Disclaimer: Ummmm... We do not own Inuyasha, though we both wish we did. ::cackles:: But if we did, think of the things we could do..! ::cough:: Anyways, we don't own Inuyasha, and thank goodness, we do not own Wizard of Oz ::smiles nervously:: ummm.. yea
Death- Umm this is the first ever ficcy I've posted! Yea. Anyways, this is co-written with ... ::drum roll:: Chaos!
Chaos- ::comes crashing into the computer room and rockets to the swivel chair:: HAHA- But not my first! XD Ooh.. Spinney! ::spins around and arouuund and around until she feels sick::
Death- Oh, God... --; Anyway, this story is a horrible, horrible thing...
Chaos- It's about Inuyasha-.. with your nightmares come true.. This Inuyasha story is like no other. It is joined with.. The Wizard of Oz! ::cackles::
Death- ::Joins in cackling:: Yes indeed! ::Hacks, choking on cackling::
Chaos- ::Performs the Heimlich maneuver:: Y'ok, buddy?
Death- ::Hacks up a red blob-thingy:: ; Whoops. Gotta ingest that more carefully.. Yea, I'm fine
Chaos- Yeah, you got to be more careful. ::Fwaps her on the back:: ::Screeches:: KENNEH! Come'n here! Oh, did I mention? Ken-sama is my muse! ::Huggles Kenshin::
Kenshin- Oro! Too tight! Too tight! ::Choking::
Death- ::Sweat-drop:: Anou... Chaos, you might wanna lighten up
Chaos- Aw, poo.. Anyway, onto the story.. ; To the .. er-.. Bat cave..? oo.. I'm not a bat.. ::Thinks with a blank look on her face..:: OH! Got it! Cat- cave! ::Ties a cape around her neck:: Danna nana nana nana, Cha-os! ::Runs off, taking Kenshin in one arm, and the keyboard in the other, dragging the computer down with her along with Kenshin to the Cat-cave to write while Death follows, sweat-dropping::
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Casting Is As Follows:
Kagome: As Dorothy
Shippou: As Toto
Inuyasha: As the Scarecrow
Sesshoumaru: As The tin man
Naraku: As the lion
Sango: As Glenda the Good Fairy
Kirara: Glenda's Bubble... Thing.. oo;
Kikyo: ... (;X.. Note: Chaos dislikes Kikyo) The Wicked Witch of the West!
Miroku: As The Wizard of Oz! oo
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"Where are we going, Kagome?" Shippou asked from the safety of her arms.
"Anywhere we can get away from that mean ol' witch, Shippou!" came the answer in-between gasps for breath. In a flash, she began running again, whether her lungs allowed her to or not. She looked back- and saw a car coming up behind her, so she moved to running on the side of the rode. Suddenly she lost her footing, falling into a ditch that was right beside her.
Kagome got up, rubbing her head with one hand and holding Shippou with the other. It was then that she noticed a small caravan with a fire crackling merrily outside it. In faded and chipped red paint, the canvas covering read- "Fortune telling- Price: Bear My Child" She looked at it oddly and made a turn to leave, but that was when she was stopped by a hand on her butt. Upon reflex, she turned around, bringing her foot up and connecting it with his face, spin-kicking him into the bushes. It was only when she heard a small "Ow" did she realize what she had done.
She knelt down by the man, although not very sorry, and helped him up, letting Shippou down. "Go make sure he's not some psychopath," she whispered to the little fox, who made haste and started exploring. As he went off, Kagome helped the man over to one of the .. er- ... chairs? More like tree stumps. As he finally stopped muttering to himself, he looked up at her. Hoping she hadn't read the sign, he took her hands in his. "Would you like your fortune told?" he asked, almost in an ecstatic manner. Kagome stared at him in disgust, but managed to be polite. "U-um.. no, thanks"
She then brought into subject her and Shippou's situation. Looking at the man, she saw he had blue eyes like hers, jet black hair, and was wearing a purple robe. "Anyway.. I don't think we got off to a good start," she began. "My name is Kagome- I'm from-"She stopped and looked up to the cloud the two authors were sitting on. "Where am I from again!?" she shouted up at them.
After consulting for a little while, Chaos and Death shouted back down in unison, "Kansas!"
"Oh- Ok! Thanks!" Kagome shouted back up one more time. She turned back to the man, who was now very confused looking. "My name's Kagome Higurashi. I'm from Kansas" she beamed proudly as if asking the authors where she was from was a big task. The man-in-purple raised an eyebrow, but then decided maybe a crazy one wasn't so bad, and smiled back. "My name is Miroku. I don't really come from anywhere, but I run a traveling carnival!" He pointed back towards the caravan.It seemed like he was the only one there.
"Say, Kagome?" Miroku asked, "It looks like you've been going through a lot. How about I read your fortune for free? You know- just for fun?"
Kagome blinked, amazed. "Oh! That's so nice of you! But I'm going to have to be going back home to my mom and grandfa-"
"Nonsense!" Miroku laughed, grabbing her hand. He began feeling it in the most 'seductive' way, but Kagome wasn't buying it. He sighed and just got on with it. "I see... I see... your house. You only live with your mother and grandfather" he said in a trance-like tone.
"I just told you that," Kagome said, giving him a look.
"No! No, I was only beginning! Here, here. Your name... is Kagome Higurashi!" he shouted happily. This poor man... Kagome jerked her hand away and handed him a five dollar bill. "This is all I have, Mr... I wish I had more to help you. I've got to be going now, bye!" She said standing up and Shippou jumping into her arms once again.
She began to climb out of the ditch, ignoring Miroku's, "Hey it looks like rain... you should stay with me! We can play spin the bottle until it stops!" Then she was gone.
Deciding suddenly that running away wouldn't be the best thing, she sprinted towards home. Turning her head back to look behind her, she realized a tornado had just touched down. (A/n: Couldn't figure out a better way to make it happen.. oo;) She gasped, trying to run faster. Rain indeed! That monk was out to get her! She knew it! The tornado was swirling closer, closer, closer- er-... you get it. She dove down into another ditch by the side of the rode; covering her and Shippou's heads.
Suddenly, she was smacked in the back of the head with a flying piece of wood.
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Kagome opened her eyes slowly, now having a second bump on her head. She looked around, observing the place that she didn't get knocked out in. Surrounding her there seemed to be millions of plastic- er... real plants! Colors, vibrant and of every color seemed to flow in and out of brilliant plastic-ey greens. She pushed herself to her feet, making sure Shippou was ok and still in her arms. He was; just unconscious.Taking a few wobbly steps into a clearing, she noticed the ground was paved with yellow and red-orange bricks, swirling out from what seemed to be the center of the town... Wait! Town!? There wasn't a town there when she was knocked out! "Shippou... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.." Kagome said, pale and looking as if she might faint. Chaos and Death were then sued by an angry mob of lawyers for using that line. After a short time in court and explaining the disclaimer, they got back to the story.
Kagome now frantically searched for a place where she could escape. "Don't worry Shippou" She whispered to the unconscious kitsune in her arms. "I'll get us out of this..."
She heard a roar and felt the ground tremble as she jerked her head, eyes wide as saucers, over to a giant cat. The feline had titanic fangs, bared and looking ready to rip anyone to bits. A woman with a rather puffy skirt jumped off its back. "Oh, hush Kirara!" She said pleasantly and with a laugh. The cat jumped up, flipped and was enveloped in flames. When it came down, it was no bigger then the size of a common house cat. Bushes rustled and Kagome then heard millions of giggles as what seemed like hundreds of little people, no bigger then children, came flooding out.
"HOLY SHT!" Kagome screamed at everything in front of her, mainly the giant cat, causing Shippou to rocket up five feet into the air, and fall back down, now wide awake.
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Chaos- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Death and Kenshin- ::Press their hands to their ears::
Chaos- ::Comes rocketing over to cling to them both at once:: Wasn¡¯t that fun, pallies!?
Death- Yes.. Actually that was.. oO;;
::Suddenly, the ground shakes and on the horizon, thousands upon thousands of lawyers stampede towards them::
Death and Chaos- ::Grab Kenshin and disappear in a puff of smoke::
Lawyers- ::Bewildered::
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