Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha... Or the Wizard of Oz. I swear,we have nothing left! Please! Stop sueing us! All we have are the clothes on our backs! And they're eying them, too.. So, please, if you can find it in your heart to take sympathy on us, two hopeless girls with no rights to any shows, leve us alone. We BEG you!

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"It's Kikyo! Kikyo is making them fall asleep!" Inuyasha deduced with his brilliant mind.

"Yes, it must be!" Seshoumaru's non-existant heart caused him to pull his face into an expression of worry and concern.

"What should we do?"

"We're doomed...!"

The two brothers stood there in a slight panic, neither knowing what should be done.

"Get some water?"

"No, you fool! Scream in one of their ears!"

"That won't work! Let's drag them there ourselves,"

The "Scarecrow" took the Kansas girl and her pet on his back, while Fluffy grabbed onto Naraku's arm. Inuyasha began trudging on towards the Emerald city, and was doing fine, until a girlish shout from behind him suggested something had happened.

"My nail! The great Lord Sesshoumaru has broken a nail! I'm wounded! I'm going down!"

And with that, Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned around to find his brother crumpled on the ground, clutching his hand. Naraku's limp form was tossed aside, forgotten in Fluffy's immense pain. He refused to move from his spot, whimpering and screaming about how he was disfigured now. Inuyasha sighed. "You call yourself a youkai...?" Sesshoumaru merely continued screeching. It became so much of a problem, that he had to put the two back down and walk over to his fallen companion. He pulled on his arm, but the Great Youkai Lord wouldn't budge.

"Don't you" ::Tug:: "Want your" ::Tug:: "Heart?" Sesshou was heavier than he seemed. Inuyasha looked around for someone to help him.

Hidden amongst the poppies, Chaos and Death both yawned, doing their best not to fall asleep themselves.

"She's late..." Chaos muttered. Death pushed a button (Out of many) on a remote she pulled out of her pocket. There was a zapping sound, followed by swearing, and "Alright! Alright! Sorry!" Suddenly, it started snowing over the travelers.

Sesshoumaru finally stopped bawling, looking at his broken nail. "Hey... It doesn't hurt anymore" he said gleefully, but then realized, "But it's still ugly!" and started crying again. The three who were sleeping finally awoke, looking around groggily.

"That was a nice nap.." One of them said.

And, displaying teamwork for the first time, they lifted the crying Sesshoumaru, who still wouldn't move, and carried him down the final stretch of road to the Emerald city.

"Hey... those two girls haven't spoken to us this chapter," Someone realized.

"Yeah..." Another said wonderingly.

Chaos and Death were still curled up in the poppies, fast asleep.

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The door to the gates of the city was enormous. The group stood in awe. Inuyasha knocked. A little man answered through a peculiar hole in the door. He looked flustered. "Well? What do you want! State your business!" He seemed as though he was shaking. It reminded Kagome of a chuaua.

"We're here to see the Monk Of Oz" Inuyasha stated, then nodded his head to his brother, "And to get him some 'medical attention'".

"There is no Monk here!" The man shouted. "You ignorant children! The Great Monk is over THERE!" He pointed a ways away from the gates, to another city close by. It was not the same beautiful emerald color, though. It was an odd purple.

So the group set off towards the "Lavender City", wondering just what the guard's problem was.

This time, when they got to the gates, another man, in purple apparel this time, appeared through a triangle hole in the door. "State your names and business here" He commanded. After stating their names, Kagome said, "We're here to see the Great Monk of Oz..." Sesshoumaru continued whimpering over his nail, "And to get our friend some medical attention".

The man looked surprised at them. "Not just anyone can see the Great Monk Of Oz, young lady." He informed her. Then said in a low voice, "What's your bra size?" Kagome was highly taken aback at this question, and almost hit the man, but answered. The man nodded. "Yes, yes, then. Of course you may come in". The doors slowly opened.

"First thing's first" the guard stated in a friendly way, "We need to get your lovely friend here to a doctor"

There was an awkward silence and a huff of indignant anger from Sesshoumaru. Kagome whispered to the man that she was the only girl in the group, and that Sesshoumaru was indeed a man. The guard apologized feverishly.

"A-anyway!" He stuttered, "This way!" He lead the way to a carriage. Although instead of horses, strapped to the harnesses were several neon- purple Chocobos (We don't own FF.. XX" I'm just really uncreative. ).

"What are those!" Kagome exclaimed.

"Chocobo-of-a-different-shade-of-purple, ma'am." The man at the top of the carriage said, and they were off.

The ride gave everyone time to admire the scenery. As they rode by, heads turned to the carriage, and Kagome noticed something disturbing. "There aren't any women here!"

"Yes, yes. It's been a while since the last woman came, we're saddened to say," The driver said. They pulled up to an oddly shaped building, and Sesshoumaru went in for an "examination" of his nail, and repair. Kagome, who went in with them for a little while, decided to go back and wait in the carriage; she noticed many of the men winking, trying to grope, and greeting her with horrible pick-up lines.

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Chaos- ::Rubs her eyes and yawns..:: Aw, man... Note to self, never do that again.... Who's idea was it to use the real poppy field anyway....?.

Death- I'm.. Not sure..

Chaos- Weren't the IY cast supposed to be at the Emerald City right now...? ::Checks her surveillance watch:: ... Which.. they're.. not..

::Awkward silence::

::Both begin panicking and frantically searching::

Miroku- ::Suddenly comes up:: You gave them the wrong city in the first place..

Death- .... ::Blinks rapidly:: Er-...

Chaos- ::Grabs him by his shirt collar:: So where are they?! OO"

Miroku- The Lavender City.

Chaos- The wha?

Miroku- Lavender city.

Chaos- ..--. ::Pushes him into the Poppy Field:: Oh.. and..

Note: Our sincerest apologies, readers. FF.N suspended our account, and took away The Great Monk Of Oz! for one thing or another... We're such trouble makers.. That's why the story got taken down. Let me assure you, though, that there will be more.... I swear, if we lose any faithfuls... ::Muttering::