Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

by Avalon Estel

A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]

8. Meriadoc and Apples

Elven Vanity, and Other FOTR Limericks

I'm ashamed of myself! I didn't thank anyone last time! I feel horrible!
Thank you's for Malara, Miss Piratess, swee-haret179, Hanna M, nenloth greenleaf, Reasonably Crazy (luv your LOTR diaries!), Ealisaid of the Stars, BanbieBunny(BEAVERS!), Earwen of Alqualonde, merrymagic26, and Rhys (I hate Fido, too...)!
Here's another wacky limerick for your enjoyment!

Meriadoc and Apples

Whether shot like a missile at Pippin Took's head,

or simply a snack in a bowl by your bed,

I'll be munching away

'til the end of my days

or my name is mostcertainly Ed!