Elven Vanity and Other FOTR Limericks

A/N: And another one! I don't think this is as funny as the others, but it's all I could come up with. As always, read and review, please. And no cursing!

Boromir's Regrets

My father went crazy, a madman, insane,

A power-hungry, land-grabbing nut, he became.

If I was alive,

He wouldn't have died.

Why must he play with those flames?