."
"Neil Ju-nor!?"
"Yeah close enough." said Vivian "We're trying to find that prick what lives in the castle, you wanna come with?"
"Sure." said Ludo er... Neil Junior.
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A/N - I'm not dead! I'm getting better! I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happpyyyyyyy!!! CLUNK
Anyway, shorty today. Thanks again for reviewing if you have thanks in advance if you will...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Wow! Thank God we got out of that perilous situation." said Mike as the gang resurfaced somewhere in the hedge maze with only a few minor bruises.
"Where to now, Hoghead?" asked Vivian.
"It's HOGGLE!!" shouted the dwarf angrily.
"Oooh! Well, excuse me!" said Neil sarcastically "It's all right for you because you don't have a friend to save in under six hours actually, actually! And you don't have to slave over a hot lentil casserole all day long, actually, only to have Viv spit it at you!"
"Ah! Shut up you bloody hippie!" cried Hoggle. "Just cause you look like an old woman doesn't mean you has to act like one!" there was an awkward silence "Now come one!"
The walked and walked and walked and argued and walked and walked and threw some rocks at Neil and walked some more until they came to a shady clearing that was occupied by a giant orange monster that bore and uncanny resemblance to Neil!
"Who's that?" asked Mike curiously.
"Oh no! Not another bloody hippie!" shouted Vivian.
"Hey, like chill guys!" said Neil "He like looks really sad or something." he turned to the monster kindly "Hey man! What's wrong?"
The creature looked up tearfully and pointed to a rather large Goblin spear lodged in his foot. "Ludo hurt!"
"Ludo is that your name?" asked Neil, he was really making a connection.
"Ludo." said the monster again, just to make it perfectly clear.
"Well from now on you can be called Neil Junior." said Mike. "It's easier to remember."
"Neil Ju-nor!?"
"Yeah close enough." said Vivian "We're trying to find that prick what lives in the castle, you wanna come with?"
"Sure." said Ludo er... Neil Junior.