A/N: Back! That didn't take long x.o' Next part is pure comedy, nothing else. A bit of strong language, but its mostly stopped before the actual word comes out. Hope you like it. PLEASE r&r. I only have 1 review so far!!! whine pout puppy eyes Will hand cookies to anyone who reviews...as long as its not a flame! x.x' Oh, a bit of OOCness. You've been warned! =D

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin dammit! I don't own ANYTHING in this fanfic...well, I do own a library card But that's about it. Happy?

Chapter 3: Libraries and Old Ladies are Evil! They continued walking to nowhere in particular. Kenshin was in the middle, as to prevent Sano from trying to knock Aoshi's head off.

"Maybe we should go to the library?" Kenshin asked.

"No, Sano will die there." Aoshi retorted.

"Will not! In fact, lets go!"

Sano stuffed his hands in to his pockets. He, in fact, probably would die of boredom there. But he wasn't going to let anyone else know that! They all walked in to the library, Sano leading the way. He then stopped.

"Um guys...where do we go now?"

Aoshi rolled his eyes in exasperation.

"This way shell-for-a-brain." Aoshi now led the way and Sano grunted heavily, and then sighed. Kenshin merely rolled his eyes and walked on.

"Hm...Kenshin where do you think we should look? Under Sekihou Tai or Sozou..." Aoshi asked.

"Sekihou Tai, for sure. Or maybe a Japanese history book? Aoshi, look for Sekihou Tai, Sano and I will each look for Japanese History books."

"Sounds like a plan. Come if you find anything. Or if rooster head is too much for you."

Sano sighed, looked to the roof as if begging for Kami-sama's mercy, and followed Kenshin out. Aoshi flipped through the books looking for Sekihou Tai.

"Hm...Sarah....Sally....Sanosuke?! What kind of freak would publish a book about ROOSTER-HEAD?!" He frantically flipped the pages of the book. "OH. A different Sano. Stupid me." He shuddered. "Thinking someone would be stupid enough to write about Sano. Unless he wrote an autobiography? But heck, anything by rooster head would never get published. Unless Misao was the publisher? But then...how the heck would Misao become a publisher?! Unless Hiko hired her..."

Aoshi shuddered more. "My imagination is wild."

Kenshin looked through various books as Sano watched him dumbfounded. "Sano...I thought you were going to help me!"

"What am I supposed to do?"

Kenshin grabbed a bunch of books on Japanese History, and shoved them in to Sano's hands.

"Look for anything on the Sekihou Tai!!!"

Sano stared at the books.

"So...this is a book?"

"YES SANO, NOW READ!!!!"

Sano flipped through the pages slowly.

"GO TO THE INDEX OR TABLE OF CONTENTS."

"Whats that?"

Kenshin rolled his eyes in exasperation.

"I only wonder how Megumi-dono can put up with you."

Kenshin grabbed one of the books and flipped to the table of contents.

"Look for Sekihou Tai."

Sano nodded and started looking. His eyes scanned the page intently.

"Kenshin, it doesn't have anything on them."

"Then grab another book."

"Yes sir!"

Both Sano and Kenshin grabbed more books and flipped through until...

"SANO, KENSHIN, COME QUICK!" It was Aoshi. The old librarian whacked him on the head lightly with her cane.

"Quiet!"

Aoshi nodded "Yes ma'am."

Kenshin and Sano rushed to Aoshi. "OK guys, I found a brief thing on Sozou." Aoshi pointed to a page in the book.

"Sozou Sagara was the leader of the Sekihou Tai, a fake army. They were all liars, claiming the government was to lower rice taxes. When the government found out of this spreading of rumors and lies, they killed the Sekihou Tai, including its leader, Sozou Sagara. There were 2 survivors. One is known as Sanosuke Sagara (no relation to Sozou). At the time he was a mere boy. Current age unknown."

"Hey look Sano, your name is in a book." Kenshin replied cheerily.

"Liars?! TRAITORS?! WHY I'LL GET THOSE MOTHER FU..."

The old librarian whacked him on the head with her cane.

"Watch your language young man!"

"Yes ma'am."

When the lady turned away, Sano stuck his middle finger at the old lady. This time Kenshin whacked him on the head.

"Sano honestly!"

Aoshi smirked. "I really thought you were going to let yourself be bossed around by that old lady. Good work Sanosuke."

Sano grinned.

"Didn't I see YOU in the same position while me and Kenshin were looking through books? Didn't you yes ma'am her too?"

Aoshi blushed slightly. "Well...I..."

"Didn't you?"

"Oh come on Sano, let it go. Leave the poor man alone." Kenshin sighed.

"Hey I'm not the victim! I'm no weakling!" Sano retorted.

"Both of you COOL IT."

They both murmured a, "Yes sir."

All 3 continued to flip through books until Sano abruptly broke the silence.

"This is useless, there's nothing in here on that mother fuc..."

The old lady whacked him yet again with her cane, this time harder.

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!"

"Hey, your not the boss of me!"

She turned to Aoshi. "You seem like a respectable man. Please show your friend some manners."

Aoshi stared dumbfounded at the old lady, while Sano stared dumbfounded at Aoshi.
"You don't understand ma'am..." Sano started.

"I've heard enough from you for one day young man! Either you watch your grammar or my cane and your head will have some serious discussing to do!"

With that she stormed off to the opposite side of the library. Aoshi broke into laughter.

"Yeah, YOUNG MAN, see I'm a respectable man and I have to teach you some manners!"

Kenshin rolled his eyes and smiled.

"Aoshi is right Sano...you should learn some manners from him."

"Yeesh, now even my best friend is turning on me!" He had a hint of anger in his voice, but it was easy to tell he was joking. Kenshin's eyes turned a hint of amber.

"Sanosuke Sagara, trust nobody."

Then his eyes turned to the normal purple and all was well. Sanosuke looked at Kenshin as if he were a 3-headed lion.

"Um...ok? Anyway...I think we're pretty much wasting our time here. I don't think anyone knows who killed Sozou. But I will find out!"

His arm shot out above his head as if reaching for the ceiling.

"I will find him! Let us all reach for the stars! Come with me, reach for the stars!"

Aoshi interrupted Sano abruptly.

"Too bad the ceilings in the way rooster head."
"Cold heart."

"Rooster head."

"Hard headed."

"Unimaginative."

"Rooster head"

"Baka Aoshi"

"Rooster head"

Kenshin interrupted their little quarrel.

"YOUR BOTH ROOSTER HEADS AND HARD HEADED AND UNIMAGINATIVE!!!!"

The old lady seemed to pop out of nowhere. "And while you're at it, teach this young man..." She pointed to Kenshin, "How to keep his mouth shut."

Aoshi grinned.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Well...anyway," Sano started.

"...anyway..." Kenshin continued.

"There's nothing here. Lets head out." Aoshi finished. They all nodded and walked out of the library (much to the old lady's relief!).

A/N: Well, that's the end of Part 3. Old ladies ARE evil...ne? ; Please review!!!