Title: The Light Bulb

Author: Graci Cawdwell

Rating: PG

Paring: None.

Warning: Much stupidness…o.o'

Synopsis: This is #38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

Word Count: 328

"The Light Bulb"

Draco Malfoy toyed with something under the table sighing. "So…M'Lord, how exactly are we going to get into Hogwarts without drawing any attention to ourselves? Well, I know how WE are going to get in there, but how are YOU going to get in there, exactly?"

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking…shut up now," Voldemort growled.

"You could just walk in," Vincent Crabbe suggested.

"No, he couldn't. Sensors would go off and Dumbledore would get the students all out of the castle before he even go close," Pansy Parkinson said snootily.

"Why not disable the sensors?" Gregory Goyle asked modestly.

"No way," Pansy snorted. "Just attempting to disable them would set them off."

"Apparation?" Vincent muttered, shying away from the bristling Pansy.

"Honestly, have you ever read Hogwarts, A History, even just once?" Pansy glanced at Draco who was still fiddling with something under the table. "And just what is it that you have in your hands?"

"Nothing important, Pansy-dear." Said girl sighed and rolled her eyes in irritation.

"How about if I…no…too obvious…" Voldemort rubbed at his chin in thought. "What would happen if I were to…no…wouldn't work."

"Wingardium Leviosa." Voldemort looked at what Draco was now floating over his head. It was a light bulb. "Luminata." The light bulb lit up as it hung in place over the Dark Lord's head.

"What the hell is that Draco Malfoy?" Voldemort somewhat screeched.

Draco had the courtesy to look offended and rather shocked at the same time. "Well, I was watching this 'cartoon' thing on a Muggle 't.v. set' and when this cat had a lit light bulb hanging over his head, he had an idea."

"So what you're saying is you want to help me get an idea by putting a light bulb over my head and turning it on?" Draco grinned and nodded. "Arg…why do I always get stuck with such bumbling fools!"

With a sneer, Voldemort pulled out his wand and pointing it at Draco, Crucio'd him.

-End-

A/N: x.x Stupid, yes. Weird, yes. I really need to write a real story. o.o Well, no flames. I love those that've reviewed this…er…series(?) so far. Love yas! Review pleases?