Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha because my parents would not let me own a dog or a dog demon or even a half dog demon for the matter. Well I do not own Kohl Mansion because well I don't Sisters of Mercy in conjunction with the city of Burlingame owns it thanks to a man named Freddy Kohl and his wife but the funny thing is that to this day the ghost of Freddy still haunts the mansion and the students that attends the school that resides there. Hehehe my disclaimers are always long are they not hmmm...
As Kagome was freaking out looking for an available teacher, she was hit by a sudden thought "CELLPHONES!!!! EVERYONE HAS ONE IN THIS SCHOOL" so she turned around and ran back to her homeroom only to meet something that well caught her really off guard and that was ..................................................................
Taku and she looked perfectly ok and very well except for some bitchslap mark and a few scratches while Yokiko looked like she just got beaten up by the gang that hangs out next to the alley between the public high school and the mall. She had two black-eyes and a fat lip thanks to Katie and her left arm seemed to be broken and her uniform had a few slashes in it probably thanks to Sango and her Hirakotsu. Kagome was so surprised that she said, "What the fuck?!!?! How can you survive that, I mean you were passed out and not breathing only a few minutes ago and now you are sitting up and looking well."
Taku after hearing such words come from Kagome could only give a hoarse little laugh and with a very scratchy voice she said "of course I can survive that I mean she is 85pounds and can only bench-press 30 pounds while I am 160 pounds and can bench-press 70 pounds ergo proving I could crush her a lot more then she can me and anyways I had this problem since I was little in which my lungs and heart can crap out on me any moment." Kagome and Sango just stared while the rest of the girls laughed because many of the girls in the advisory class knew Taku was prone to this from times in which she just passes out in the middle of a game to times in which she was a member of the honor guard in the special anniversary of the archdiocese of San Francisco and she just passed out at the feet of the Archbishop Levada so it was a pretty known fact among those who were members of the Archdiocesan schools. But Taku just went on to say some more things about her condition "well anyways Kagome don't worry about me and my condition it is all taken care of with this," Taku lifted up her shirt to reveal a black vest that was very tight but it had a few wires running out of it that lead to some device that looked like the combo between a really big cell phone and power pack for a camera. "It is what reads my pulse and makes sure that I am breathing and when I am not breathing it just sets off the silent alarm which activates the tiny little air sacks which in turn simulates CPR on me or if my heart just craps out the defibulater that was installed in my heart when I was younger kicks in and resuscitates me so yeah I am pretty much covered for any shit anybody tries to pull on me because the vest has a top layer that is Kevlar so it is bulletproof. But also every time that happens an ambulance will come to my rescue because it sends a message to the nearest hospital via the cell-phone and GPS chip in the vest."
After hearing the last part of Taku's explanation Kagome just had to ask "Why do you need it to be bulletproof and where the hell did you get that thing?" but either way she was relieved but also surprised that only ten minutes of homeroom had past and the ambulance already did come and was treating Yokiko's and Taku's injuries and they still had 20 more minutes of Advisory left.
"Well I can tell you the story that would make leave me so that you can live in peace or I can stay quiet and still have friends, which I have to remind you that you guys are the first bunch of friends other than Nick since about 2 years ago when the incident that divided the greatest group of friends one will ever had," Taku said in a voice that was making it seem like she wanted to be asked. Kagome nodded for Taku to continue. "Well it began a long time ago when I was an anti-social 10-year-old and I was just starting to actually talk to other kids. Well a few months later I came across a group of people that actually liked the same things as me in almost every aspect and in that group there was Nick my best friend/ pretend boyfriend to this very day, Yokiko Sato not the same as Yokiko Hime the bitch who just tried to kill me, Paul Dugan a boy who was ear deep in Wicca but turn to the evil of Preppiness the moment he moved to Sacto, and Gaby Dee a great friend till she moved to Stockton and well a friendship like ours can transcend that distance but it' hard. Well shortly after I found this group of friends an evil Jackass called Robbie came along to our school and made our lives a living hell by using his impeccable speaking skills to make it look like ever single dork, punk, punk rocker, and anyone who wasn't like him or the people he chosen to be his so called friends was scum and didn't deserve to be a student in my old school and he did it all while sucking up to the teachers so that he could get away with what he did to us. So then what happened was he had some Hitler-like propaganda machine going on with him saying that we would be a school above all the rest and that we would be different from all of the other school and not part of a school district that blurs us together and gives all the money to the schools that had nothing but an excellent sports team but you know what this story is too long and too painful to say so I am going to do this and it is in short Robbie tried to kill us because we kept on telling the people who would listen that it wasn't the school district that gave us money and if we needed the money to get the things we needed we had to raise it ourselves but above all we overthrown him by telling the teachers that he had a bag of cocaine in his back pack and he did because, he sold and used it so well he got stuck in Juvie. Well he got pissed and sent his wise guys over to kill us and after they tried most of my friend's parents got scared and pulled them out of school so it was just me and Nick but the school kicked him out after a year because the teachers got fed up with him. So his parents sent him to Odyssey Junior High and it was one of those schools used for honing its students' crafts and his was that of inventing, and he made me the vest out of the fact that he couldn't work on any of the weapons he has been working on at the school and he made it bulletproof for just in case the wise guys tried anything stupid." said Taku with a goofy smile on her face which made it look like she thought that this was funny and you know what it is if you consider the fact that it was a this kid was 10 when this all started and someone tried to kill her when she was 12.
Well Kagome was just wierded out by this whole story and it was hard to swallow but she thought if I can survive the feudal Era then I can survive being friends no matter how bad it gets or how annoying she can get and they all just went off to their next class as if nothing happened and but they still had to wear stupid signs made for them by their Junior Guardians and Annemarie just had to put on Kagome's sign "If you ask nicely then I will sing and dance like a pikachu," and that was pretty good considering Katie got a sign that said "If you ask nicely I will sing a song," but the songs had lyrics like this "I don't know but I've been told an Eskimo's is pretty damn cold...." and "Dashing down the halls. Avoiding Mrs. Nash but if she catches me, well then she can kiss my ass. Four whole years. Four whole years. Four whole years in Hell. This is the place where we're called hoes just based on where we go. HOES!!! Four whole years. Four whole years. Four whole years in Hell...." But hey at least it wasn't her who had that sign.
Meanwhile at Riordon High School... Inu-Yasha was doing his usual daydream and have a good time at high school and he was stuck in all special ed classes with Miroku so it wasn't that bad, and he was having fun learning how to use a computer and that was fun unless you count the fact that he kept on having to stop Miroku from pressing a link to a hentai site and well he couldn't stop him at all times; but you had to wonder how he got all their fake records via internet and not get distracted by all the hentai and other bad stuff. But he was having a hard time with one thing and that was the school rules stated that if he was to have hair that was below the shoulders he needed to have it braided or in cornrows so every morning he had to deal with getting one of the girls to braid it but at least he didn't have to shave off any facial hair right before his school picture like this guy named Nick Casey who looked like he got stranded in a foreign country for a few months and wasn't able to shave before school and well that guy was in the special ed English I for something else because he knew all the stuff or maybe he just wanted the free laptop that came with those classes. But well out of pure boredom they talked and it turned out that Nick's parents left him stranded in Russia for the summer and he came back from Russia only 2 hours before the freshman orientation and he lived an hour away so he had only time to get his school uniform and come to school so that's why he had to shave right before his school picture and Nick was only in the special ED class for grammar lessons because when he went to junior high he went to a school for the gifted and talented and it didn't teach any of the upper grade grammar so he sucked at that whole thing for the HSPT and the school put him in the special ed class for English but he had almost everything else at the advance level. Well he was glad to have that dance at the end of the week to go to with Kagome and that was going to be fun because well he was feeling like the world had mostly men in it because he was in an all boy school because none of the co-ed schools would take him due to the fact that he had to "relearn" but actual learn everything and the co-ed only took the very rich or the very smart or excelled in sports (and apparently wielding a sword didn't count unless you were fencing or in a dojo and plus they really hated the long hair at the interview and his "vulgar language" didn't set well with the admission board). But through some strange twist of events both Miroku and him got stuck in art but had to transfer out to ceramics after Miroku drew a particular drawing, a very BAD drawing, and well they thought the two of them had to go around as a pair, but it was a good thing to happen because Inu-Yasha knew he was probably crap out on that class completely, but ceramics wasn't probably be any better, well at least he was able to pass this class so far. But this was a bit boring compared to living in the Feudal Era with all the kick-ass action of beating the snot out of evil demons, but being her didn't stop him from getting into fights, like this one time when this ass-hole by the name of Robbie Mc Dowell started calling Inu-Yasha along the lines of dyslexic freak and well Inu-Yasha called him something along the lines of an ugly ass cocksucker and things just snowballed completely into this thing where Robbie's nose got broken and Inu-Yasha got stuck on probation until it was mysteriously removed by no other than Taku and Miroku, but Taku did seem rather pleased with the results of that fight but she did complain that Inu-Yasha should have just completely ripped off his ugly face and shove it up his ass but well she said she couldn't have it all and jokily said thank-you for leaving room for further damage done by her. Miroku was one that left all the religion teachers baffled because whenever the subject of Buddhism came up and I guess you could call that an advantage but he sure did piss them off, but it was certainly funny. But so far Inu-Yasha was having a good time at school and it was certain a lot of the guys thought he was cool and he and Miroku thought it was funny that there was a group of girls trying to stalk them but you know the two of them were too fast for those girls.
So I finally updated!!!
Well I had a project over the summer and I have a lot of homework so well I can't write too much fanfics anymore.
Well I'll get on with on-goings in the life of Shippo, Rin, Jaken, Lady Kaede, and Sessho-maru in the next chapter.
