Disclaimer: I no own yyh so you no sue.
Klw: I can't believe haven't updated this fic in what, about 7 months. 'gets hit by random fruits and vegetables' Well, I desevred that.
Hiei: Cause you're lazy. and yea, you did.
Klw glares at Hiei: Damare. But anywho, sorry for the extremely long wait but I made this chapter extra long.
Kurama: Yea, 8 pages on Microsoft word.
Klw: Haven't written that much in a while
Hiei: once again, laziness.
Klw: Well, I won't bore you people anymore so ONWARD!!
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Chapter 5
It's called acting
(And Hiei will now be called she instead of he)
"Nnn...." Hiei moans slightly as she comes too. Hiei looks around wearily," Doko.…?" She remembers what happened," Dammit..." Hiei sits up and leans against the wall," Damn it to hell!"
"Look, what's done is done so get over it." Genkai says calmly as she sips her tea.
Hiei looks at her," So, I'm at your temple?"
Genkai nods," Yes."
"Where is everyone?" Hiei asks.
"The dimwit and Kurama just came back after trying to find Yukina after she ran off." Genkai responds calmly.
Hiei stares at Genkai before looking downward," She ran off?
Genkai looks up at Hiei," Yea, Kurama said it was too much for her to deal with all at once so she ran off."
"I guess she really hates me." Hiei says with a hint of sadness in her voice.
"That's the least of your worries." Genkai says.
Hiei looks up at her," What do you mean?"
"What she means, is that even Koenma does not know the antidote for this spell." Kurama calmly says as he walks into the room, with Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara behind him.
Hiei stares at Kurama before looking away," Hn, it's not like I need his help anyway."
"Hiei, look we're just trying to help you." Yusuke says.
Hiei hns.
Kurama walks over to Hiei," So, Hiei, would you care to explain how this all started?"
Hiei nods," Fine. If you honestly want to know, I'll tell you. I happened probably about 80 maybe 90 years ago, after I had gotten my Jagan eye...
---Flashback---(What Hiei's saying will be in )
One night, I was fighting a youkai by the name of Azuhi.
Hiei was standing in a fighting pose, with his katana in hand, while Azuhi had just picked himself up off the ground. Hiei was somewhat injured but most of the wounds were just tiny scratches while Azuhi was soiled in blood.
"Why don't you plead for mercy, maybe then I'll give you a quick and painless death." Hiei says emotionlessly.
Azuhi grins and looks up at Hiei," You don't have to worry me, just worry about yourself."
Hiei spits to the side," Feh. Now you die." Hiei then charges at Azuhi with his katana.
Azuhi closes his eyes and starts chanting something.
A light blue light gathers around Hiei.
Azuhi finishes his chant and the blue light around Hiei vanishes.
Hiei falls on his knees, breathing heavily,' What the hell did he do?! My body feels as if it gained a ton.' He notices strands of long black hair hanging down. He looks downward and his eyes widen as he sees that he has breasts. He glares at Azuhi," What the hell did you do to me!?"
He blinks several times seeing that Azuhi was no longer in front of him. Hiei stands up and looks around when he feel some one pin him up against a tree, holding his hands above his head, which made him drop his katana.
Azuhi grins as he tightens his grip on Hiei's hands," I just made you into a full blood Koorime. That is half of your blood, is it not?"
Hiei growls," Teme yarou...."
"Now, now, no need to use such language." Azuhi says as he gently runs his hand down the middle of Hiei's chest. He then looks straight into Hiei's eyes," This shall be a special curse that I place on you. Every time when the moon is full or there is no moon, you shall become a full-blooded Koorime at midnight for a full 24 hours. It cannot be removed without the antidote but you shall only get the antidote if you find it and I am the only one who knows what it is."
Hiei growls.
Azuhi then forcefully kisses Hiei on the lips.
Hiei's eyes widen and he tries to get him off but fails.
Azuhi ends the kiss and looks Hiei in the eye," Remember this. You shall never defeat me." Azuhi then vanishes and Hiei falls to the ground on his knees.
He leans against the tree and slides down it," Damn him...."
---End Flashback---
"So the reason you didn't kill him is because he turned you into a girl?" Yusuke asks.
Hiei nods," I was too surprised to fight back."
Suddenly Botan runs into the room with a bag. She trips over her own feet and falls flat on her face," I'm okay..." She gets up and looks at Hiei," So what Koenma-sama is true. Hiei really got turned into a girl."
Hiei growls.
"Botan, what are you doing here?" Yusuke asks annoyedly, knowing that Koenma probably sent her to tell them that they got another mission.
"I just thought that maybe Hiei needed some knew clothes." Botan says with a smile.
"Hn, I am not wearing any of the clothes that you brought." Hiei coldly says.
Botan pulls out a black shirt," Come on Hiei. They're black.."
"And your clothes are also dirty." Keiko adds.
Hiei sighs," Fine."
Botan smiles," OK THEN! Hiei let's go to the bathroom and..... HIEI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Hiei, who had just taken off her shirt, looks at Botan," Taking off my clothes."
Kurama blushes intensely as does Kuwabara, while Genkai slaps herself, Keiko and Botan sigh, while Yusuke didn't mind this at all.
"Go ahead Hiei. You can undress here." Yusuke says while drooling.
SLAP!
Keiko had just slapped Yusuke really hard," Perv!"
Botan walks over to Hiei and helps her up," Hiei, one thing about being a girl is that you can't take off your shirt unless you have a bra on and even then you shouldn't do it in public."
Hiei cocks an eyebrow," What on earth is a bra?"
Botan sighs," Hiei, we'll show you."
Keiko nods.
"But first you need get dressed." Botan says as she and Keiko push Hiei into the bathroom.
---In the bathroom---
Hiei and Keiko were watching Botan as she was digging through her bag, throwing random clothes out of it.
"Okay, here. I think this black tank top should fit you perfectly." Botan says as she hands Hiei a black tank top.
Hiei looks at it then puts it on.
Botan smiles," Perfect fit!"
Keiko nods," Now, which do you rather skirt, shorts, or pants?"
"Anything other then a skirt." Hiei calmly says.
Keiko looks through Botan's bag and hands Hiei a pair of black capris," I think these will look good on you."
Hiei takes off her pants and puts on the capris.
"Perfect! Hiei, you look great!" Botan exclaims, then gets out a pair of black combat boots," And here are some shoes for you."
Hiei puts them on then looks at herself in the mirror," Hn. I don't feel comfortable."
"You'll get used to it after a while." Keiko says as she picks up the clothes and puts them back in the bag.
Botan grabs Hiei's arm," Let's show the others how you look!"
"You have three seconds to let go of me before a slit your arm off." Hiei coldly says.
Botan sweat drops and lets go of Hiei's arm.
--- Outside---
"But you gotta admit, Hiei looks hot as a chick." Yusuke says as the image of Hiei taking off her shirt runs through his mind.
Kurama sighs," Yusuke, Hiei is a guy. This is only temporary."
"Kurama, even you have to admit Hiei looks good." Yusuke says as he looks at Kurama.
Kurama sighs just as Botan and Keiko walks out of the bathroom, with Hiei behind them.
"So, what do you think?" Keiko asks.
Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara stare at Hiei, which was really annoying her.
Hiei glares at them," Well?"
The guys then start laughing.
Yusuke walks over to Hiei," Hiei, if you want to, I'll fight for you just so you won't break a nail."
Hiei glares at him.
"Yea, Hiei. If you want to, I'll even bring extra make-up for you just incase you smudge yours." Kuwabara says with a grin.
Hiei growls then looks at Kurama," Well, fox, what do you have to say?"
Kurama smiles," If you need good shampoo, use herbal essences. The 2 in 1 works the best and that way your hair won't get ruined and you won't complain."
Hiei growls and stomps back into the bathroom.
Keiko and Botan glare at the guys then walk back in the bathroom and shut the door.
The guys then look at each other.
"Yusuke, you're right." Kurama says.
Kuwabara nods," Yea."
Yusuke grins," See, like I said, Hiei looks hot as a chick."
---In the bathroom---
"If they're gonna talk like that to me, I just rather stay in here." Hiei says as she leans against the wall.
Keiko thinks for a minute before she gets an idea," Well, there is a way we could change it so they won't treat you differently."
Hiei looks up at her," Oh really? How?"
"It's called acting." Keiko calmly says.
"What do you mean?"
"What I mean is act like that, only worse as in you want them. Seduce them, make them afraid." Keiko says as an evil grin spreads across her face.
"I don't get it."
"I'll explain after Botan gets you a bra." Keiko says as she looks at Botan," And bring a few Chobits mangas."
Botan smiles," Okay! Be right back!" With that, Botan runs out of the bathroom.
---5 minutes later---
Botan runs into the room with 4 Chobits mangas and another large bag," I'm back!" She dumps the contents of the bag on the floor. Bras were scattered around the floor.
Hiei looks at them before looking up at Keiko and Botan," What are those for?"
"We'll show you. Now take off your shirt and start trying different ones on." Keiko says as she starts scanning through the Chobits mangas.
Botan smiles," The bras are all new or almost new. Here I'll help you try them on."
---3 minutes later---
Hiei's eyebrow was twitching madly," No way in hell am I wearing this thing."
"Well, unless you want your chest to be bouncing up and down, you'll wear it." Botan says as she puts away all the extra bras.
Hiei hns.
Keiko looks at Hiei," Hiei, I'll show you what I meant if you just come over here for a moment."
Hiei walks over to Keiko.
"Okay, now listen. You have to act seductive. Make your voice sound sexy, seductive, slightly sweet. But you can't do this just by talking, you have act it, show it." Keiko calmly says as she pick up a manga.
Hiei blinks questioningly," What do you mean?"
Keiko points to a page," Look at this page. Look at how she's on top of him, giving him a clear view down her shirt, or the bra strap slowly sliding down the shoulder......"
--- 18 minutes later outside the bathroom---
The guys were all getting impatient.
"Kami, why the hell does it take so long for the girls to get out of the bathroom!?" Yusuke yells in frustration.
Kurama looks over at Yusuke," Be patient and give them time."
Botan, Keiko and Hiei walk out of the room.
Yusuke notices white straps near the black ones of the tank top. He grins," I see you got your first bra Hiei."
Hiei nods," Yea. Actually, I think it just got unbuckled. Kuwabara...." Hiei walks over to Kuwabara and lets the straps of the tank top and bra slowly slide down her shoulders," Fix my bra for me." Hiei says in a very sexy voice
Kuwabara's eyes widen as he watches the straps slowly slide down Hiei's arm. Kuwabara's nose starts to bleed and then he passes out.
Kurama's and Yusuke's eyes widen.
Yusuke walks over to Hiei," Dude, Hiei are you feeling okay?"
Hiei turns around, while smiling seductively," Of course Yusuke-kun." She then pulls him closer and then she whispers something in his ear," Do me."
Yusuke promptly passes out, twitching slightly with a goofy grin on his face.
Kurama stares wide eyed at Hiei before tripping and falling backwards landing on his ass.
Hiei walks over to Kurama and kneels next to him. She moves closer to him so her face would be right above his, also giving Kurama a clear view down her shirt. She grins," You know, that if I wanted to, I could rape you."
Kurama gulps.
Hiei then licks her lips.
Kurama's breathing gets heavy but the he hears laughing. He sees Keiko and Botan laughing. He looks at Hiei.
Hiei grins," Gotchya." She gets up.
Kurama stares disbelievingly at Hiei before getting up, while Yusuke was staring at Hiei and Kuwabara was getting up.
Hiei smirks smugly before looking up at them," Treat me different, I treat you different."
"Fine, we won't treat you differently, just please don't do that again." Kurama says.
"Well, I can't say that that wasn't entertaining but we have some matters to discuss." Teenage Koenma says as he walks in the room.
"What matters?" Kurama asks.
Koenma gets out a piece of paper," Well, like the effects of this little curse and the fact we can't seem to find an antidote."
"Hn. What effects?" Hiei asks as she leans against the wall.
Koenma looks up at Hiei," Well, since this curse made you a girl, you might act differently."
Hiei glares," Hn. I was acting."
"Yes, yes, I know but I mean later on." Koenma says.
"Look, I have never acted different before."
"But it was only for 24 hours. This is going to last over 24 hours. It already is about 36 hours." Koenma calmly says.
Hiei glares," Hn, it's not like I'll fall in love with one of them."
"No, not like that. I mean like getting more emotional, or hyper."
"Me, hyper. Heh, that would be the day hell freezes over"
Koenma sweat drops," Actually, hell did freeze over yesterday due to a blizzard."
Hiei glares," Hn. I was being sarcastic."
"I know but I'm just saying."
Hiei rolls her eyes," Look, is that all?"
Koenma looks at the paper in his hands," Yea, so sayonara minna-san." He poofs away.
Hiei remembers something and looks at Kurama," So, you didn't find Yukina?"
Kurama shakes his head," No, but she'll probably be fine. She probably just needs sometime to gather her thoughts and think about and to calm down."
Hiei sighs.
"Yukina-chan will be fine." Kuwabara says.
"Yea, she's got a strong will." Yusuke adds.
Hiei nods," Yea, I guess."
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Klw: Hope you people all enjoyed.
Hiei: Hn. That was quite amusing.
Kurama: No, that was creepy.
Klw: Well, it might've been creepy to you but it was funny to me.
Kurama sighs.
Hiei: Hn So how long will I be a chick?
Klw: Long enough
Hiei: What does that mean?
Klw: You'll see. So anywho, ja ne minna-san and don't forget to R & R… Haven't said that in a while… Oh well, JA NE!
--Japanese words--
Doko- where
Damare- shut up
Youkai- demon
Koorime- ice maiden
Teme- you( insulting)
Yarou- basterd
Sayonara- Good-bye
Minna-san- Everyone
Ja ne- see ya