Neoki: sorry it took so long to update my story. I had a major writers block. That's all in the past now, I'm posting a more violent, graphic version of my story on under a couple of friends' name's soon (Yaoi Yuri for those who don't know). Those are their real names and they are as their names say.

Gara: Master Neoki does not own yu yu hakusho.

Hiei woke up, not to the feel of warm skin next to him, but to the feel of cuffs on his hands. Neoki stood above him a metallic whip in her hand. How she got the whip is a mystery. Hiei yanked at the chains and Neoki smirked.

"So ya want ta have some fun?" Neoki asked cracking her whip.

"No not now." "Please?" "No." Neoki made a pouty face and undid the chains. Hiei and Neoki got dressed and opened the door to find Gara sleeping on the floor next to it.

"Oh hello master Neoki, master Hiei. How did everything go?"

"Did you just call me master?" "Hai. I did Hiei-sama. As Neoki-sama's mate you are prince of the crystal dream world. Since Neoki is my master you are as well." Hiei smirked and pulled Neoki to him. Kurama's door opened and he and Felician stepped out.

"Hey little cuz. We saw Gara sleeping out here and I figured that you and Hiei might have been having a little 'fun'."

"What about you and Kurama?" Neoki smirked perversely. "Um…i…he…" Felician stuttered blushing.

"Your mark is showing." Neoki sneered out, Hiei smirking behind her.

"You had a lot of fun last night didn't you?" Felician cracked out laughing. "Shut up Felician!" Neoki yelled turning away.

"So Hiei you found a mate in our new comrades as well? It was clear that you fell in love with Neoki. I am glad that you have finally admitted to it." Kurama said smiling.

"We are not 'in love' as you put it. It is mating season, we were booth in heat, and we have common interests. Our relationship is merely for the advancement of the species. No more no less do NOT confuse it." Hiei said trying hard not to vomit.

"Call it whatever you wish. You two still love each other." Kurama said taking Felician's hand and walking into the bathroom.

"Hn. Baka kitsunes." Neoki and Hiei said at the same time. Simple as can be the two walked into the kitchen and raided the fridge of all its sweet snow (15 gallons total), and managed to get on a very quick sugar high in which time Kuwabara, Yusuke, Kurama, and Felician's shoelaces were stolen and burned in a trash can in dedication to the shoe lace goddesses (A/N I really did that once my parents had a fit! I mean what is the problem with riding our household of them for a blessing). Yusuke's dear spirit beast Puu was feed Yusuke's extra strong hold hair gel and chaos-surrounded Genkai's dojo.

(In the forest with Hiei and Neoki)

"Man am I tired. Puu looked so funny though." Neoki held up a picture of Puu, mouth stuffed with hair gel.

"Hn. this shall make good black mail." Hiei laughed at the picture Neoki had managed to snap of Puu.

"I think we should have you give your little sister a present," Neoki smiled and held out a large empty cage. " now all you have to do is catch the birds."

(WITH Kurama and Felician)

" Is it just me or are those two meant for each other?" Felician giggled at her statement and snuggled into kurama's bare chest. Kurama softly stroked Felician's hair and smiled.

" They are not the only ones who are made for each other. It's like I have found a female facsimile of myself. The solitary differentiation is that you don't have a human form." Kurama nuzzled Felician's neck and licked tenderly over her mark. Felician looked deeply into kurama's eyes and entwined her fingers into kurama's long crimson tresses.

"Your youko form is so beautiful! And so susceptible to my fondling…you nearly cummed every time I touched you! I like your tail and ears…but you're still just as lovely in this form. Mêlée emotions are in your eyes shadows booth ways." Felician and Kurama started to kiss passionately. They had been lip to lip all night and they were booth eager for more.

"Ummm…you aren't to bad yourself…" Kurama moaned out in delight. His kitsune nature had been hidden for all his human life and staying chaste all those years was not easy for a youko. Felician had given him all he as a fox had ever had and it was more than just a one nightstand. He was in love and she loved him back. Felician moaned as Kurama gave her chest a squeeze.

"Mmm. Felician ai shituru." Kurama and Felician broke from their kiss long enough for Felician to say I love you then resumed. A few minutes later found the kitsunes under a blanket of roses moaning out each other's names.

"Eww gross! Felician Kurama cant you find someplace not public to do that!" Kuwabara yelled running away from the garden as quickly as possible and into Genkai's dojo. However the attempt seemed unsuccessful because it was a little too easy to here Felician and kurama's frantic moans and cries of delight. A few minutes later Yukina walked into her room to find a six-foot tall five-foot wide cadge filled with blue birds and some exotic tropical ones.

"Oh they are so pretty! Who could have sent them?" Yukina whispered looking for a card of some kind. She finally found it and then dropped it is surprise of what it read. 'To Yukina from onissan with love.' Yukina smiled and her heart soared. Her brother really did care!

(It is night now just so you know)

"So how as everyone's day gone?" genkai asked looking at the spirit detectives eating happily. The day had been chaotic, with Hiei and Neoki on sugar high and Kurama and Felician having sex all day.

"It was okay besides me walking into several public places and finding Kurama and Felician screwing like rabbits!" Kuwabara yelled thinking of how he was now emotionally scarred.

"Truthfully Kuwabara we were screwing like foxes. We eat rabbits not make love to them." Kurama said his kitsune temperament getting the best of him.

"Someone feed Puu my hair gel. And burned all the shoelaces. And ate all the ice cream. And-" yusuke was interrupted by some one hitting him in the head with a paper fan.

"We get your point yusuke!" Keiko yelled angrily. " You didn't compliment my food!" Keiko was absolutely fuming.

"Sorry keiko…" yusuke sighed.

"I forgot to tell you all but my onissan sent me a huge cadge of lovely birds. I didn't get to see him though. He wrote 'to Yukina from onissan with love' on the card. Neoki you were right he is just abit shy. Someday he shall feel more comfortable and will know that no matter who he is or what he does I shall always love him." Yukina smiled.

"Yukina that is so wonderful!" Botan laughed in delight and smiled at Hiei. Neoki saw this and immediately growled.

"He's mine…" Neoki hissed out at Botan. She sat on Hiei's lap and began to lick Hiei's neck possessively. "Mine not yours!" Neoki's hands went down to Hiei's groin and started to stroke him.

"STOP! Felician and kurama's escapades have already emotionally scarred me, now Neoki is going to have it with Hiei in front of us while we are eating dinner! What happened to self-control?" Kuwabara screamed.

"It's mating season Kuwabara. Demons have no control over their erotic activities during this time." Kurama smiled at Kuwabara's shocked demeanor.

"Okay…just please stop…umm…you know…in public…" Kuwabara asked. It was at that point that yusuke started laughing his ass off.

"Its time to sleep…hahahaha…" yusuke said still laughing. "Good night" everyone headed towards his or her room to rest for the mission ahead.

Neoki: how did it go? Please review. Next chapter is to the house give me some ideas!