Yey! Finally, chapter 4 is up! J We're all SPEWING (I luv that word!) with joy! I just can't stop smiling today, oh gosh, must stop this cheery manner! ::Changes face expression to serious:: alright you scoundrels! Listen and listen good, I want you low lives to read my fic and give me some good feedback, alright? Off you go then!

Ella

"PST!" PB whispered to EP, "PPPPSSSSSTTTT!!!"

"What?" EP whispered back.

"Chickenbutt!" PB snickered to herself.

"Ugh," EP rolled her eyes, "Peanut that was soooo 7th grade!"

"Hey!" Harry turned to them, "We're supposed to be spying, not whispering to each other, I thought you guys were the CIA!"

"We are," EP and PB said in unison, "We just didn't know it was an agency!"

"Okay, we'll pay attention!" EP agreed.

"Party pooper," PB muttered.

"Party!? Where?!" Scipio looked around anxiously.

"SSSHHH!" Everyone whispered to him.

"I wonder where Artemis is…" L21P said thoughtfully.

Halfway up the hill…

"When ::pant:: am I ::pant:: going to ::pant:: finish climbing this freaking HILL?!" Artemis yelled.

Suddenly, the rocks started to shake, and Artemis lost his balance, "Oops…"

Rock slide.

In abuelita's house…

"Monday, I am waiting, Tuesday I am fading, and by Wednesday, I can't sleep!" Dora sang into her fake microphone.

"Fall, with you, I fall so fast," Opal sang into hers with a screechy voice.

"OOOOHHHH!" They both screamed in unison, "it feels like I can finally rest my head on something real, I like the way that feels, OH—"

"You estan singing eso wrong!" Abuelita said, practicing her English/Spanish mix of accents, grabbing the microphone fromDora, "it goes," she started a song fic:

On a Monday, I am waiting
Tuesday, I am fading

"Hey Opal," Dora said, sitting down on the couch, "When do you think this'll be over?"
And by Wednesday, I can't sleep
Then the phone rings, I hear you

"I dunno; you wanna play patty cake?" Opal suggested.
And the darkness is a clear view
Cuz you've come to rescue me

"I don't want to play patty cake!" Dora answered stubbornly, "Let's play 'find Boots'!"

Fall... With you, I fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath, I hope it lasts

"But we always play 'find Boots'!" Opal said exasperatedly.

Ohhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real

"So? Do you have something against Boots?" Dora grabbed the weird monkey and hugged him close to her, "What's wrong with him?"

I like the way that feels
Ohhh

"Nothing, just the fact that you treat a poor animal like filth!" Opal said.

It's as if you know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell

"But YOU cheated on that commander dude you were working with in Artemis Fowl: the Arctic Incident!" Dora shot back.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me

"So? He wasn't a cute fluffy monkey! Let's play patty cake!" Opal grabbed Boots away from Dora.

I am moody, messy
I get restless, and it's senseless

"No, let's play Find Boots!" Dora yelled and took back Boots.
How you never seem to care
When I'm angry, you listen

"Patty Cake!"

Make me happy it's a mission
And you won't stop till I'm there

"Find Boots!"
Fall... Sometimes I fall so fast
Well, I hit that bottom

"Patty Cake!"
Crash, you're all I have

It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels

"Damn you!" Opal yelled back.
Ohhh
It's as if you known me better than I ever knew myself

"Up yours!" Dora screamed.
I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me

"You don't even know me!" Opal stood up at her full height.
How do you know everything I'm about to say?
Am I that obvious?

"I know that you're plotting the Evilmixofstories Device Operation with me!" Dora stood up too, but she was too small, so she stood on her tiptoes.
And if it's written on my face...
I hope it never goes away... yeah
On a Monday, I am waiting

"But its gonna happen next Monday!" Opal shot back, "We have a long time, so it doesn't count!"
and by Tuesday, I am fading into your arms...
So I can breathe

"That doesn't even make sense, let's do something else!" Dora suggested.

Ohhh
It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real

"Let's play 'Find Boots'!" Dora exclaimed.
I like the way that feels
Ohhh

"Or we could play Patty cake!" Opal muttered.
It's as if you've know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell

"Find Boots!"
Ohhh
I love how you can tell

"Patty cake!"
Ohhh
I love how you can tell

"Barbies!" Boots shot back.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me...

"The songs over!" Opal and Dora yelled at him.

"Oh okay," he shrugged and jumped off into the kitchen.

"So," Abuelita cleared her throat and gave back the microphone, "You now know how to sing 'Pieces of Me' by Ashlee Simpson?"

Dora and Opal nodded, as Ashlee popped in and out saying, "Oh yeah!"

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Ella