Wish Upon a Star Chapter 3: Oh and Granger, a harry potter fanfic

DISCLAIMER-characters aren't mine...some things in this chapter are from wish upon a star, but you probably haven't seen it cuz that was like a Disney movie a long time ago...well a few years anyway. I just happen to have recorded it so we watch it sometimes...

Wish Upon a Star

Chapter 3-Happy Birthday

Hermione knew that this had to be some kind of sick joke. How in the world could this have happened? She must've drunken a potion by accident and morphed into him...or maybe someone put a spell on her to realize her worst fears. Yeah, that could be it. She didn't know what she was going to do. For once, Hermione Granger was clueless.

"Well I may as well get dressed," she sighed to herself.

When Hermione finally found Malfoy's uniform, and put it on, she found that many buttons were torn off or broken. So she fixed them. The robe was a little torn in places, as a kind of style for Draco. She fixed that too. "I'm not going to go around looking like I just had a duel with my robes." Hermione said firmly to herself. "How can he stand this thing? It's so tight?" She made the uniform 2 sizes bigger, grabbed Malfoy's books and headed down to the Great Hall for breakfast. "At least when you're a guy you don't need as much time to get ready or have any important things to do in the morning...WAIT I do have things to do this morning? Where's my schedule??? Dammit, it must be in my room, the room which I fell asleep in but did not wake up in." Just then, she walked into the Great Hall and headed over to her normal seat at the Gryffindor table. But when she got there...she saw... "What!!! How can I be sitting in my seat when I'm right here??...oh no, oh no!!! That must mean...that if I'm in Malfoy's body...he must be in mine!!! Oh no oh no oh no...Malfoy is going to ruin my life!!! Oh no, I can't sit here, but I have to, I can't sit with the Slytherins..." but her train of thought was cut off when she reached the place where her body was sitting.

"Malfoy," she heard Harry say to her. "What are you doing here? Couldn't get enough ferret food at your own table?"

"Uh no I just, do you have a cake?? And what the hell did you do to your uniform!!!"

"No, why? And its none of your business what Hermione did to her uniform" Ron answered.

"I'll be right back." She ran off towards the Slytherin table and saw her eyes follow her all the way there. Then it hit her...seeing all those sleepy people, and the sky above her as she walked... "the shooting star..."

"Pansy."

"Yes my little Drakie poo?"

"I need a cake. Or a pie or something." Hermione said, hoping that Pansy would be obsessive enough to make her one, or conjure one or steal one or something.

"What kind, hunnykins?" Wow this girl is so gullible.

"I don't care; whatever you think my favorite is, just make sure it says Happy Birthday on it."

"Right then, white cake with chocolate chips and vanilla icing." This girl is an obsessive freak......She handed over a lovely cake. It was exactly what she said, only on the top it said in Green icing 'The Happiest Happy Birthday Cake for my Gootchie Goo'. "I guess this will have to work...er, right, thanks Pansy."

She walked over to her body as quickly as possible.

"Hermione Hermione Hermione!!!"

"Hermione Malfoy is calling you."

"Right, yeah" Malfoy said in a sort of groggy voice. You could tell he didn't get a lot of sleep last night. He looked over at his body walking toward him, which gave him a sudden jolt. "Are you serious??? What the heck are you doing to me...err Malfoy???" he said sort of strangely as he addressed himself.

"Oh dear Hermione, I must see you in private...NOW!"

"Well if you insist..." Draco said and dragged his body toward the door before anyone could ask or interfere.

Hermione starts to sing "Happy birthday, happy birthday yadda yadda yadda, now reverse the wish." She said as she held out the cake which now had a burning candle on it.

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh I hate to see myself so confused. Did you see a shooting star last night around 12:30?"

"Oh my god I did...which means..."

"We both saw the star at the same time, and we both must have made the same wish." She finished for him.

"Well then...I'll make a wish."

He looked like a squirrel trying to figure out where his tail went. It was not a good look for Hermione.

"I wish that I was back in my own body." He took a deep breath and was about to blow out the flame when...

"You IDIOT!!! You don't say the wish out loud! Then it won't come true!!! ARRRG!!!"

"Sorry"

"Oh, you must be tired. You must have gotten a shock, waking up early enough to actually have time to get ready, Mr.Wake-up-15-minutes-before-breakfast!!!"

"Yeah well at least I'm not an obsessive perfectionist who has to get up 2 hours early, and at EXACTLY 5:12AM who has THAT many things to do before breakfast. I mean if you saw the star after midnight, you get less then 5 hours of sleep. Then you have to run around and do these stupid things you don't really have to do. God Granger, if it wasn't for that stupid giggler Lavender I'd have had 7 hours of sleep instead of less then 5!!! AND I wouldn't have done all those STUPID things on your precious schedule. God how do you LIVE THIS WAY!!!"

"Well at least I'm organized and I know how to manage my time wisely!"

"Yeah, so you'll die of old age when you turn 20!!!"

"Shut up Malfoy."

"Do you know how wrong it sounds to see myself telling me to shut up?"

"Yeah it sounds kind of funny too...hahaha"

"Oh this is gonna be great, I can mess up your perfect reputation and get you to answer some questions wrong without having to think of a complicated spell!!! Wooooo!!!"

"We have to switch back, now."

"I don't see how..."

"Come with me."

Hermione dragged herself to the bathroom, and muttered a spell that put a large ceramic pig with a whole at the top in her arm. She sat down near a toilet, grabbed her hand, and poured some pennies into it, and the hand of Malfoy.

"What's that?" he asked as if he were looking at a tap-dancing meatloaf.

"It's a wishing well. Make a wish, and throw in a coin."

"Are you serious???"

"Do it ferret." She said as she started tossing coins into the toilet.

"You are crazy." He said, but also threw some coins into the toilet.

"Are we back yet??"

"No."

"I have one more idea..." She ran back to the Great Hall, with her body a few paces ahead of her since she wasn't used to running with an extra 50 pounds or so on her. When she got there, she told Pansy to conjure a chicken, and to make all the meat disappear.

"Why the heck would you want a chicken without the chicken??"

"Trust me"

"Right..."

She pulled the wishbone out of the chicken, told herself to think of a wish really really hard, and when she counts to 3 to pull at it. After it breaks, whoever gets the part with the top still attached gets their wish.

"Ready?.............okay..............1.....................2....................3"

They both pulled, but the wishbone broke in 3 pieces instead of 2. They each got one exactly the same size, and the top now lay on the floor. (A/N-that happened to me and my sister, no lie)

"AHHH! What are the odds of THAT!!!!!!!!!" Hermione screamed. Except that it was Draco's voice that echoed throughout the Great Hall.

"Haha...someone or something must really want us to be each other!!!"

"Ugh, this is going to be a loooong day."

"Right well, just so you know, if you ever do get you're body back, its engaged to Weasley. I didn't want to break his poor little heart and say no, but if we never switch back I might have to...but I looked into the kindness of my heart and said I would marry him. Your wedding is in April."

Hermione just groaned.

"Oh and Granger..."

"What now"

"I have to go to the bathroom..."

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Draco was tired. He didn't want to do the stuff on Hermione's stupid little schedule, but he knew if he didn't he'd get bugged by Lavender all day. That, in the end, he decided would be worse.

So he picked up the schedule and looked at it.

Schedule for Thursday

5:12AM-Wake up

5:13AM-Get Dressed

5:18AM-Get Books Together

5:20AM-Sit down and gossip with Lavender

5:25AM-Brush up on Potions

5:35AM-Brush up on Care of Magical Creatures

5:45AM-Brush up on Herbology

5:55AM-Brush up on Transfiguration

6:05AM-Brush up on Charms

6:15AM-Brush up on History of Magic

6:25AM-Brush up on Arithmancy

6:35AM-Brush up on Ancient Runes

6:45AM-Brush up on Muggle Studies

6:55AM-Brush up on Defense Against the Dark Arts

7:05AM-Meet Harry and Ron in the Common Room

7:07AM-Make practice N.E.W.T. questions

7:17AM-Write a letter to Mum and Dad

7:23AM-Ask Ron and Harry why they got in late last night

7:31AM-Head down to the Great Hall

7:37AM-Wait for Great Hall to open

7:45AM-Breakfast

8:15AM-Head to Care of Magical Creatures

......and so on...

"Oh my god, does she do this every morning? I do enough homework in one night to last me a lifetime. Why does she do that, extra work, and study every subject in the morning???

"You'd better get going, you're already behind schedule!!" Lavender shouted from the closet. She had been getting Hermione's robes for her. "Awwww man" Draco thought. "I never would have found them...I'd have walked around looking like this all day, Granger would've gotten such a kick out of that!"

Draco went into the bathroom and put on the uniform. It was a little big, pretty loose. He tightened it, and put it on without a few buttons. The skirt went below his knees. "I'll have to fix that for her." And he took a foot off of the skirt, so now it was a good 6 inches above the knees. "That's better."

He then tried to get back on the schedule.

"Okay Lavender. I guess its time to gossip."

"Right, well I just have one thing to say today. Parvati's uncle's friend's cousin's neighbor's son's friend's dog's vet's aunt knows Ron's brothers girlfriends mother and she had said that Bill and her daughter (Jaimee) are getting married. He proposed to her last night. She also said that her Jaimee said that Bill said that Fred and George said that they were playing truth or dare with Ron and Ginny, and they dared him to fake-propose to you! Haha...I thought that was so funny. Its cute though, don't you think?"

"Wow...that's...er...interesting. When is this going to happen?"

"At breakfast."

"That's just wonderful"

"So, what's your gossip?"

"Well," Draco racked his mind for something to tell her, he would have to tell her something about himself. There was nothing else he could possibly think of with this short of notice.

"Draco Malfoy wears black and silver polka dotted boxers when he sleeps."

"Are you serious???"

"Yeah."

"That is soooo cool!!"

"Right, I've got to get on with my schedule now, talk to you later then"

"What do you mean? We study together!"

Malfoy groaned, and for the next hour and 40 minutes, he brushed up on every Hogwarts class Hermione took, of course he was clueless when it came to Muggle Studies and Arithmancy, but at least he didn't have to do Divination.

"Well, now I've got to go. I'll talk to you later."

"Bye!"

Draco went down to the Gryffindor common room to find Harry and Ron waiting at the bottom of the stairs.

"What are you two looking at?"

"Nothing nothing. Are you ready for that N.E.W.T. thing you're making us do?"

"Why would you two agree to that?"

"We talked about this Hermione..." Ron responded, blushing slightly.

"Tell me you idiot."

"Okay okay okay! You said that you were going to sit with me at breakfast and help me cram for the Care of Magical Creatures exam if we did this N.E.W.T. thing with you."

"Oh, right. Let's get started."

So they created practice questions, switched papers, answered the questions and gave the papers back to their owners.

"We'll grade these at lunch I've got to write a letter to my parents...actually, I think I'll hold off on that, I'm running late anyway. So, where were you guys last night?"

"We...er...Ron?" Harry started questioningly.

"We were, out studying in the library," Ron said.

"Yeah, right. I don't believe you."

"Well I'll tell you later okay? I just remembered I've forgotten my Care of Magical Creatures book upstairs."

"Fine."

Draco headed down to the Great Hall with Harry. They waited for the doors to open, and then sat down at the table. Ron came in a few minutes later...and asked Hermione (well, Draco) to follow him.

"Hermione...what are you wearing?"

"None of your damn business!"

"Sorry...well, anyway...I was just wondering..."

Ron got down on one knee and took Hermione's hand. Draco laughed his butt off inside his head.

"Will...will...will you..."

"Will I what?"

"Will you...m-m-m-marry me?"

Hmm, maybe if I say yes it'll piss Granger off. I'd like to see the look on her face when she hears this one...

"Yes Ron. Let's get married in April. And I will wear what I want, so don't you dare ask me 'What are you wearing?" ever ever again."

"Er..."

"Right then. Lets study!"

They made their way back to the table and sat down. A few minutes later his body walked over to him as quickly as possible.

"Malfoy," he heard Harry say to her. "What are you doing here? Couldn't get enough ferret food at your own table?"

"Uh no I just, do you have a cake?? And what the hell did you do to your uniform Hermione!!!"

"No, why? And its none of your damn business what Hermione did to her uniform!" Ron answered, looking a bit scared and shaken.

"I'll be right back." She ran off towards the Slytherin table and Draco's eyes followed her all the way there. He turned his head back and continued eating his breakfast, feeling extremely tired.

"Hermione Hermione Hermione!!!" she yelled, but he still wasn't used to being called that, so he didn't turn.

"Hermione Malfoy is calling you." Ron told him.

"Right, yeah" he said in a sort of groggy voice. You could tell he didn't get a lot of sleep last night. He looked over at his body walking toward him, which gave him a sudden jolt. "Are you serious??? What the heck are you doing to me ...err Malfoy???" he said sort of strangely as he addressed himself.

"Oh dear Hermione, I must see you in private...NOW!"

"Well if you insist..." Draco said and dragged Hermione toward the door before anyone could ask or interfere.

Hermione starts to sing "Happy birthday, happy birthday yadda yadda yadda, now reverse the wish." She said as she held out the cake which now had a burning candle on it.

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh I hate to see myself so confused. Did you see a shooting star last night around 12:30?" That's when it hit him...the shooting star...

"Oh my god I did...which means..."

"We both saw the star at the same time, and we both must have made the same wish." She finished for him. "Well then...I'll make a wish."

He looked like a squirrel trying to figure out where his tail went. It was not a good look for Hermione.

"I wish that I was back in my own body." He took a deep breath and was about to blow out the flame when...

"You IDIOT!!! You don't say the wish out loud! Then it won't come true!!! ARRRG!!!"

"Sorry"

"Oh, you must be tired. You must have gotten a shock, waking up early enough to actually have time to get ready, Mr.Wake-up-15-minutes-before-breakfast!!!"

"Well at least I'm organized and I know how to manage my time wisely!"

"Yeah, so you'll die of old age when you turn 20!!!"

"Shut up Malfoy."

"Do you know how wrong it sounds to see myself telling me to shut up?"

"Yeah it sounds kind of funny too...hahaha"

"Oh this is gonna be great, I can mess up your perfect reputation and get you to answer some questions wrong without having to think of a complicated spell!!! Wooooo!!!"

"We have to switch back, now."

"I don't see how..."

"Come with me."

Hermione dragged herself to the bathroom, and muttered a spell that put a large ceramic pig with a whole at the top in her arm. She sat down near a toilet, grabbed Draco's hand, and poured some pennies into it and her own.

"What's that?" he asked as if he were looking at a tap-dancing meatloaf.

"It's a wishing well. Make a wish, and throw in a coin."

"Are you serious???"

"Do it ferret." She said as she started tossing coins into the toilet.

"You are crazy." He said, but also threw some coins into the toilet.

"Are we back yet??"

"No."

"I have one more idea..." She ran back to the Great Hall, with Draco a few paces ahead of her since she wasn't used to running with an extra 50 pounds or so on her. When she got there, she told Pansy to conjure a chicken, and to make all the meat disappear.

"Why the heck would you want a chicken without the chicken??"

"Trust me"

"Right..."

She pulled the wishbone out of the chicken, told Draco to think of a wish really really hard, and when she counts to 3 to pull at it. After it breaks, whoever gets the part with the top still attached gets their wish.

"Ready?.............okay..............1.....................2....................3"

They both pulled, but the wishbone broke in 3 pieces instead of 2. They each got one exactly the same size, and the top now lay on the floor. A/N-that happened to me and my sister, no lie.) Draco smiles to himself,

"AHHH! What are the odds of THAT!!!!!!!!!" Hermione screamed. Except that it was Draco's voice that echoed throughout the Great Hall.

"Haha...someone or something must really want us to be each other!!!"

"Ugh, this is going to be a loooong day."

"Right well, just so you know, if you ever do get you're body back, it's engaged to Weasley. I didn't want to break his poor little heart and say no, but if we never switch back I might have to...but I looked into the kindness of my heart and said I would marry him. Your wedding is in April."

Hermione just groaned.

"Oh and Granger..."

"What now"

"I have to go to the bathroom..."

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A/N-So this chapter is a lot longer, but kindof repetitive, but I couldn't just skip the parts I had already put in the first part because then I'd have to skip Draco's morning...and yeah. Well the weekend is coming up so I'll have lots of time then to write this...wink...thanx for sticking around:-)