I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LATE!!!
I would just like to point out that I am a former Knight That Says "Nee"!!! Monty Python is one of the best TV series to ever hit the airwaves!! (Does that make any sense? O.o)
(Disclaimer: I own nothing at all!! Mae and I are real people, though, so if you use us as characters………narrows eyes We will find you………)
Mia didn't move as the cold object press even harder into the back of her neck. As she gritted her teeth from the sudden pain, the voice said, "Well? Ain't ya gonna answer me? What's the matter? Can't take care of yerself?"
That did it. That pushed Mia over the edge. Thinking fast, Mia ducked and brought her hands in fists up to her face. She swung her right leg out quickly, sweeping the stranger behind her to the floor. The hand holding the fan came down suddenly and made a gash in her right arm, but Mia didn't pay attention to it.
As she heard the stranger fall, Mia smiled coldly as she said, "Do I seem helpless to you, you-?"
She never finished her sentence. She had finally got a good look at the guy on the floor. He was wearing a dark blue trenchcoat with light blue trim, a few golden necklaces around his neck. He wore black boots and pants, and a hand was rubbing his flame-haired head. Turquoise earring dangled from his ears, and Mia could have sworn she saw a fang poking out of his mouth.
"N-No," she said quietly, but her gaze caught sight of the iron fan next to the guy. "Y-You can't be-!"
WHAM!!
Mia blinked as a fist came down on the guy's head. The guy yelled in pain and curled into a ball to get away from the blow. Puzzled, she looked up to see who had struck him………and was surprised to see a small yellow bear with beady black eyes and pale white wings.
"You are SUCH a baka!!" the animal yelled. "I thought that maybe a bandit could ask someone NICELY where we were. But, NO!! You had to go and act like a drunken idiot!!"
Mia was speechless as she tried to figure out exactly who was in her room. They seem so familiar, she thought. But I can't seem to………
"Ya know, Kero, that you don't have to be so-!"
"AAAHHHH!!!" Mia let out a yelp as she took a few steps backwards and tripped over her desk bench. As her back hit the floor, she stared right up at the ceiling, whispering to herself, "Make this all a dream, make this a dream………"
"Hey, you okay?"
Mia looked up again to see Kero peering at her from above. Yelping again, Mia managed to scramble backwards towards her bed and climb on top of it. From there, she could see Tasuki (still on the floor), Kero (a few feet away from her), and………eight other figures in her closet.
One of these figures – a small black panther sporting light green wings and green eyes – flew towards her and landed on her comforter a few inches from her foot. "Your pardon," the mini cat said politely, "but we do not mean to harm you. We merely wish to learn of our location."
"S-Spinel," Mia murmured.
The said cat's ears pricked up. "What did you call me?" he asked.
"Spinel," Mia repeated, leaning forward and reaching out to take one ear between her thumb and forefinger. She could feel a faint pulse of pumping blood underneath the soft black fur.
Then she yanked it hard.
"OOOWWW!!!" Spinel yelled as he flew around in circles and landed on her bed, clutching his ear pitifully in pain. "Why did you DO that?"
"Holy shit," Mia said aloud, sitting up straight with her legs crossed. "You're really real."
"Hey, she swears!!" Tasuki piped up from the floor. "Maybe she's kinda interestin' after all."
"And you're Tasuki," Mia said as she pointed to the flame-haired bandit. After he had nodded, she pointed to the yellow bear. "And you're Kero."
"Yep!!" Kero let loose a huge grin and flew a few inches to the side. "Now, meet the rest of us!"
Mia couldn't help but yelp again as she saw who exactly the other figures were in her closet. The first was a tall man with dark hair. He was dressed in a long-sleeved white shirt, black pants and shoes, and a purple vest. One large section of his hair was over his left eye, which was fixed on her own as Mia pointed to her in recognition.
"Hatori-san?" Mia asked.
The man nodded. "Yes," he answered with a curt nod. "Then I believe you may know Kisa." He gestured towards a small girl standing next to him. Her blond hair was short, save two small sections which reached her neck. She wore a tan schoolgirl uniform with a blue turtleneck, a red bowtie, and dark stockings and shoes.
Her brown eyes revealed how shy she was, so Mia took the first step and smiled, saying, "Hello, Kisa. It's nice to meet you."
Kisa timidly smiled back. "Hello," she replied.
"You like it here?"
Kisa shrugged. "Maybe. I don't know where 'here' is, though." She then pointed towards another figure leaning against the back wall of the closet. "He doesn't seem to like it, though. He's frowning."
Mia looked over at the frowning figure. Her eyes widened slightly as she took in his appearance. He wore a black sleeveless shirt with a red vest, tight dark-green pants, a set of black and gold bracelets, and twin gold armbands on his upper arms. Black boots, a red-and-black-checkered headband, a silver chain with a small fan charm (I think), and a die earring dangling from his left ear completed the outfit. His black hair was pulled up in a ponytail, some spiky bangs falling over the headband into his green eyes.
"Otogi?" Mia asked, raising an eyebrow at the boy.
Otogi glared over at her, the black triangular mark pointing down from his left eye twitching. "What?" he asked gruffly.
Mia raised her hands mockingly and backed away. "Well, ex-CUSE ME, Mr. Grouchy!!" she said sarcastically. "Jeez, say a person's name, and get snapped at – now THAT'S the way this country works!"
"See?" Kisa said as she pointed at Otogi and simultaneously clung to Hatori's pant leg. "I TOLD you he was being mean."
"Ah, shut up, kid!" Otogi said harshly.
"HEY!!" Mia said loudly. "Watch your mouth, Otogi, or I'll make it so you never talk again!!"
Otogi gave a fake shudder but didn't say another word. Mia took the time to eye a figure peeking at her from her hamper. "And WHAT are you doing in there, sir?" she asked.
The figure flew out from his hiding place. He had dark hair – long on his right side, short on his left – with purplish cat eyes that glowered at her. His chibi form sported a purple vest, dark pants, and a dark sash with slippers. Dark gloves concealed his hands.
"………Yeah?" he replied, a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
Mia just sighed as she turned away. "Okay, Koryu's here, too," she mumbled.
"Apologies, miss!" A cheerful voice rang out in the confined space. Mia turned to see a chibi girl perched on a boy's shoulder. She wore pink puffy pants with a tight shirt that had puffy short sleeves. Pink slippers were on her feet, and her pink hair was in a ponytail behind a round hat with pink buttons. Her dark pink eyes seemed dull but still managed to shimmer with some form of life.
"SUMOMO!!" Mia squealed as stars formed in her widened eyes at the sight of the persocom laptop. "Cute………"
Sumomo giggled. "Yes, miss," she said politely, "and this is my temporary new master!" She gracefully motioned to the face of her companion………who instantly sweatdropped.
"Gomen," he said as he scratched the back of his head with one hand, "but I am not her master or anything of the sort."
"Amiboshi-kun!!" Mia exclaimed as she finally realized who the boy was. He wore a purple shirt with tan trim and long sleeves. It hung over black pants that reached mid-thigh, and a black sash gave away his slim figure from underneath the fabric. He also wore black slippers, and a dark headband bound back his light brown hair. Despite it being short, some of the hair fell over the band and into the view of his purple left eye.
"Yes," Amiboshi stammered out again, and Mia could tell he wasn't entirely comfortable with the situation of being………well, in a closet.
With the somewhat quiet atmosphere (besides everyone else introducing themselves to each other), Mia turned her attention to the last member of the group.
He was leaning against the opposite side of the closet frame. He wore a loose white shirt with the sleeves rolled up loosely to his elbows. He also wore tan slacks and dark shoes. One leg was crossed over the other, kind of revealing his annoyance at the cramped space. His pale arms seemed to gleam from the lamp nearby, crossed in a relaxed manner over his chest.
Mia raised an eyebrow when she saw a green orb in the grasp of one hand, swirls of mist seeming to move around inside of it. Wait a sec……… She focused on his face to verify her thoughts. His blond hair also seemed to glow in the lamplight, a few sections flowing out from the main mass. This mass swept down over a chiseled face and the right eye, leaving one pale violet eye………staring right at her.
GGAAHH!! Mia kept her thoughts of surprise to herself and just smiled and nodded in greeting before turning away. JEEZ, he took me by surprise. How long has he been staring like that anyways? She shook her head as the phone rang from downstairs. No time for that now!!
"Hang on a sec, don't go anywhere!" Mia called before she dashed down the stairs and picked up the phone. She then hurried back upstairs, where everyone was staring at her like she was crazy.
"Gomen!" she apologized quickly before hitting the on-button. "Hello?" she asked the person on the phone.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, MMMIIIAA!!!!!"
Mia jumped at the volume of Mae's voice. "What's wrong, Mae-chan?" she asked.
"What's wrong?! What's WRONG?!!? Oh, NOTHING'S wrong, Mia-chan. I'm just calling you, sounding like a psychotic freak just for FUN!!" was the reply.
Mia winced. "Okay, NOW you're being sarcastic," she said pointedly.
"Gomen, Mia-chan. Listen: I HAVE to tell you what happened at my house a few minutes ago."
"Nani, Mae-chan?"
"Wiz."
Mia's eyebrow rose. "Yeah?" she coaxed.
"Noa."
"Okay………"
"Shigure."
"Dog boy?"
"Koukuen."
"Uh………"
"Chi."
"All righty………"
"Kagome."
"Okay………"
"Sesshoumaru."
"Fluffy-sama………I pity him."
"Count D."
"………"
"Kayura."
"Uh, Mae?"
"And………SMURF BOY!!!"
Mia had to bite back a laugh as she answered, "You mean Touma?"
"Yeah – Hashiba!!! Of course!!"
"So………What about them?"
"THEY'RE ALL HERE AT MY HOUSE!!!!"
Mia grinned. "I thought so."
"What do you MEAN 'you thought so'?"
"Well, Mae – let me list some people for you."
"Okay. Shoot!"
"Kero."
"Yeah."
"Spinel."
"Okay."
"Sumomo."
"Um………"
"Otogi."
"Okay………."
"Tasuki."
"Heehee………"
"Hatori."
"DRAGON DUDE!!"
"Kisa."
"Cute………"
"Amiboshi."
"Uh………"
"Koryu."
"………"
"And………the one you say has a fro-like thingy for hair."
Silence. Then, "OH MY GOD!!! SAGE IS THERE, TOO?!?"
Mia winced and held the phone away from her ear. After she knew the loudness had died down, she put it back, asking, "Mae?"
"You're kidding me, right?"
"As much as you are about your guys over there."
Mae let out a sigh. "Well, how are we going to handle this then? They can't just stay here with us. It'd be insane!"
"Exactly."
"Excuse me?"
"Mae, maybe we're supposed to keep them here. Maybe that's what that email meant."
" 'Let the game begin at noon'? Well, this isn't my idea of a game."
"Mae, what have I ALWAYS said about life?"
"Is that a rhetorical question?"
Mia sighed, massaging her forehead with two free fingers. "Mae, life is game that we all play. One false move-!"
"Your point being?"
"Well, this is one of those careful moves you have to plan out before executing. It's just like in my video games."
"Mia, this isn't a video game."
"Exactly! It's one of those………Oh, what's the word?" Mia began snapping her fingers as she strained to remember the word.
" 'RPG game'?"
"Yeah!! One of those, Mae. Look, you can believe all you want, but we've got a lot on our hands right now. This is a test. A challenge. A quest. Call it whatever you want to, damn it!!"
"Mia-chan, you're swearing again, you know?"
"Mae………" Mia pleaded, trying to get her friend to understand the stress here. "Some weird person decided to send us a weird email, and within minutes we each have seven Anime characters in our homes! This is NO coincidence. This was MEANT to happen."
Silence reigned for a few moments. Then, "Fine, Mia-chan! We'll take care of these guys. I'll call you tomorrow. We'll have some time to show them the ropes. All right?"
Mia sighed in relief and nodded. "Arigatou, Mae-chan. Ja ne!!" she replied.
"Ja!!" Mae answered before she hung up the phone.
"Well?" Amiboshi asked as Mia hung up the phone and placed it on her desk.
Mia smiled. "Looks like you guys are staying here after all. At least until we find a way to send you back," she replied.
"And who was Mae?" Kero asked, hovering about in the air.
"That's what my friends and I call her. Her real name's Maegen. Which reminds me." Mia did a small little wave. "My name's Amelia, but my friends call me Mia. Okay with you?"
"Seems fine. Now what?" Tasuki said hurriedly as he hurried to stand up from his spot on the floor.
Mia frowned but continued. "Well, we should probably get you guys settled down. We'll need sleeping bags, a whole lotta food, clothes-!" Mia grinned sheepishly. "Uh, this could actually take a while."
Koryu sweatdropped. "A while? I think that's an understatement."
Mia raised her hands in apology. "Hey, it's not my fault you guys ended up here!" she protested. "Don't get me wrong – I love the Animes you guys came from, but-!"
"Wait a minute!!" Otogi walked over to her, one hand on his hip. " 'Animes'? You mean we're cartoons?! CARTOONS?!"
Mia sweatdropped. "Uh, in this reality………yeah. You're cartoons."
"Drawings on paper?"
"Yep."
"Creations from someone's mind?"
"Absolutely."
"Characters from some storyline?!?"
"Uh, that, too!"
Kisa frowned. "But I'm real!" she cried. "I'm not an imaginary person, am I?"
"A CARTOON?!"
"Well, my theory is that you guys came from your own worlds – alternate universes to this one. You know what I'm talking about?"
"A CARTOON??!!??"
"I think I understand. Some strange and powerful magic must be at work here."
"Uh, okay, Spinel – I'll take your word for it."
"A CARTOON!!!!"
"Well, I don't understand what in the name of Suzaku is going on here? And the flute boy don't know either."
"I can speak for MYSELF, Tasuki, thank you very much!!"
"A CARTOON??!!??!!"
"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, OTOGI, I'M GONNA TEAR THAT DIE OUT OF YOUR EAR AND USE IT TO SHUT YOUR DAMNED MOUTH!!!!!!"
Silence took over again as Mia caught her breath from her rant. Otogi's response was a sweatdrop, followed by a quiet "Yes, ma'am."
Mia began addressing the whole group. "Look, we'll figure this out. I just need some time to think. In the meantime!" She headed towards the door leading out of her room and opened it. Turning to the Anime characters, she gestured towards the door. "Hungry?"
Approving nods were given, and one by one the characters exited the room and headed down the stairs. Before Mia got a chance to head out the door, a familiar figure caught her eye. The boy with the violet eye was still standing by the closet, arms still crossed over his chest. His eyes took in the contents of the room, stopping every time he caught sight of something on the walls. (Hey, I have a LOT of stuff on the walls, okay?)
"Hey, Sage!!" Mia called, and the boy's head snapped around so fast she jumped. His menacing eye made her gulp as she corrected herself. "Uh, well, if you don't want to be called that, then how about 'Date-san'? Okay? Look………" She motioned towards the door. "I know you probably don't want to talk to me, and I'm all right with that. But I'm gonna see if we can get you guys back home. And we're talking about that downstairs."
"So," Mia shrugged as she spoke, "if you're interested, you can come down. But if you're going to stay up here, I'm begging you not to go poking around. There's some stuff in here I don't want you guys to see yet."
Sage raised a golden eyebrow but didn't say anything. Instead, he stared at her for only a few moments, violet meeting hazel again. Then, he began walking out the door and down the stairs with the others.
Mia sighed as he left. Jeez, he gives me the willies, she thought as she closed the door behind her and headed down the stairs, as well. I wish he'd be a bit more friendly, though. But as her feet touched the steps, she couldn't forget the look in his eye during their gaze.
"I wonder what he was looking for," Mia murmured under her breath. "Or………"
What did he see in our gaze?………What did he see?
Shoo-ba!! (One of my no-nonsense words, you know?)
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