(Okay, final chapter coming up! Well, this has been one fun story but I gotta end it somewhere, and we all have to know if they made it to that state park in Texas. So in this chapter you'll see….
ACTION!
ADVENTURE!
DRAMA!
ROMANCE! (Not!)
HUMOR!
Not to mention a cameo by a random mystery character(s)! Yep! This chapter will have it all! And of course I have to stall ya before you read it! YES!
Before we begin, I drew a picture of Akiro and Sabina, so if you want to see what they look like, click the following link:
http:elfwood.lysator.liu.se/art/l/i/lizziebeth/cartoon1copy.jpg.html
Credits:
Snowflake, Wart, and Changeling are © TurquoisePheonix
Ech, Roo, and Antiroo are © Time Traveling Echidna
Ojo is © Cocho
Ripta is © Darkeiya
Don't forget that everyone will be acting in and out of character, so expect everything that's unexpected!
(Note: The musical number may seem off at times, but then again how many words can you find that rhyme with 'Texas'?)
And now here's the final everything-packed last chapter!!!!!
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The dawn broke with a loud crash, waking our heroes. Dramatic action music played as they hurried to shower, eat breakfast, and watch the news. "Let's watch cartoons." Akiro suggested. "They're usually much more enlightening than the news." He explained as he switched channels. "And Spyro, turn off the CD player. That action music is starting to get on my nerves."
"It's just for proper motivation." Spyro muttered as he turned it off. Elora hopped in the driver's seat, buckled up, and sped off down the highway.
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road a--
"Sabina! Hunter! Will you please stop that singing?!" shouted Bianca. Hunter put down the sheet music. "What? We were just trying to liven up the story!" He whined. Spyro thought a moment. "Hmm…a musical….that sounds like fun!"
"Huh?"
Spyro stood on the table. "What I mean is, why not make our own musical to pass the time?" Sabina and Hunter jumped up and down excitedly. "Wow, really?" they asked. Spyro nodded. Akiro put on a top hat. "Sounds like a plan to me! Someone start some music!" Bianca, who was now in a red sequined dress, played an opening on the piano. A spotlight shone on Sabina, who was in a blue sequined gown and holding a microphone. Bianca played a slow, steady ballad as Sabina sang:
"It was just a day like any other,
learning to fly along with my brother,
Someday we'd succeed, it's so true.
We glided on down, and what did we see?
A seemingly fast-moving, brand new RV.
Yes we hit it, and it was then that I knew..."
The music sped up, and drums and a band joined in, creating a lively beat. Akiro stepped into the light, wearing a top hat and tuxedo top. He and Sabina did a dance number as they sang:
"We're all going on a road trip! A road trip!
To where, who care? Oh yes.
A road trip, to where, you may guess.
To some state park in Texas!"
Another spotlight turned on. Spyro and Hunter, both wearing top hats and tuxes started doing a tap dancing number as the lively music continued.
"The keys were there, or so they say.
The tank was full, so what the hey?
We got ourselves a mobile home!
And now look just how far we've come,
Maybe not the brightest thing we've done,
But it to a state park is where we plan to roam!
Bianca and Elora joined them, Elora in a green sequined gown. Together, the six of them performed a complicated dance of twists and turns and cartwheels as they sang.
"We're all going on a road trip! A road trip!
To where, who care? Oh yes.
A road trip, to where, you may guess.
To some state park in Texas!"
Hunter and Bianca got on the ice that had just appeared and did a figure skating routine.
Elora- We were having such fun, when our journey did start.
Hunter-We got big t-shirts on a trip to Wal-Mart.
Elora- It was all so much fun, it was hardly a bore.
Hunter-Saw the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, a car wash and more.
Elora- We met lots of really cool biker-type guys...
Hunter- ...and dragged Moneybags through a field of cacti!
As hunter sang out the last line, Elora leaped gracefully through the air and Hunter caught her. The six of them danced up a flight of stairs around multi-colored spotlights.
"We're all going on a road trip! A road trip!
To where, who care? Oh yes.
A road trip, to where, you may guess.
To some state park in Texas!"
Hunter- We'll be havin' some fun!
Elora- And there's more snacks to come!
Spyro- To make a decent fanfic for you!
Bianca- We've beat up Joe the Sheep!
Akiro- Made that stupid bear weep!
Sabina-And who knows what else we will do?
All- and now that we've come all this way,
there's really only one thing left to say.
Not really a moral, but maybe a gloat.
'Cause we're starting to run out of rhymes.
Not only that, but we're short of time.
So in the spare tank keep all your root beer floats!
They had made it to the top of the stairs, and as they sang the final chorus, the music launched into an even louder finale. In the background, doing a sort of can-can were Snowflake, Wart and Changeling. (Don't ask.)
We're going on a road trip! Yes, a road trip!
To where, you might be guessin'.
A road trip! Yes a road trip!
To some state park in Texas!
Wart accidentally kicked Changeling who immediately turned around and chased him off the set. Snowflake shrugged and followed them off.
It's a road trip, a road trip!
Spyro-To some state park
Elora- some state park...
Sabina- We're going to
Akiro- going to
All- Some state park in Texaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!
The six of them formed an upside-down human pyramid as they sang out the last lines and the music gave a final fanfare. The guys were still wearing the shiny tuxes, and the girls were still in the slinky sequined dresses. "That was fun!" exclaimed Akiro.
"Hey guys?" asked Sabina. "Yeah?" asked Bianca.
"Who's driving?"
They looked at the front of the RV, and made a mad dash for the wheel. "Steer! Steer!" yelled Hunter. He grabbed the wheel and turned it hard, before the RV drove itself off a cliff. "Watch out for that brick wall crossing!" screamed Elora.
"I see it! I see it!"
He turned right before they hit the brick wall. "Okay! My turn!" shouted Elora. She pulled Hunter out of the seat and quickly claimed it. "Oh great, now I'm bored." Hunter muttered.
Bianca patted him on the back. "It's okay. If you want something to do, why don't you read the RV owner's manual and see if there are any bonus features we should know about. Hunter leaped into the passenger's seat and pulled the manual out of the glove compartment.
"Says here we've got a moon roof."
"Neat!"
"And we have cruise control, anti-lock brakes, spare soap in the bathroom, complimentary cake in the overhead compartment...."
"Not anymore." Elora mumbled to herself. Hunter ignored her and continued on. "Secret compartment leading to a wine cellar, automatic defense system, and a big green button labeled 'Dramatic Action Sequence'."
"That sounds like fun!" exclaimed Akiro. "Let's see if we can find that button!" They looked around. "Do you suppose that could be it?" Spyro asked, motioning to a green button surrounded by blinking neon signs that said "Dramatic Action Sequence Button"
"You could be right, there, Spyro."
Hunter pushed the button.
Suddenly, the outside of the RV was instantly converted so it looked like a super-cool silver spy RV. Everyone was suddenly wearing skintight black suits and sunglasses. "Here we go!" squealed Sabina. The highway started going through a blurred tunnel of bright colors.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Who's that laughing evilly?" asked Spyro. They all looked out the window. Moneybags was driving beside them on a motorcycle.
"It's him!" exclaimed Bianca. "And he finally got a mode of transportation that isn't humorous!" Moneybags pulled out a really big gun. "Alright! Are you gonna give me back my RV quietly, or do I have to force you to hand it over?" he demanded. Spyro quickly pushed the automatic defense button. Immediately, a big chainsaw sprouted from the side of the RV. "Eh, I think we'll hang onto it for the rest of the trip." Hunter said smoothly.
Moneybags pressed a button on his motorcycle and it produced an even bigger chainsaw. "I said give it!" Elora pressed another button, this one producing a really big flyswatter. The evil fat bear gasped! "A flyswatter? Grrr, you little... take this!" He pressed another button, this one producing a laser cannon. Hunter pressed another button in the RV and it too produced a laser cannon.
They were all suddenly dressed like Star Wars characters. "Its laser duel time!" yelled Spyro. He pulled out a light-saber. "Someone figure out how to operate the laser cannon while we hold him off." Akiro and Sabina pulled out the instruction manual and began reading.
Moneybags pulled out a two-sided light-saber. "You asked for it!" He, Spyro, Hunter, Bianca and Elora jumped from their vehicles and clashed in the middle. Spyro's saber hit the end of Moneybag's and pushed it back a little. It was four against one, balanced between two speeding vehicles. One wrong move would send someone hurling towards the ground to be splattered all over the asphalt and-
"Hold it right there!"
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Okay, because this chapter was so long I had to cut it somewhere. Please continue on to the next chapter to hear the ending. Oh, and the fan character copyrights I mentioned above still apply to the next part of the chapter.
