Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks
A/N: Oh, you guys are great! I put up this thing yesterday, and I already have eight reviews! This weekend I'll review for all of you with accounts!
Thanks to: Dragix, Quii T, Miss Piratess (Three times!), Yugure, Hanna M, and BM!
I really appreciate it! I feel so loved!
Dignity
"No one tosses a Dwarf!" I cried,
Though I knew if he didn't I'd surely have died,
Then hauled up by my beard
It was worse than I'd feared,
Thank you, Elf, now my dignity's fried.