Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

by Avalon Estel

A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]

3. Connoisseur

Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

Disclaimer: I forgot to say before, I don't own LOTR.

Connoisseur

My real name is Peregrin Took,

It's what I am called in the book.

Though I'm awfully dumb,

I'll be your best chum

As long as you know how to cook.