Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

by Avalon Estel

A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]

2. Hygiene

Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

Hygiene

To take a bath would be a disgrace,

And it is my duty to stink up the place.

Besides, I am King,

And can do anything,

So Arwen, quit making that face.