Moo-haha! How'd ya'll like the first chapter? Confused? Well, I'll explain. Ya see, my two cousins and I are very strange together, like most people with their best friends. (If you're not weird, than you're not what people would like to call 'normal') But yeah, we were role playing (kinda geeky, but, it's fun with them). Sarah was Sango, Aimee was Kagome, and I was every other person from Inuyasha. Their Dad had brought some donut holes and when I went to grab one (playing Koga) Sarah was being really random and started opera singing while holding the top up for me. Then, I played as Miroku and she called out, "Boo! You stink!" and Miroku, as in me, just stood there waiting for the donuts to praise him. But yeah, there's the explanation. Every chapter in this story has to do with the randomness of my girlfriend Kuiya and my cousins Sarah and Aimee. Enough ranting! More random!

Disclaimers: Come on, I own Inuyasha. Everyone knows tha- Okay, so I don't own Inuyasha. You don't have to rub it in, gosh! (Napoleon Dynamite voice! Hehe)

Warnings: Drugs are just bad, mmkay?!

Chapter 2: Do It

Kasumi came back, forgiving her father for his rudeness. Inuyasha had forgotten that she was pregnant knowing she'd be emotional over close to nothing. Anywho! Kagome and her daughter agreed to never bring donut holes to the Feudal Era again. Things happen...

This time, Koga met up with Kasumi and the others without his comrades. Since his mate was carrying his pup, he never really wanted to leave her. He wanted to make sure she was always under protection. Kasumi knew that Inuyasha would also be there to protect her first, but she didn't mind being the center of attention for two of her favorite guys.

For a little while, things were... "normal"... until the day Naraku came. (Dramatic music plays in the backround)

"Naraku! What do you want?" Inuyasha demanded.

Naraku stood there in his baboon puppet suit. This time, it was the real him. Not the puppet. You could see his devious grin under the monkey mask.

Inuyasha and Miroku stood protectively in front of Sango, Shippo, Kagome and Kasumi. Koga wrapped his arms around Kasumi's waist and pulled her close, glaring hard at Naraku.

"I have no interest in sparring, Inuyasha," Naraku said.

Inuyasha ignored his remark and made a grab for his Tetsusaiga. Growling, he replied, "Then what do you really want? Kasumi?"

Naraku shook his head. Everyone was shocked.

"What I want is the Shikon Jewel," he pointed out.

Now everyone wasn't so shocked.

Kasumi said, "Well, you can't have it."

"What if I asked 'please'?"

"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope," she replied shaking her head and leaning into Koga. (if you've ever seen Looney Toones, and you've seen the one with an embarrassed vulture saying that while blushing and shaking his head after his mother tells him to kill Bugs Bunney, then you could imagine how Kasumi looked and sounded. Hehe)

Inuyasha charged at Naraku with his Tetsusaiga only to be stopped by Kagura's Dance of Blades. (yes, she appeared out of nowhere. or maybe, she appeared from under Naraku's suit. moo-haha!)

"No fair!" Inuyasha called out. "That's cheating, using your darn incarnations to help you..."

Naraku ignored Inuyasha and glanced over to Kasumi. He said, "Come on. Give me the Shikon Jewel. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it." (XD)

Kasumi stepped away from Koga and crossed her arms over her chest. "Man, and I was gonna give it to you too. But noOoOoOo... you just HAD to be all weird."

Naraku could then be seen with his head hanging low. All the good dudes stared at Kasumi.

"You were going to give it to him?!" Miroku asked.

Kasumi sweat dropped and replied angrily, "NO! But you gotta admit, Naraku sounded pretty hilarious right then."

There were nods and then a few stifled laughs. Soon, the laughs came bursting out of everyone. They've never heard Naraku like that before.

Naraku turned around and began leaving, when suddenly, Kasumi came up to him. She held the Shikon Jewel in front of her.

"Here, you can have it," she said.

The laughs stopped abruptly as they stared at Kasumi in surprise.

Naraku beamed a great smile. "You mean it?"

"Sure. Go on. Take it."

Sango called out after her, "Kasumi, what are you doing?!"

Soon Miroku's voice echoed, "Don't do it, Kasumi!"

Naraku smiled again underneath the hood of his baboon suit when he began to grab for the Jewel. Kasumi quickly jerked it back.

"Psyche!" she said laughing.

Naraku's head hung low once more.

"Okay, I'm sorry. Here ya go."

She held out the Jewel again, only to be jerked back every time Naraku made a grab for it. This went on repeatedly for a very long time.

"Come on already, just give me the Jewel!" Naraku demanded. "Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it."

Kasumi sweat dropped and said, "Ya know, that's really getting old."

Naraku apologized and called for Kagura. He sniffled and said, "Fine then. I guess I'm not wanted."

Kasumi sucked in a breath and replied letting the air out, "Yeah... you're really not..."

Naraku growled. Soon enough, he was out of sight and gone. Kasumi started doing a victory dance.

"Hah! Easiest Naraku battle ever!" She cried out happily.

The group sweat dropped.

"THAT, was a battle?" Inuyasha questioned.

Kasumi shot him a glare. "Yes... it was a battle of wits. Sort of... not really... no... uh, shut up!"

The group sighed and began to leave in the opposite direction of Naraku, back to Kaede's hut.

Kasumi blinked before calling after them. "Wait! Mom? Dad? Koga? Anyone? Aw crud. Wait for meeee!!!"

She ran after them trying to catch up.

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Haha! End! Funny? Not? Well, tell me! Review! Flames are welcome. I couldn't care less about your darn opinions. So, bring 'em on!! Mwahahahahahaha!!! But, take heed, that flames will end up backfiring. I say, lock your pets inside, turn on all the lights, and lock up your children for I know where you live, and in Kuiya's words, I know who you sleep with!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Sorry... stopping...