Chapter 1 of my fic is officially up now! Please R & R! Even if it's anonymous, please •pouts• I'll be your best friend, naw, I'm just messing with ya!

Ella

Harry yawned and looked around, "Good morning!"

Suddenly he froze, even though he WAS in his dorm and NOTHING had changed… there was black hair peaking out of Ron's covers.

"RON!" Harry gasped, "I could you keep this from me?! You dyed your hair?!"

"Ron" groaned and yawned also, but there was something wrong…

"RON!" Harry gasped again, "You're not Ron!"

"And you're not Butler," the piecing blue-eyed, jet black haired boy exclaimed, "Who are you anyway?"

"I'm Harry… what's your name?" Harry looked at the boy.

"Fowl, Artemis Fowl," Artemis's gazed turned frightening.

Harry ignored it, "Are you a secret agent or something, do you work for MI5 or the CIA or—"

"I'm Artemis John Lucifer Fowl the second junior," Artemis answered in a snooty voice.

"Nice to meet you," Harry blanked and looked around, "Where's Ron…"

Somewhere in another story in another fic…

"Artemis is mine!" Juliet exclaimed tugging on Ron's arm.

"No, Arty's MINE, over half of thinks so!" Holly yelled back.

"So?" Juliet paused and thought a moment, "The few, the proud, the A/J Shippers (A/N: YEY!)!"

"Can't argue with that," Holly let go of Ron and shrugged, "Hey, you're not Artemis!"

"And you're not my fictional, dysfunctional dream girl!" Ron exclaimed, "Where am I?!"

Back in the story…

Harry shrugged, "He's probably fine anyway…"

"Okay, so, could you show me around?" Artemis asked.

"Sure!" Harry grabbed his glasses threw on his robes and handed Artemis Ron's, "Don't worry, he won't mind!"

Artemis followed Harry, "Where am I anyway, why am I here, how did I get there, and who am I going to go to, to get back!?"

"Well, we're going to Dumbledore's office, the headmaster of the school," Harry answered thoughtfully, "You're here because I don't know why, I don't know how you got here, and Dumbledore's probably going to get you back to where you are, I read the last line of the fic!"

"Fascinating!" Artemis commented, "Wow, who's that hot chick?"

Artemis eyed Ginny's stereotypical figure and Harry held him back, 'Step off, in Harry Potter and he Half Blood Prince it'll be very likely that I'll be paired up with her!"

"Okay," Artemis held his hands up in the air and looked at Hermione's curvy body, "What about her?"

"She's Ron's, sorry, you can always take her," Harry pointed at Eloise Midgen.

"Damn," Artemis muttered under his breath, "all the sexy ones are taken, I gotta more faster next time!"

"Come on, let's go," Harry led Artemis to Dumbledore's office, then he said the new and unique password, "Getthehelloutofmywayyoustupidbird (A/N: separate the words ;))!"

"Cool password," Artemis said as they entered somehow, "So where is that old man?"

"Artemis!" Harry exclaimed angrily, "You weren't supposed to know YET!"

Artemis hid the script behind his back, "Sorry, read the far ahead!"

"It's okay, now, where IS that old man?" Harry started yodeling, in a matter of seconds Dumbledore stomped in, a bag pipe in his hands, clad in a Scottish skirt, "Yodely-yodely-yodelihoo!"

"Woo! Work your little a—" Artemis started break dancing, pretending to be ghetto, and then stopped, "S-sorry, had to do that!"

"It's okay, everyone has their mistakes!" Harry said sweetly.

"SILENCE!" Dumbledore yelled causing everyone to stay silent, "Artemis, Harry—"

"You know my name?" Artemis asked astounded, "That is, like, so cool, Mr.!"

"Hey, I thought you were supposed to say hard words and be the 14-years-old genius!"

"Oh, yes, sorry," Artemis cleared his throat, "that is a scientifically amazing discovery, Sir!"

"That's the Arty I know!" Harry exclaimed with tears in his eyes even though he didn't know what he had just said (A/N: heck, I don't know either!).

"SILENCE!" Dumbledore yelled again, "We have terrible news!"

"WHAT!?" Harry and Artemis exclaimed.

"Someone has made an Evilmixofstories device that makes all story characters switch stories, if this continues, then every story will be at the device holder's mercy, and that means… the end of fanfiction…"

"NO!" Harry exclaimed as Artemis sobbed into his arms.

"Yes," Dumbledore aid gravely, "You're job is to get that device and destroy it before it switches too many stories and Artemis will be back in Artemis Fowl and Ron will be back in Harry Potter!"

"But who could have done this?" Artemis yelled unhappily.

Dumbledore looked at him through darkened eyes, "Dora the Explorer…"

"I knew that Spanish cheating whore did it, ever since she started working with that monkey it all went wrong!" Harry answered proudly, "I knew it!"

"So what will we do?" Artemis asked.

Well, that's all for chapter one, keep a heads up for chapter 2 on the way tomorrow! If anyone wants to be in this fic, let me know in your review!

Ella