Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

by Avalon Estel

A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]

6. Samwise the Ingrate

Elven Vanity, and Other FOTR Limericks

A/N: Well, another week, another crazy limerick. I really, really want to thank you all for making this my most reviewed item. I can't believe it: twenty reviews! I'm sorry that it's taking so long for me to update, but what with my other stories, my two books, my studies,
family obligations, and other things, I've been really busy. Thanks for being so patient.
Thank-yous go out to:
Alania, Miss Piratess, Malara, ld80061, Reasonably Crazy, black eagle, and merrymagic26.

I appreciate your comments and value them all!

Samwise the Ingrate

Inside was the present Galadriel'd picked,
but when I opened the box, I was really quite miffed,
for lo and behold!
Instead of treasures and gold,
a pile of dirt was my gift.