Not an Update! Sorry! -_-U

Me: eh heh, guess wut?

Random voices: what?

Me: I just turned 13, and HAHAHA! Got the fifth Harry Potter book for my birthday! (and Golden Sun: the lost age, but hold on a minute) It came out on my birthday (June 21) so I was pretty sure I wouldn't get it, but Dad, being as confusing as ever, got me: the book, Linkin Park: Reanimation, and a spirited away poster! \\^o^//

Random voices *in a somewhat less happy tone*: *sniffle* Yeah, so?

Me: : | (god they're pathetic…) and as I mentioned before, mom got me Golden Sun the Lost Age! So the point of this somewhat random author's note is hat I've only written about 2/3 of the fifth Chappie, and hope to finish the rest sometime, but on top of me not WANTING to write more, be totally irresponsible for my fic, me having AT LEAST seven plot outlines for fics I REALLY DESPRETLY want to write, Dad's moving. Please don't hate me!

Random voices: *throws large, metal object at 'Me'*

Me: X (             OW!

Random voices: XP

Bakura: *walks in* huh? Erin, what did you do this time? Why are random voices throwing things at you  O_o?

Me: *object bounces off head* owies! Cause I told them my-

Random voices: EXCUSE!!!

Me: -_-U –for not going to update anytime soon…

Clueless random voice: *sharp inhale of breath* really?

Me: (pathetic) hey, I know!

Random voices: what?

Me: ^_^ spoilers anyone?

~people who don't like spoilers, leave now, and never return to this author's note~

Random voices: YAY!

Bakura: I think I'll stick around for this one…

Me: yes…Mae Shinu is an original character-

Clueless random voice: really?

Me: -and she defiantly plays a bigger part in the next chapter. Eh heh, she can be somewhat confusing, but I think she reflects me, so don't try to figure her out. It will take too much time, and then I'll probably add some twist, and screw up your careful calculations and surveillance.

Shinu: *walks out from the mass of random voices* yup! ^. ^ That's me!

Me: great! *profusely shakes Shinu's hand* welcome, my newest muse!

Shinu: ^-^ hi!

Me: allrighty then…Bakura and Yami find Shinu, tho only for a fleeting second and Bakura dumps the Pharaoh off, claiming he'd only slow him down. After a while of searching dank alleyways, he heads for his favourite thinking spot: the park. And of course, that's where he finds Shinu-

Bakura: THAT'S ENOUGH SPOILERS FOR NOW, PLEASE TURN YOUR COMPUTERS OFF, GET OFF YOUR ASS, AND GO DO SOMETHING SO THERE AREN'T ANY WITNESSES TO ERIN'S DEATH!

Me: Bakura, be nice…

Bakura: *ties thick rope around Erin, and drags her out of the authors note*

Me: reviewers! Save me!

Bakura: do and die! *Whips out switch blade*