Chapter Nine - Food for thought
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A/N - OK! I'm back from the valley of death! Finally! Anyway, here's a beauty of a chapter.
WARNING - Suggested drug use! No likee no readee k!
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"Come on guys! Didymus and I found a short cut!" Vivian called to the others who were still struggling through the forest's undergrowth.
"Yay verily!" said the fox and powered up a large chainsaw. "If we cut our way out we'll reach the castle before sunset."
"Ye hearrd the man... er... thing." said Special Patrol Group "Let's get cutting before our plans gang oft a'glay!" A/N - Don't ask
The group began to quicken their pace now all those annoying trees were out of the way.
"Hungry." Ludo/Neil Junior whined.
"Yeah, me too." said Neil "I wonder if there's like any food in this place." he checked a clump of bushes for any fruit or mushrooms but found something totally unexpected. "Hey guys! I like found a lentil casserole in the bushes!"
"Fantastic I'm starving!" said Mike.
"Hold on yous lot!" cried Hoggle "It's probably a trap! Some people have been known to find food in these parts and it gives them strange hallucinations and visions."
"Whatever!" said the group and tucked in.
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"See! I told you it was perfectly safe." said Neil after they had finished eating and no strange side effects had presented themselves. "Now let's all sit back and relax and have a go on this magic bong I found." and he held up a large pot smoking contraption shaped like a Goblin holding a crystal ball...
"Oh, for cryin out loud!" cried Hoggle "And I thought Ludo was stupid!" but Neil was already gone and was flying off into space!
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MIKE : Did you see that?
SPACEMAN #1: Major Tom. You know, I just thought - it's like that song by David Bowie.
SPACEMAN #2: What, er, The Jean Genie?
SPACEMAN #1: Yeah, that's right. Hey, look. The planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.
ALIEN #1: Talks in alien language - Caption says: Oh no! Got any dynamite?
ALIEN #2: Caption Sure have Gets the dynamite out. There is an explosion. Neil doesn't notice
ALIEN #1: Caption Hey, that hippie must be really out of it
BOTH: Caption Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Neil returns to Earth
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONeil's Dream EndsOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A/N - OK! I'm back from the valley of death! Finally! Anyway, here's a beauty of a chapter.
WARNING - Suggested drug use! No likee no readee k!
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"Come on guys! Didymus and I found a short cut!" Vivian called to the others who were still struggling through the forest's undergrowth.
"Yay verily!" said the fox and powered up a large chainsaw. "If we cut our way out we'll reach the castle before sunset."
"Ye hearrd the man... er... thing." said Special Patrol Group "Let's get cutting before our plans gang oft a'glay!" A/N - Don't ask
The group began to quicken their pace now all those annoying trees were out of the way.
"Hungry." Ludo/Neil Junior whined.
"Yeah, me too." said Neil "I wonder if there's like any food in this place." he checked a clump of bushes for any fruit or mushrooms but found something totally unexpected. "Hey guys! I like found a lentil casserole in the bushes!"
"Fantastic I'm starving!" said Mike.
"Hold on yous lot!" cried Hoggle "It's probably a trap! Some people have been known to find food in these parts and it gives them strange hallucinations and visions."
"Whatever!" said the group and tucked in.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Five Minutes Later OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"See! I told you it was perfectly safe." said Neil after they had finished eating and no strange side effects had presented themselves. "Now let's all sit back and relax and have a go on this magic bong I found." and he held up a large pot smoking contraption shaped like a Goblin holding a crystal ball...
"Oh, for cryin out loud!" cried Hoggle "And I thought Ludo was stupid!" but Neil was already gone and was flying off into space!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONeil's DreamOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MIKE : Did you see that?
SPACEMAN #1: Major Tom. You know, I just thought - it's like that song by David Bowie.
SPACEMAN #2: What, er, The Jean Genie?
SPACEMAN #1: Yeah, that's right. Hey, look. The planet Earth is blue and there's nothing we can do.
ALIEN #1: Talks in alien language - Caption says: Oh no! Got any dynamite?
ALIEN #2: Caption Sure have Gets the dynamite out. There is an explosion. Neil doesn't notice
ALIEN #1: Caption Hey, that hippie must be really out of it
BOTH: Caption Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Neil returns to Earth
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