Disclaimer: Hi again… it's Barbara the Bulldozer!!! Here's a lovely little newsflash about Sally the Wrecking Ball!!!!!! SHE WENT TO THE DUMP WITH MY BEST FRIEND!!!! AHHHHH!!!! I'm about to sob uncontrollably… oh wait, sorry I just did. You'll have to excuse my manners, sir… I really didn't mean to get you all wet… anywho, I'm just Barbara the Bulldozer. And Anna doesn't REALLY own this stuff… we just let her think she does. But shhh! Let her think it… It hurts her head if she thinks otherwise. Anywho, I'm sure you're sick of me!!! HAHA THAT RHYMED!!! Oh wait… it didn't… sorry, Yellow Tractor Moment. Anywho, I'm off to see that awful Sally.

Chapter Two: Meet the Boys

Sirius Black sat upon his bed with a worried look upon his face.

"What's wrong, man?" the gorgeous James Potter asked.

"Dude, I've DATED EVERY GIRL in the school! There are NONE LEFT!!!" Sirius yelled.

"Sirius, breathe. You haven't dated Elle Witkowski or Leila Braden or Lily Evans yet." Remus Lupin rolled his eyes.

"Woah. I forgot. Ok… let's see. I'll go for Evans first." Sirius said.

"Excuse me?" James opened his eyes widely.

"Damn right I will. Evans won't be able to resist such a man." Sirius kept talking. "But how to get her?"

"Excuse me?!?" James said loudly.

"Maybe she'd even marry me… hm… gotta consider that one!" Sirius continued.

"SIRIUS BLOODLY BLACK!!!" James yelled.

"Damn James, you don't need to yell." Sirius said calmly.

"You're gonna DATE Lily?!?" James asked.

"James, you know me better than that." Sirius replied. "I'm gon-"

"Thank Merlin." James muttered.

"I'm gonna marry her!" Sirius yelled.

James didn't bother replying. He threw a pillow at him.

Remus laughed at the two of them fighting until all became quiet for a moment.

"Uh… James… I need to talk to you…" Sirius said awkwardly. "This summer, you know when I crashed at your house? Well my uncle, ya know Uncle Alphard, he left me a bit of gold… and instead of being constantly at your place… I've decided to buy me a little flat near you."

"That's great, Siri… but what did your mum say to Uncle Alphard's generosity?" James asked.

"Oh, she through a bloody fit and took his name off of the whole Family thing. You know… nothing too awful." Sirius grinned. "If only you could have heard the way she carried on! She was bloody awful. Lucky for me, the neighbors told me all about it. Regulus was supposedly on the floor sobbing. Good for him, that sorry bastard."

"Sorry mate." James said.

"Wish I had your family, James." Sirius began. "With parents who gave a shit if I lived or died… and who didn't disown me, I'd give anything."

"Sirius, Remus, Peter, you know you three are like brothers to me. Siri, you do have that. It's at my house." James replied.

"Thanks mate."

"Same from me, guys." Remus said.

Peter sat silently.

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James sat upon the large couch in the Common Room. He smiled as he listened to his best friends talking with Elle and Leila. He searched the room for Lily but couldn't find her. Sighing, he resigned himself to thinking about her.

I love the way she laughs, he though, and the way she looks when she's about to cast a bad spell on me… or when she is about to yell and blow up at me…. Or when she's smiling at Elle and Leila… and when she's answering a question in class… or when she's looking at me… and when she says, 'Go away Potter.'… God… I'm obsessed.

You're not obsessed. A voice in the back of his head said.

Am bloody well so. He replied.

No… you're in love!!!

What?!?

Jamesie is in L… O… V… E!!!

Am not!

Are so!

Are not!!!

Give it up… you'll never win an argument with me!

I AM you!!!

Oh shut it… you're in love with Lily and YOU won't admit it!

Go away.

No.

Yes!

James resorted to hitting himself in the head multiple times. People began to stare at him.

You love Lily… I'll leave once you say it!

No.

Say it!

No!

Say it!!!

NO!!!

Bloody well say it!!!

No!!!

Fine, admit you hate her then!

But I DON'T hate Lily.

Then say you love her.

No…

Just say it, I know you want to!

"Fine… I love Lily!" He shouted… unknowingly aloud.

Sirius looked over, "We know."