Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

by Avalon Estel

A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]

5. A Sad Truth

A Sad Truth

A/N: Thanks to swee-haret179, Hanna M, Miss Piratess, merrymagic26, and my little sis Arwen! I appreciate it, guys!

Gandalf the Gray is my name.
I enjoy causing hobbits great pain.
On adventures I'll go,
as I drag them in tow.
How else could I gain so much fame?