Disclaimer: I don't own Inu yasha or any of the Character's. DON'T HATE ME FOR THE PAIRING AT THE END!!! And I never seen a Jerry Springer show either so yeah if none of it isright don't hate me for that either. k, k?
Audience: Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Hello every one, and welcome to my show. Today we have a Love Triangle between: Shessomaru, Kikyou, Inu yasha, Kagura, and Kagome. Please welcome our guest!
(They enter and sit)
Audience: Yaaah!
Jerry: Now Lets see If I understand, Inu yasha you love Kikyou and Kagome; Kikyou you love Inu yasha and Shessomaru; Shessomaru you love Kikyou and Kagaru; Kagura you love Shessomaru and Kagome; and Kagome your in love with Inu yasha and Kagura.
(Inu yasha jump up from his chair)
Inu yasha: What! You never told me your in love with Kagura, Kagome!
Kagome: Well um… I could explain…you see me and Kagura had a one night thing and well it…
Inu yasha: Who the hell care, what about you and me!
(Kikyou walks slowly up to Inu yasha and slaps him)
Kikyou: 'What about you and her!' I thought you said you loved me Inu yasha!
Inu yasha: huh? Oh Kikyou, no um that a lie, Kagome is only my love slave.
Kagome: Love slave!
(Kagome jumps up from her chair and starts yelling at Inu yasha then Kagura come over and puts her hands on Kagome's shoulders)
Kagura: Oh, Kagome don't worry about that two-timing cheating bastard. Why don't you forget about him a stay with me.
Shessomaru: So I guess those several nights of 'fun' means nothing to you?
Kagura: Um that not what I mean…I mean she my love-slave too!
Kagome: Love-slave. What the fuck is with this!
(Leaves, closly followed by Kagura)
Kikyou: What? You too, Shessomaru. You've been two-timing me also! Why you fucking bastard…
Shessomaru: Wait Kikyou I didn't mean it!
Jerry: Now people…(Shessomaru, Inu yasha glares at him) and um…Demons calm down. Lets settle this one at a time.
Inu yasha: Fuck that! Come on you bastard Shessomaru, lets fight!
(Inu yasha lungs forward to Shessomaru, punches him and get stabbed in the shoulder with Shessomaru's claws.)
Audience: Fight! Fight!
(Jerry comes over to the two who are fist fighting)
Jerry: Um…yeah, you guy are getting blood all over the place.
Shessomaru: Fuck you!
(continues to fight, Jerry goes off to coware)
Kikyou: Sweet pea and Honey Stop Fighting! (Inu yasha and Shessomaru froze at Kikyou's words) Inu yasha: Honey?Shessomaru: Sweet pea?
Inu yasha/ Shessomaru: Who the hell is that!
(Inu yasha and Shessomaru glares at each other. Inu yash quickly run to Kikyou and hold her hands.)
Inu yasha: Kikyou why? I thought I was the only man for. Cause you're the only girl for me!
(Kagome comes in)
Kagome: YOU FUCKING LIER! I thought I was the only girl for you. Well at least that what you told me!
(Runs to Kagome and hold her hand in his)
Inu yasha: That's true, Um…Kikyou only my love slave.
Audience: Cheater! Cheater!
Shessomaru: Oh, look at you you're a damn cheater Inu yasha.
Kikyou: And your not. You know what I'm leaving you Shessomaru, you too Inu yasha!
Kagome: And so am I!
(Kagura comes in)
Kikyou: Come on Kagura, Lets go.
( Kikyou grabs Kagura's arm and drags her away.)
Kagura: Hey, wait! What's going on…
Kagome: Shessomaru come! Lets go too!
(She grabs him and drags him away.)
Inu yasha: Wait. Kagome, Kikyou we can still be together!
(Run after them.)
Jerry: Well that was interesting.
The end
Its phycotic, isn't? But this was a quiky so yeah...So what you think? I hope you guys like it, please review and no flames please.