Disclaimer: Hi today is the Otakuofstuff's birthday and she; no I mean she
is happy. and now on with your regular scheduled disclaimer......I do not own
Inu-Yasha or Kohl Mansion but I am Otakuofstuff, I mean I do own
Otakuofstuff.......... ("Damn schizophrenia" "No wait there are a lot
ofawesomepeoplewithschizophreniaandor multiplepersonas.") And now on with
the story wohooo.
Well after that unpleasant exchange of words between a former fat cheerleader and a bulimic twig of a head cheerleader, the incoming freshman class was asked to sit down and as Kagome had the feeling that she needed to look up.
"So Miroku what is this brilliant idea of yours exactly you corrupt monk?" said Inu-Yasha with a look of exhaust from climbing the hundreds of stairs to the platform over looking the Great Hall which at the moment was the area in which Kagome, Otakuofstuff, and Sango resided.
"We also have to remember one more thing Inu-Yasha there just happens to be hundreds of girls down in that thing they call the Great Hall, so we have to be careful, very careful. But make sure Kagome doesn't see you or else she might sit you." said Miroku in a hushed manner. Yet it was too late because Inu-Yasha was already leaning over the edge of the railing along with the help Sessho-maru. "What in the seven hells are you doing that for Sessho-maru?"
"I am holding Inu-Yasha over the edge of this barrier so that when his wench sees him see will say SIT and then he will suffer total humiliation," said Sessho-maru with once again some emotion in his face.
Meanwhile in Mercy woods... Jaken writes in his journal "Today is a triumphant day for Sessho-maru, He actually had two moments of showing emotion today and it's not even lunch yet well who knows someday he will confess his true feelings for me one day and we shall dump Rin and live happily ever after." Little did he know that at the moment he wrote those lines two certain people were behind him.
As Jaken was putting away his journal, Rin couldn't help but say "Why would Sessho-maru ever dump me and what do you mean by true feelings because I don't think you are the only one with feelings for him and any of them would make a much better choice then you as the one he is going to run away with."
"Oh shut little girl!!!" said Jaken as Shippo and Rin laughed.
Now in the Great Hall as Kagome was listening on about how Merci Burlington will change their lives she decided to give in to that strange "Ineedtolookup" feeling and she did and as she looked up she saw Inu-Yasha leaning over the edge of the railing and that little word slipped out of her mouth and well that word was "SIT!!!" Well you all know what happens when she says that but this time it was worst. This time not only did Inu- Yasha fall into the ground but he took Sessho-maru and Miroku down with him and to top it all off they fell on Mrs. Nash the school's dean and punisher of students in the school. Not only that but these girls were so boy deprived that they all yelled "BOY!!!!!" and all went to take a closer look at them. But as this happened Otakuofstuff just sat there with a little smile on her face and Kagome saw that smile and knew that this girl was either trouble or she just had her year made.
But to the other side of the hall there stood Yokiko looking like she was in love. When Otakuofstuff saw this she knew that if it was any of the guys that just came in the room, well it would only be trouble for Kagome, Sango, or even Kagura because Otakuofstuff knew one thing all to well and it was when you get in between Yokiko and the guy, she think she's in love with don't expect to get out of the conflict without losing your pride, dignity, money, confidence, friends, teacher's trust because Yokiko will do anything to get with that guy. She would even destroy friendships and other people's lives with her vicious lies and humiliating pranks. "The little bitch," Otakuofstuff thought, "Why would she like any of those guys after all the guys she stole from all those girls." "....I think it is about time I called for a reunion," said Otakuofstuff as she pulled out her PDA and wrote it done.
Well at the same time as Otakuofstuff was pondering these thoughts, Kagome had another thought on her mind. "What if Yokiko is a reincarnation of Kikyo and she tries to take Inu-Yasha from me." But while these girls were thinking the thoughts Yokiko had already started to put the moves on all three of the guys, which was what of course something Yokiko would have been known to do as she was of course considered the San Francisco Archdiocesan Female Player of all Players. But well let's move on from that highly amusing thought and move on to the guy's point of view.
"Damn it," said Inu-Yasha as he got up and stood facing Mrs. Nash the Dean who looked at the moment very, very, very PISSED off. Then Mrs. Nash took a sweeping look at him from his feet up to his head as she muttered to herself various clothing and behavior infractions and writing them on a small ledger notebook, well then her eyes rested upon his adorable dog ears which would be in a short time be defiled by her horrible screeching. Oh wait here comes the screeching "Whoever you are may you please remove those ridiculous things off your head." said Mrs. Nash who from here on till the end shall now be referred to as the Nasher.
Inu-Yasha now pissed off to the extreme was and was ready to attack this wench as she screeched in his face, but when she got to the subject of his ears he decided to yell at her instead, "They are real and I know as I say this you are wanting to tug them and if you dare try I personally make sure you can't tug them a second time and FUCK YOU wench."
"Well who are you and these other two boys?" replied the Nasher, "and if you dare talk to me in that way again I will personally see to it that you will not be capable of doing that again either."
Miroku sensed that if Inu-Yasha was to keep this up these people would surely call the cops and they will all be dead. "I am Miroku and these are my friends Inu-Yasha and Sessho-maru we attend Archbishop Riordon High School and we were here to see that our girlfriends made it to school."
"Oh really and who would those girls be exactly so that we can let them cross check this story?" said the Nasher with a skeptical look on her face also thinking whoever these girls are will be in deep shit.
"Um," said Miroku.
Will Miroku say who these girls are?
Which guy will Yokiko pick any of the guys?
Will Kagome make it through student orientation?
Will the gang get caught for making up false identities and getting a credit card?
What is Otakuofstuff's dark past and what does it have to do with Yokiko?
Who knows? You'll have to keep on reading.
Please review and sorry for the way that it is confusing.
Well after that unpleasant exchange of words between a former fat cheerleader and a bulimic twig of a head cheerleader, the incoming freshman class was asked to sit down and as Kagome had the feeling that she needed to look up.
"So Miroku what is this brilliant idea of yours exactly you corrupt monk?" said Inu-Yasha with a look of exhaust from climbing the hundreds of stairs to the platform over looking the Great Hall which at the moment was the area in which Kagome, Otakuofstuff, and Sango resided.
"We also have to remember one more thing Inu-Yasha there just happens to be hundreds of girls down in that thing they call the Great Hall, so we have to be careful, very careful. But make sure Kagome doesn't see you or else she might sit you." said Miroku in a hushed manner. Yet it was too late because Inu-Yasha was already leaning over the edge of the railing along with the help Sessho-maru. "What in the seven hells are you doing that for Sessho-maru?"
"I am holding Inu-Yasha over the edge of this barrier so that when his wench sees him see will say SIT and then he will suffer total humiliation," said Sessho-maru with once again some emotion in his face.
Meanwhile in Mercy woods... Jaken writes in his journal "Today is a triumphant day for Sessho-maru, He actually had two moments of showing emotion today and it's not even lunch yet well who knows someday he will confess his true feelings for me one day and we shall dump Rin and live happily ever after." Little did he know that at the moment he wrote those lines two certain people were behind him.
As Jaken was putting away his journal, Rin couldn't help but say "Why would Sessho-maru ever dump me and what do you mean by true feelings because I don't think you are the only one with feelings for him and any of them would make a much better choice then you as the one he is going to run away with."
"Oh shut little girl!!!" said Jaken as Shippo and Rin laughed.
Now in the Great Hall as Kagome was listening on about how Merci Burlington will change their lives she decided to give in to that strange "Ineedtolookup" feeling and she did and as she looked up she saw Inu-Yasha leaning over the edge of the railing and that little word slipped out of her mouth and well that word was "SIT!!!" Well you all know what happens when she says that but this time it was worst. This time not only did Inu- Yasha fall into the ground but he took Sessho-maru and Miroku down with him and to top it all off they fell on Mrs. Nash the school's dean and punisher of students in the school. Not only that but these girls were so boy deprived that they all yelled "BOY!!!!!" and all went to take a closer look at them. But as this happened Otakuofstuff just sat there with a little smile on her face and Kagome saw that smile and knew that this girl was either trouble or she just had her year made.
But to the other side of the hall there stood Yokiko looking like she was in love. When Otakuofstuff saw this she knew that if it was any of the guys that just came in the room, well it would only be trouble for Kagome, Sango, or even Kagura because Otakuofstuff knew one thing all to well and it was when you get in between Yokiko and the guy, she think she's in love with don't expect to get out of the conflict without losing your pride, dignity, money, confidence, friends, teacher's trust because Yokiko will do anything to get with that guy. She would even destroy friendships and other people's lives with her vicious lies and humiliating pranks. "The little bitch," Otakuofstuff thought, "Why would she like any of those guys after all the guys she stole from all those girls." "....I think it is about time I called for a reunion," said Otakuofstuff as she pulled out her PDA and wrote it done.
Well at the same time as Otakuofstuff was pondering these thoughts, Kagome had another thought on her mind. "What if Yokiko is a reincarnation of Kikyo and she tries to take Inu-Yasha from me." But while these girls were thinking the thoughts Yokiko had already started to put the moves on all three of the guys, which was what of course something Yokiko would have been known to do as she was of course considered the San Francisco Archdiocesan Female Player of all Players. But well let's move on from that highly amusing thought and move on to the guy's point of view.
"Damn it," said Inu-Yasha as he got up and stood facing Mrs. Nash the Dean who looked at the moment very, very, very PISSED off. Then Mrs. Nash took a sweeping look at him from his feet up to his head as she muttered to herself various clothing and behavior infractions and writing them on a small ledger notebook, well then her eyes rested upon his adorable dog ears which would be in a short time be defiled by her horrible screeching. Oh wait here comes the screeching "Whoever you are may you please remove those ridiculous things off your head." said Mrs. Nash who from here on till the end shall now be referred to as the Nasher.
Inu-Yasha now pissed off to the extreme was and was ready to attack this wench as she screeched in his face, but when she got to the subject of his ears he decided to yell at her instead, "They are real and I know as I say this you are wanting to tug them and if you dare try I personally make sure you can't tug them a second time and FUCK YOU wench."
"Well who are you and these other two boys?" replied the Nasher, "and if you dare talk to me in that way again I will personally see to it that you will not be capable of doing that again either."
Miroku sensed that if Inu-Yasha was to keep this up these people would surely call the cops and they will all be dead. "I am Miroku and these are my friends Inu-Yasha and Sessho-maru we attend Archbishop Riordon High School and we were here to see that our girlfriends made it to school."
"Oh really and who would those girls be exactly so that we can let them cross check this story?" said the Nasher with a skeptical look on her face also thinking whoever these girls are will be in deep shit.
"Um," said Miroku.
Will Miroku say who these girls are?
Which guy will Yokiko pick any of the guys?
Will Kagome make it through student orientation?
Will the gang get caught for making up false identities and getting a credit card?
What is Otakuofstuff's dark past and what does it have to do with Yokiko?
Who knows? You'll have to keep on reading.
Please review and sorry for the way that it is confusing.