CHAPTER TEN: Tossing
Barrels.
"You have no chance to survive make your time!"
spoke the evil Blackeye. "There is no way to escape! You will
die!"
Kazooie, Mumbo, and Bottles woke up the
others.
Mrs. Bottles yawned, and spoke. "Did you get the
water, honey?" she asked.
"She sure is a sound
sleeper..." said Kazooie. "You'd think with all the banging
outside, she'd be awake by now."
"No time for water,
sweetheart," said the mole, "we have to get out of here,
quick!"
Mrs. Bottles quickly put on her robe. "Oh,
that witch is still hounding us, isn't she? Why cant we just coincide
in peace?" she sighed as she rubbed her eyes.
Bottles
reached over to the bunk above him. "Goggles! Speccy! Wake up
children!"
"Wha -- daddy?" spoke the mole
kids.
"Come on now..." So out the room they
went.
Bottles looked to Kazooie. "What's the plan now,
beakface?"
I'll just show you, itchy," said the
Breegull. She went over to Merry Maggie's room. "Er, Maggie?"
she called.
Mumbo stayed out of sight.
The door opened
up and there appeared the giant frog. "Is there anything I can
do for you?" asked Maggie, adjusting her hair.
"Er,
yes. We need you to move a couple of barrels for us," said the
bird, "since we're going to sleep in the back, if you don't
mind."
"Oh, okay." she spoke in her deep voice.
She went to the back room.
Kazooie waited until Maggie was out
of sight. "Okay, here's the plan: when she moves the gun powder
up to the wall here, you trip her, she'll drop the barrels, and I'll
open the door."
"What good will that do?" asked
Bottles.
"Just wait and
see," she said and it was then at that moment that Maggie
returned with a huge barrel under each arm. "Where should I put
them?" she asked.
"Er, right here by the door will
be fine," said the bird. She motioned for Bottles to do his
thing.
"Hurm? ...Oh," mumbled Bottles and placed his
foot in Merry Maggie's path to trip her.
Maggie stomped the
mole's foot.
Bottles winced. "AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!"
"Oh,
did I step on you?" said the bulky gal barely noticing.
Kazooie
grew furious. She then had an idea. "Mumbo!" said the bird,
"er, Maggie left already!"
The shaman got up from
behind the door. "Whew, Mumbo -- WHA?"
Maggie got a
glimpse of the witch doctor, and dropped the barrels. "OH! I
didn't see you there..." she blushed.
Kazooie opened the
door quickly as the barrels rolled out of the inn, onto the town
center. She spat out a grenade egg to trail them, and they did just
as the bird expected them to: explode in front of the hovering ships
to create a diversion.
"ARRR?" exclaimed Capt.
Blackeye. "The bird is retaliatin'! Hurry up and
FIRE!!!"
Kazooie hurriedly apologized to Maggie. "I'm
sorry the gun powder is destroyed, but we have to leave! C'mon
everyone!"
"My partner Jolly will be mad at this,"
she said.
So Bottles' family, Mumbo, and Kazooie raced out of
the tavern, through the smoke, and toward the Smugglers Cavern to
escape.
