A Fairy Tale | Interlude

Andie strolled down the second floor corridor slowly, not wanting to go back to the Gryffindor Tower so quickly. She wasn't avoiding anybody. She just wanted to be alone for awhile.

Andie turned the corner and nearly crashed into something. Or rather, someone. Someone wearing something you don't usually find at Hogwarts.

"Sirius, what are you wearing?" Andie asked.

"Glasses," Sirius said coolly, turning to her grinning. No, there are plenty of people that wear glasses at Hogwarts, like James for instance. But nobody--nobody--wore-- "X-ray glasses to be precise," he continued.

"Why are you wearing X-ray glasses? And how do you know about them anyways? They're muggle stuff!"

"Wizards have X-ray glasses too. And they actually work unlike those muggle ones. I got them at Zonko's. And as for why I'm wearing them…" Sirius looked Andie up and down and wolf-whistled. "Damn, girl. I love your curves."

"Sirius! Take them off!"

"I prefer them on," Sirius said joking, eyes rested on her figure.

Andie turned red and grabbed Sirius by his tie. She shoved him against the wall.

"Whoa," he said. "Down, girl."

"Take them off before I take it off for you!"

"My glasses or my pants?"

"I'm serious, Black!"

"Actually, I'm Sirius Black."

"You asshole!"

"Okay, okay," Sirius said. "I'll take it off." Andie backed off as Sirius removed the glasses. "No need to resort to swearing, Andie. We don't want to make your beautiful mouth any fouler, do we?"

"If you value your manhood, however small it may be, Black," Andie said, red in the face and fists clenched, "You'd better knock off your perverted acts before I knock it off." With that, Andie kicked him somewhere that might reduce or prevent his chance to reproduce, and stormed off.

Sirius cried out in pain, and clutched his pants. "Damn it!" he said. Then he added indignantly, "And my it is so not small."

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A/N: A little bonus interlude for you guys. ::Laughs:: It's mostly just for humor. This has something to do with the story, but not much. I just thought of it and wanted to include it in this story, but couldn't find a decent place for it. So, it's just a short, little bonus interlude. Chapter 10 would be up in a few days.

Incase anybody is wondering, this is part of day two (which was chapter 9) of Project Extraterrestrial. Chapter ten would be day three.

:Laughs:: If you have anything to comment about Sirius, I'd love to hear it in a review. I just hope that you know that Sirius was only kidding around with Andie. He's not jerk. A bit of a pervert, yes, but he was ONLY just joking. If you review and start complaining about anything along the line of Sirius being a jerk or whatever, I'll reply back and tell you exactly what I had just said, so please don't waste your time and mine. Thanks in advance.

Thank you everybody for reviewing. Some personally replies are as followed:

Cleopatra Lunare: Thanks for reviewing! You really think I should be a comedian? Am I really good enough?

Juliet-Jane: ::Laughs:: Thank you. You are a very comedic person, you know that? And it's a good thing too! ::Laughs:: You're also an awesome author. I can't believe you're so young and writes so well! Update your stories soon! All of them, but especially Catch Me If You Can. You haven't updated that in a while and I'm really looking forward to more.

Little House Girl: Thank you. And Helen is a beautiful name.

Avery22: You rock!

Aarien Star: Lily is out of character, but it adds to the exaggeration of the potion's effect, which is exactly what I'm aiming for. (Don't worry. I know what's I'm doing.) It was day two when James discovered his horrifying bed. So now, we're on day three.

Lisa Meunier: Right, like I said, Lily's not herself. But that is the point.

FrankieBGoode: Oh wow. I can't believe you're actually reading my story! When're you going to update yours?!

Bella Black: Thanks! I'll try my best with the tenses thing. My grammar skills aren't very good though, but I have a beta! I wonder why she didn't correct that…Anyways, yeah, I know that my chapters are short, but I just can't make them long enough. Sometimes, I want to go on, but my instinct is telling me to save it for the next chapter. Ahem. Anyways, please update *your* story soon. I can't wait for the next chapter!

Disclaimer: None of the characters in this fan fiction belongs to me. They're owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros and a whole lot of other companies and people, but certainly not me. The only ones that belong to me are those that you don't recognize.