Disclaimer- there is no need for one since this has nothing to do with anything... well except pie and the world at large. I must leave you to read on on your own for I am currently being chased down by giant man eating squirrlies who dont seem to realize I'm not a man.
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Like Monkeys in a Pignoodle
by -Annoying 1/zim/anonomus & Annoying 2/Grrrr/anonomus
"Whats a potato?"
"That tis a complicated question young master." The cold comanding voice paused for a moment in consideration.
"I do not no."
"chicken..."
"Well that depends..."
((yes i'm aware this is random. eat my shorts))
"depends on wwwhhhaaattt????"
"well... the weather of course. If a duck sits on a bannana it will grow an extra head which will cause a nuclear reaction in the basis of all life as we know it. Which will cause it to rain."
"But master WhY?"
"eat my shorts."
"NEVVVEEEEERRRRR!!!"
"You will eat my shorts for they taste rather like cucumbers."
"No I SHALL NOT! they make meh cough!"
"NO ACK You ACK hurt ACK me ACk with ACK your ACKISHNES illeteracy!!! Ack must ack DIE ack NOW!!!"
"ack"
clapping
"so... now that hes dead... ParTAY!"
The fat chubby dog of doom starts dancing in a pile of pie.
Just then! something happens! hold on must determine what that something is... whispers can be herd in background right we've reached a conclusion! A giant pickle with a monkey brain has sucked out lil' fat doggies insides!
dah end