Disclaimer: We dun't owns it...-pissed elves glare at Bird and Kath- Elrond: Since when did I become a violent cretin who cannot speak properly!? Thranduil: Come on Rondy, I think it is a refreshing change from your normal demeanor... Bird: Yeah, haven't you ever had the urge to punch Aragorn? Elrond: Well, I...um... -is at a loss of words- Thranduil:You know you have, and look, someone has given you that opportunity...

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Elrohir watched pensively as his father, crazed and pissed, chasedAragorn around the Last Homely Trailer.

Just moments before, Elrond had walked into the stable to prepare a horse to go riding. Some interesting moaning and groaning sounds had distracted him, and he had walked over to inspect the stall from whichthe noisecame.

First off, he'd never wanted tosee Aragorn naked. Second, he hadn't wanted to know just HOW flexible his daughter was. Thirdly...well, there was no third one because at that point the shock had worn off, and he'd jumped into "father-who-was-going-to-kill-his-daughter's-lover" mode.

After Arwen had been able to pry her father's fingers from around Aragorn's neck, Aragorn had been able to escape and pull his pants up andtie them. But that was about it, as Elrond had once again launched himself at Aragorn and was now chasing him around Rivendell.

At that moment is when Elrohir, in defeat, had sat down on a stumpto watch his father and sister's lover run around like crazed animals.

Elladan came and joined him.

"Come'on, 'Ro, it ain't that bad."

Elrohir hmmphed.

"She could be knocked up."

Just then, Celebrian ran out of the trailer chasing Arwen. Galadriel followed close behind. Arwen ran and hid behind her two brothers, seeking their protection. Celebrian stopped right in front of the two elves.

"Don't ya two be protectin' that thar hussy!" Galadriel placed a calming hand her daughter, hoping that she could keep her granddaughter from being killed.

"Mama, it cain't be all that bad; whut you do, Wennie." Elladan looked back at his sister.

"That thar sister of yers is knocked up! By that thar 'uman!"

Elrond and Gornie both stopped in shock and stared at the five elves.

"CEBBY, WHUT YOU SAYS!?" Elrond roared, losing control of his fist and knocking Aragorn unconscious.

Galadriel went behind the twins and wrapped her arms protectively around Arwen.

"Jest ya'll hold on wun minute. Now Wennie, tell us whut's goin' on." Galadriel smiled warmly at the trembling girl. Aragorn stomped over, rubbing his jaw after he'd come to.

"Yeah, Wennie, you knocked up, and whose is it?" Aragorn narrowed his eyes at Arwen, knowing full of her relationship with Legolas.

Not sure of what to say to the six elves crowded around her and glaring at her, Wennie blushed, and stammered.

"Y-y-yep, Ah's be knocked up mama and daddy. But..." She paused for a moment, giving Aragorn an apologetic look. "But it ain't Gornie's."

Everyone leaned in real close expectantly.

"Its Bubba Greenleaf's."

Poor Aragorn was once again knocked unconsciousas Elrond lost control of his fist again.