Wow… long time no update. Yeah, anywho, sorry for such a long delay. I was worrying about all sorts of stories, songs, and poems that I was working on and almost completely forgot about this one. Almost… o.O But yeah, here we go.

Chapter 4: Of Birds and Wolves

Inside the wolf den, Koga, Kasumi, Ginta, and Hakkaku were discussing, "important" matters…

Kasumi, in an Italian mafia voice, said to Koga, "I'm sorry… but my… 'associates, ' cannot wait any longer for the delivery of…" she paused and looked around, "the stuff…"

Koga and the other two were highly amused by this. They started laughing and asked her what "the stuff" was.

Kasumi replied, "The stuff,' is codename for candy bars."

Ginta tilted his head to one side. "For what bars?"

Kasumi smiled and reached behind her back where she took a candy bar out of nowhere. She held it up to Hakkaku and said, "This my friend is a candy bar."

Hakkaku said bluntly, "But I'm not the one who asked what a candy bar was…"

"Uh, I knew that," Kasumi replied and turned to Ginta. "This my friend is a candy bar."

Koga sniffed it and asked, "What's it supposed to do?"

"If it's not toxic, it's edible!!" Kasumi said beaming a great smile.

"Are you saying it could be toxic?" Hakkaku asked.

Kasumi explained, "On Halloween, if you're not careful, it very well could be."

Ginta was again confused. "Halloween?"

Kasumi sighed. She thought for a moment. "Halloween… what is Halloween? Well, Halloween is… well it's when you uh… you see these dead guys… um… this one chick was like… Hm, Halloween…"

The three wolf demons stared at her; still confluzzled.

"Random subject change!!" Kasumi called out abruptly.

The wolf demons got startled and shrieked.

Still beaming a smile, Kasumi said, "Hakkaku's hair looks like a bird's hair, man."

Hakkaku was even more lost. "Bird's hair? But I'm a wolf demon…"

"What's your point? Ya know, you could be related to those Birds of Paradise…" Kasumi said and looked at him suspiciously.

All three demons called out, "The Birds of Paradise?! Where?!"

A snicker escaped Kasumi as she said, "He very well could be in this very room!"

They all looked around until Ginta and Koga's glances brought them to Hakkaku. They screamed and hit behind Kasumi. Their inferior minds made it easy for Kasumi to toy with them.

"I wouldn't piss him off," she said. "You know he's mad when his hair flails up like that."

Kasumi imitated this by bringing her fingers together and putting them on her head. Her eyes expanded as well as her fingers, making it look like Hakkaku's original hairstyle. "Caw…"

Koga poked out from behind Kasumi and pointed a finger at Hakkaku. "You're not really a Harpy bird, are you?"

"Not in any way, boss, I swear!" Hakkaku said.

"But seriously, Hak," Kasumi began approaching him, putting an arm around his shoulders, "can I call you Hak? Anyway, I think you're the man. You're cool. So, there…"

Hakkaku stood still. "Hak? That still makes me sound like a bird… and I'm a wolf…"

Kasumi thought for a moment. "You're right… But you know tha--"

WE INTERRUPT THIS FAN FICTION TO BRING YOU THE DANCING BANANA!!!

Banana: (( dance dance )) "Peanut buttah jellay. Peanut buttah jellay. Peanut buttah jellay. Peanut buttah--"

(( record scratch )) (( Kasumi appears again, angry ))

Kasumi: Hey! This is our Random thing here!

( Back to the story)

Kasumi cleared her voice and said, "Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying before we so rudely were interrupted--"

Interrupting voice dude: I wasn't being rude!"

Kasumi screamed back into the air, "Yes you were! Now stop inter--"

Interrupting voice dude: I wasn't rude and I'm not interrupt--"

Crowd of random people: Alright already! Get on with the fic!!"

Interrupting voice dude: Sheesh, how rude…"

Kasumi rubbed her temples. "Great! Now I forgot what I was gonna say!!"

The Dancing Banana started dancing by Kasumi and the three wolf demons. Koga knelt down and picked up the small banana.

"Ooh! Banana!" he said happily.

Koga unpeeled the banana and took a bite, smiling.

Banana: Ack! (( dies ))

Ginta pointed to it and said, "Uh, boss, I think that banana was alive…"

(( crickets chirp ))

Koga questioned back, "So?"

Kasumi pumped her fist into the air and said, "Yes! Best reply ever!"

Koga threw the peel on the ground and grabbed Kasumi around the waist. He yanked her close to him and pressed his lips firmly on hers. Kasumi was startled, but kissed back. They then sat on the ground together, making out.

Ginta and Hakkaku decided to take their leave. On the way out, Hakkaku slipped on the banana peel and bumped into Ginta who bumped into the Interrupting voice dude. Then they shared Kasumi's candy bar and all was well.

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Wow, that took me ten minutes to write. It was fun, though. Hehe… I love that saying, "If it's not toxic, it's edible!" I should make a shirt like that and wear it to school and stuff. Yeah, anyway, review!