I wrote it cause I was bored and was watching Inu Yasha. This fic is completely stupid. Deal.
Why the Hell Hojo is So Damn Happy
By The Liz
Hojo watched Kagome with a smile as her friends laughed at her lack of geometry skills. She's so pretty, he thought. Too bad she's failing. He smiled again, knowing exactly why she was failing. It was because she was spending so much time in the feudal era.
Despite popular consent, Hojo was not a clueless to Kagome's repeated blow offs as everyone thought. Sure, at first he wanted to date her because she was gorgeous and smart and funny… but then it became something totally different. He did it because he was bored.
Really bored actually, as he found that everything here, in this era, was sickeningly easy. All the girls thought he was handsome; all the boys liked him because he was smart and good at sports. Too easy.
That was when he met Naraku. The demon had come to him in a dream one night, when he had fallen asleep reading a book.
"You know why I'm here," Naraku said.
"No," Hojo had replied flatly.
"It's the girl, Kagome," the baboon clad man had said. "I can only reach her here, but you," he said. "You have access to both her friends and her home."
"You don't?" Hojo said. The baboon man looked completely stupid.
"Didn't I just say that?" Naraku said bitterly.
"Yeah."
Naraku slapped his head before continuing. "You know about the half-demon, Inu Yasha?" Naraku said.
Hojo shrugged. "Yeah, it wasn't that hard to guess," he said. And it hadn't been. Hojo had seen Kagome with a long white haired man in feudal era clothing and sword. And the guy had claws. Not that hard to add up.
"She is close to him," Naraku said.
"Yeah."
"I want you to be close to her."
"Sure."
"Very well then. Good bye."
"See ya."
And that had been the end of his dream.
So here he was, continuing the charade of 'oh look at me, I'm handsome and so nice and sooo devoted to Kagome' and he couldn't be more bored. Time to stir things up a bit.
"Kagome?" he said with over happiness as was his custom. "Do you need help with your geometry?"
Kagome looked up and laughed nervously. "Uh, no Hojo, it's fine," she said. "I can figure this out, no problem."
"Well why don't I come over this Sunday?" Hojo said, ignoring her comment. "About two? I'll tutor you."
"N-no Hojo, its fine."
"Great, I'll see you there!" he said, walking out of the classroom. "Bye!" Hojo smiled as he heard Kagome's friends swoop down on her like hawks. Actually, it was more of a smirk, but who cared?
He almost laughed out loud at his next thought. Hojo may be living a false life, but he would break free of that once he entered college, maybe get a girlfriend and take over the world with her (alone would work too). Kagome would be lucky to get into college, let alone escape that damn love triangle she put herself in. Yep, life was good, and Hojo was happy.
So yeah.